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[Nathan Shetka]

SpongeBob: Patrick, what’s air?

Patrick: do you mean she puts on airs?

SpongeBob: I think so.

Patrick: that’s just fancy talk. if you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. the higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

SpongeBob: how bout this?

Patrick: higher.

SpongeBob: like that?

Patrick: now that’s fancy! they should call you SpongeBob Fancy Pants

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Patrick: where’s the leak, Ma’am?

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Patrick: I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.

Mr. Krabs: panty raid? you mean like girls, right?

 

[CrazyMew37]

Squidward: "Too bad that didn't kill me."

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par-tay!

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Mr. Krabs: welcome to the Krusty Krab!

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Patrick: who needs dumb old Texas?

Sandy: what did you just say?

Patrick: should I start running now?

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Squidward: SpongeBob is the only guy that can have fun with a jellyfish…. for twelve hours!!!!

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Patrick: hey, buddy! I warmed it up for ya

 

[SneakyMcSneakyPants]

SpongeBob: Wait a minute! Maybe he’s not a monster. Maybe he’s an endangered species. We should help him!

Patrick: Yeah, help him! Go away! Can’t you tell nobody wants you?! You’re endangered!

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Patrick: Who are you people?!?

 

[spongebobscenequeen]

"NO YOU AINT" xD

 

[Nathan Shetka]

SpongeBob: I’m ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.

SpongeBob/Patrick: bring it on!

 

[Nathan Shetka]

SpongeBob: maybe it’s because you’re not wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion.

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Squidward: "Oh! Give me that." *Tears up the peace treaty* "There, now the war can continue."
Spongebob: "Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty--it was a copy of the peace treaty."

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud (in crescendo)!

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Patrick: Hello, Krusty Krew! (Help Wanted, First Spongebob Episode).

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Squilliam: "I hope the audience brings a lot of...IBUPROFEN."

 

[FryBob PattyPants]

Patrick: "I DEFY YOU HEARTMAN"