Pinned thread Favorite Quotes

[GetWelded]

"i don't see a mrs krabs anywhere" - Squidward (Chrisdrau)

 

[Nathan Shetka]

SpongeBob: yep, that is it.

Grandma SquarePants: you can come back if you need the chance.

SpongeBob: out into the cold grown up world, alone without a sweater.

Grandma SquarePants: toodle loooo.

SpongeBob: I don’t know when I’ll be back.

Grandma SquarePants: I know how busy you are.

SpongeBob: so, uhh…. that’s it.

Grandma SquarePants: shhhh…. he’s asleep.

SpongeBob: soooooo looooong.

 

[Glove]

Look at my signature:

 

[Nathan Shetka]

SpongeBob: gosh, Mystery. that was the greatest day of my life. do you think we’ll be friends forever? I’ll take that as a yes.

 

[Glove]

Look at my signature:

well this one doesn't make any sense i think it used to be "YOU RUINED MY FREE TOY"

 

[Godzilla]

"BAH, [dolphin chirp]!" - SpongeBob SquarePants, in "Sailor Mouth", during the part where he and Patrick play Eels and Escalators, and SpongeBob loses the game.

 

[jbunnytmoj]

Too many quotes topics so I thought this would be for the whole kit & kaboodle. I'm gonna close the others. Just post your favorite quotes here.

Ahoy spongeboy me bob

 

[President Squidward]

1. "I'm ready, I'm ready!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
2. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star
3. "I can't see my forehead!" - Patrick Star
4. "The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time." - SpongeBob SquarePants
5. "Firmly grasp it!" - Patrick Star
6. "I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
7. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star (while holding a carton of milk)
8. "I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEED IT!" - SpongeBob SquarePants

These quotes capture the whimsical and often nonsensical humor that SpongeBob SquarePants is famous for!

 

[spongepizza72]

"I'm not falling for it SpongeBob." - Sandy, "Karate Choppers," 1999
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" - SpongeBob, "Mid-Life Crustacean," 2002
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick, "Band Geeks," 2001

 

[aloadofbarnacles]

return what to who - patrick

 

[Nevanski]

"GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!" "New Boomerang Pet Ball. Really works."

 

[e 4000]

GARY!!! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST, IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH!!!!!!

...please?

 

[CrazyMew37]

"Well, at least I still have my personality."

 

[Godzilla]

Patrick: I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. [leans on the wall, accidentally pressing the do not push button once he leans against the wall, causing the "ANIMATRONIC OVERRIDE" to the "Tunnel of Glove" ride]
(I think this one's very funny, I swear down, it's hilarious, IMO.)

 

[Gary Snail the III]

: Mr Krabs! We should add this to the menu! It looks just like a krabby patty!
: im not impressed
: I made it with left over ingredients.
: Now i'm impressed.

 

[CrazyMew37]

"Great Barrier Reef That patty's spoiled!"

(Barely hesitates to burn the green krabby patty with a flamethrower)

 

[HyruleQueenKnight]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

 

[CrazyMew37]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

"Yeah, what he said!"

 

[voralabados]

"Where's the leak ma'am?" :)

 

[C0LOR]

"yeah keep messing with that old crab and the only container you'll need is an urn" - karen (spin the bottle)