Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Well, here it is. Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie. My 4th TV movie fic. My Season 9 finale. One of my most notorious Simpsons Movie parodies is also in this fic. All rolled up into this action-packed baby.
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*throughout this openng, a stylized version of the MM&BB theme played, pitched up to sound more like a karate theme*
We are looking at a red wooden barn side.
*inscribed on the wall*
SBM FORUMS PRESENTS...
Just then, we see SpongeBob's arms karate-chopping pieces of the wall until it now read in broken wood...
*SB logo*
IN
Then Sandy performed a huge karate chop which completely chopped the wall, revealing behind it a 3-D flyaround of Downtown Bikini Bottom, similar to something you'd see from The Simpsons Movie or Futarama, as well as the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 3-D Game.
The title was made out of wood.
The rest of the opening titles were made out in a similar way, SpongeBob's arms karate-chopping them into the alternate titles. The plank showed the "Starring/Written by" credit whilst the cast or crew member's/members' name(s) was/were shown in wood.
Only now, the flyaround advanced through suburban Bikini Bottom, touching upon various landmarks such as the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, Sandy's Treedome, and Jellyfish Fields.
STARRING
TOM KENNY
BILL FAGERBAKKE
CAROLYN LAWRENCE
GUEST STARRING
TRESS MACNEILLE
JON KASSIR
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
DOUGLAS-Z
At this point, the flyaround finally ended at SpongeBob's house.
ANYTHING ELSE I FORGOT
DOUGLAS-Z
The title fell apart as we zoomed in through the window and onto SB's TV screen.
Johnny the Realistic Fish Head: It's that time of year again, folks! (image of a clendar shows up) It's June 2[sup]nd[/sup]! Continuing the semi-annual tradition that's been going on for as long as the practice itself, the 96[sup]th[/sup] Annual Kapoerer (KAEP-ohh-RARE) Karate Competition! Here's the host of this year's competition, Academite Award winning pop singer Ken Darry, with more!
Ken Darry was depicted as a light orange fish with a black hairstyle similar to that of Timmy's imaginary friend Gary from The Fairly OddParents. He wore an orange plaid suit with a purple tie.
Ken Darry: This year, the competition is looking tough! Participating in this competition are last year's champions, the duo of Roger Brat and Larry Jay! We also have our 1st runner up for two years in a row, Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks, returning to the competition! Back to you, Johnny!
Johnny: This year, there's a little twist! Due to a massive whirlpool that just occured in Sugimori Bottom, the competition will not be taking place in Ebiwalar (AE-bee-WAY-ler) Stadium! This year, the competition will take place in Sawamular (SOH-ahm-ULL-er) Stadium in Hayashigame (HAE-aye-SHEE-game-EHH) Bottom, just off Desert Road!
We now cut to Sponge and Pat watching this on the TV.
Darry: We expect to see you all there...(raises up two "fingers")...in two days!
SpongeBob turned off the TV.
Patrick: Wow! Sounds like that competition's gonna be so cool this year!
SpongeBob: You bet it is! And you can also bet on who's gonna win: the best karate-choppin' duo in Bikini Bottom! Ya know who they are?
Patrick: Ummmmm....uhhhh....don't tell me! Um, ee...grr! Don't ell me! *straining* Don't tell me, don't..tell me! (pause) Okay, tell me.
SpongeBob: Me and Sandy.
Parick: Ohhhhhhhh.
SpongeBob: See, every year, Sandy and I enter the competition individually, but now, since we're dating, we're entering as a duo, and the trophy and the $1,000 prize, will be ours!
Patrick: Hurray!
We then zoom out again to see Stevie easvesdropping on them via the window.
Stevie: It's not fair! Why don't I get to enter that karate competition too? I know just as much karate as SpongeBob, maybe even more! I could even win that trophy with Patrick as my partner! (gets an idea) Hey!
BTTNS.
Next scene name: A Seat for Two!
Will probably be added: Tomorrow.
May not be suitable for: Those with busengiphobia (fear of bus drivers).
Most of the Japanese names you will hear in this TV movie fic are taken from the Japanese names of various Pokmon, all with rather different pronounciations.
Hayashigame is the Japanese name of the Pokmon Grotle. Ebiwalar and Sawamular Stadiums are named after the Hitmon duo, Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee, respectively. The name of the competition, Kapoerer, is named after my favorite member of the Hitmon family, Hitmontop.
The only thing that isn't named after a Pokmon's Japanese name is Sugimori Bottom, which is named for Ken Sugimori, the head designer for many Nintendo games, including the Pokmon franchise.
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*throughout this openng, a stylized version of the MM&BB theme played, pitched up to sound more like a karate theme*
We are looking at a red wooden barn side.
*inscribed on the wall*
SBM FORUMS PRESENTS...
Just then, we see SpongeBob's arms karate-chopping pieces of the wall until it now read in broken wood...
*SB logo*
IN
Then Sandy performed a huge karate chop which completely chopped the wall, revealing behind it a 3-D flyaround of Downtown Bikini Bottom, similar to something you'd see from The Simpsons Movie or Futarama, as well as the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 3-D Game.
The title was made out of wood.
The rest of the opening titles were made out in a similar way, SpongeBob's arms karate-chopping them into the alternate titles. The plank showed the "Starring/Written by" credit whilst the cast or crew member's/members' name(s) was/were shown in wood.
Only now, the flyaround advanced through suburban Bikini Bottom, touching upon various landmarks such as the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, Sandy's Treedome, and Jellyfish Fields.
STARRING
TOM KENNY
BILL FAGERBAKKE
CAROLYN LAWRENCE
GUEST STARRING
TRESS MACNEILLE
JON KASSIR
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
DOUGLAS-Z
At this point, the flyaround finally ended at SpongeBob's house.
ANYTHING ELSE I FORGOT
DOUGLAS-Z
The title fell apart as we zoomed in through the window and onto SB's TV screen.
Johnny the Realistic Fish Head: It's that time of year again, folks! (image of a clendar shows up) It's June 2[sup]nd[/sup]! Continuing the semi-annual tradition that's been going on for as long as the practice itself, the 96[sup]th[/sup] Annual Kapoerer (KAEP-ohh-RARE) Karate Competition! Here's the host of this year's competition, Academite Award winning pop singer Ken Darry, with more!
Ken Darry was depicted as a light orange fish with a black hairstyle similar to that of Timmy's imaginary friend Gary from The Fairly OddParents. He wore an orange plaid suit with a purple tie.
Ken Darry: This year, the competition is looking tough! Participating in this competition are last year's champions, the duo of Roger Brat and Larry Jay! We also have our 1st runner up for two years in a row, Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks, returning to the competition! Back to you, Johnny!
Johnny: This year, there's a little twist! Due to a massive whirlpool that just occured in Sugimori Bottom, the competition will not be taking place in Ebiwalar (AE-bee-WAY-ler) Stadium! This year, the competition will take place in Sawamular (SOH-ahm-ULL-er) Stadium in Hayashigame (HAE-aye-SHEE-game-EHH) Bottom, just off Desert Road!
We now cut to Sponge and Pat watching this on the TV.
Darry: We expect to see you all there...(raises up two "fingers")...in two days!
SpongeBob turned off the TV.
Patrick: Wow! Sounds like that competition's gonna be so cool this year!
SpongeBob: You bet it is! And you can also bet on who's gonna win: the best karate-choppin' duo in Bikini Bottom! Ya know who they are?
Patrick: Ummmmm....uhhhh....don't tell me! Um, ee...grr! Don't ell me! *straining* Don't tell me, don't..tell me! (pause) Okay, tell me.
SpongeBob: Me and Sandy.
Parick: Ohhhhhhhh.
SpongeBob: See, every year, Sandy and I enter the competition individually, but now, since we're dating, we're entering as a duo, and the trophy and the $1,000 prize, will be ours!
Patrick: Hurray!
We then zoom out again to see Stevie easvesdropping on them via the window.
Stevie: It's not fair! Why don't I get to enter that karate competition too? I know just as much karate as SpongeBob, maybe even more! I could even win that trophy with Patrick as my partner! (gets an idea) Hey!
BTTNS.
Next scene name: A Seat for Two!
Will probably be added: Tomorrow.
May not be suitable for: Those with busengiphobia (fear of bus drivers).
Most of the Japanese names you will hear in this TV movie fic are taken from the Japanese names of various Pokmon, all with rather different pronounciations.
Hayashigame is the Japanese name of the Pokmon Grotle. Ebiwalar and Sawamular Stadiums are named after the Hitmon duo, Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee, respectively. The name of the competition, Kapoerer, is named after my favorite member of the Hitmon family, Hitmontop.
The only thing that isn't named after a Pokmon's Japanese name is Sugimori Bottom, which is named for Ken Sugimori, the head designer for many Nintendo games, including the Pokmon franchise.