SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure

Stinkoman 20X6

Stinkoman 20X6

I want to get lost in your rock and roll
I mised the first minute of Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure so don't blame me because the first minute or so is missing.

Prologue

Robotic versions of SpongeBob and Patrick stood before a cloaked figure with an enormous pirate hook and a floating throne. We were now in a bleek future, where buildings were destroyed in the background, there were tires scattered round to absorb the fire that was going on, and the atmosphere made everything a dark orange color.

Future Squidward walked up to the robots. He was wearing goggles, his shirt was now orange and sleeeless, and he was wearing boots.

Squidward: (to the robots) You must go back in time and eliminate SpongeBob and Patrick! They musn't reach the Hook before the Lord of Terror does!

He turned on a nearby time portal to reveal an image of SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Stevie all watching a movie together. Stevie had dumped the popcorn bowl on his head. He exlcaimed something, but you couldn't hear it due to the fact that this was only a visual. Squidward and the "Lord of Terror" teleported away. Robotic Sponge and Pat started walking towards the portal.

Nearby, SpongeBob and Patrick were watching, hiding in the trash dump. They had small bruises and their clothes were tattered and dirty.

Patrick: Remember back then, SpongeBob? When we were young and innocent?
SpongeBob: We must get to that vortex, Patrick. Maybe we can find a way to halt the series of evetns that led to this awful future...the Pirate's Hook.

The opening ctredits then started. It was in the same style as the BBA opening credits, made SpogneBob-themed. Voltaire's Land of the Dead still played but with no lyrics this time.

SBM Forums unproudly presents...

A SpongeBob SquarePants Film

SpongeBob was carrying an apparently heavy credit.

Tom Kenny

Patrick walked over and reshaped it using all of his gum.

Bill ::censored::erbakke

It was now so heavy SpongeBob accidentally dropped it. He quickly put the letters back forming...

Carolyn Lawrence
Clancy Brown

SpongeBob smiled at him, until the letters fell back down. Patrick quickly took out his other piece of gum and stuck them to the wall but now, they read...

Mr. Lawrence
Rodger Bumpass

SpongeBob stared angrily at Patrick. He then chased him as the title appeared.

SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure

Similar to BBA's title, SpongeBob's face was in the middle of the title. He did his "Dahahahaha!" laugh as the camera zoomed through his mouth.

The eystalks of Gary, Snellie, and Coral appeared on the screen and eventually zoomed out to their bodies. The credit "Written by PokDouglas" appeared on the screen.

Squidward was now relaxing in a hot tub before a big tentacle popped out of the water and rgabbed him. They then started covering the screen, with the credit "Directed by PokDouglas".

We now see SpongeBob and Sandy on a date in the Fancy! restaurant. The waiter handed the menu to SpongeBob. It read "Not to Be Confused With Billy and Mandy's Big Boogie Adventure".

He then poured some wine in the glass. The glass had the writing "Anything Else I Forgot PokDouglas". We then see Stevie driving a boat across the seas. It had a sign that said "SpongeBob SquarePants Created by Stephen Hillenhurg".

We now cut back to the future. Robot Sponge and Pat walked into the portal. SpongeBob and Patrick were now standing in front of it.

SpongeBob: Barnacles!
Patrick: Aw, man!
SpongeBob: I was so busy watching the opening credits that I forgot to follow those robots through that time-travel vortex!
Patrick: Hey, don't worry! Remember you drew that skimatic for a time portal last night? We can build our own time machine, go to the past, and stop ourselves from ever having this future!
SpongeBob: That's right! (gives the blueprints to Patrick) Get to work on it right away!
Patrick: Um, SpongeBob? This is a drawing of cops fighting the Loch Ness Monster!
SpongeBob: What?! They're supposed to be working together! Oh, well. Let's just hope our past selves can find a way to stop this future before it's too late.
Patrick: But doesn't the fact that we're here mean we don't?
SpongeBob: Eh...I don't know. Time-travel is so confusing. Besides, maybe this future ain't so bad, huh? Huh?

Then a light flashed on them. The Lord of Terror's robotic minions had detected them.

SpongeBob: I mean...besides the future being enslaved by the Lord of Terror and what not.

Next scene: Two Weeks Earlier!
 
Two Weeks Earlier

Text on the screen read "Two Weeks Earlier" as Mr. Krabs stepped out of his house and onto his motor-scooter, putting his helmet on. The mialman threw the paper to him.

Mailman: (riding away) Morning, Eugene!

Mr. Krabs started the scooter and it stopped at a small olive green house. Mr. Krabs stepped off and put his helmet on the scooter.

Mr. Krabs: Arr, this is me favorite part of the job.

He bust the door open, wearing a black cloak. Thunder flashed behind him, depicting that it would be raining soon.

Mr. Krabs: (in a deep voice) Arthur Timbacks, I have come for thee!

Mr. Timbacks from From Here to Geek and Under My Rock was in his recliner, watching TV. He wasn't wearing his hat, revealing he had a full head of brown hair in the style of Timmy Turner's dad in "The Fairly OddParents".

Mr. Timbacks: Oh, that's just great. Can you fix my cable? My one day off from work, and Stapler Week's coming in all fuzzy.
Mr. Krabs: Whadi..no! Arhtur Timbacks, I have come for thee!

More thunder flashed from outside. Mr. Krabs pulled out a Krabby Patty Pizza (from Pizza Delivery).

Mr. Krabs: That'll be $17.80, plus tip. Thank goodness I remembered to wear this jacket. The wind's really picking up out there.

Mr. Timbacks pulled the money out of his wallet. Mr. Krabs coutned it.

Mr. Krabs: Good. (short pause) And the tip?
Mr. Timbacks: Um, yeah, see I can't tip you this time around.
Mr. Krabs: What?!
Mr. Timbacks: Right now, I barely have enough money to pay off my morgage. So to save money, I'm not currently tipping anyone right now.
Mr. Krabs: (extreme closeup) YOU WILL TIP ME!!!! PAY UP THE ARTHUR, MONEY BABY!!!

He pulled out a toilet plunger from his back pocket. It had a piece of wet toiletpaper stuck to it.

Mr. Krabs: DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS, BECAUSE I WILL!!! CULLEN, RAYBURN, NARZ, TREBREK, TROJAN, RAMSES, MAGNUM, SHREK, ZABAR, KRESGE, CALDOR, WAL-MART!!!!

Mr. Timbacks whimpered in fear. Mr. Krabs drooped his cloak in front of him.

Mr. Krabs: And don't start crying and drippin' tears all over me cloak! I just got this thing dry-cleaned!

He pulled it back to reveal SpongeBob and Sandy were behind it, like a magic trick. SpongeBob was wearing his jacket from A Very Spongey Christmas and Sandy was wearing a purple scarf.

Mr. Krabs: Arrr! What now, SpongeBob? I'm in the middle of something!
SpongeBob: Sandy wanted to return the formula to you.
Mr. Krabs: What?! You borrowed me formular without my permission...again?!
Sandy: (pulls out the formula) Ah needed it for mah family reunion in Texas, and y'all got a purty-good tasting patty ther'!

As they were talking, Mr. Timbacks quietly snuck away.

Mr. Krabs: If you two ever borrow me formular without asking again, you're both fired!
Sandy: But ah don't work for y'all.
Mr. Krabs: (places a Krusty Krew hat on Sandy) Then, you're hired. And if you borrow it again, you're fired!!! Now, back to the...

He turned around to see Mr. Timbacks was gone. He immediately dashed to the window and gasped.

Mr. Krabs: We've got a runner!

Mr. Timbacks burst through his garage door in his black boatmobile. (click here*) Mr. Krabs dashed otuside and hopped on his scooter. SpongeBob and Sandy walked over to him.

SpongeBob: Can we come too?
Mr. Krabs: What? No way! You two lovebirds have already given me enough trouble for one day, thank you!
SpongeBob: Aw, come on, Mr. Krabs. Please?

They both gave him the ol' puppy lips.

Mr. Krabs: The Ol' Puppy Lips trick, huh? Works every time.

He pressed a button on his scooter that extended the scooter to fit three people.

Mr. Krabs: Hop on.

Sponge and Sandy hopped onto the scooter as it drove off. They eventually caught up to Mr. Timbacks.

Mr. Krabs: Ye can't outrun business!
Mr. Timbacks: That's why I have turbo!

He pressed the turbo button and the boatmobile whizzed off.

Sandy: Y'all ain't doing that right. Ah'm drivin'.

She grabbed the handlebars.

Mr. Krabs: No ye ain't! It's me scooter!

Sandy started driving the scooter, slightly hazardously. They then bumped into a gas pump, which stuck to SpongeBob's head.

Mr. Krabs: Ohoh!!! That sure ain't my fault!

They whizzed past coral trees, buildings, and busboats before Mr. Krabs finally took the handlebars.

Mr. Krabs: Stop! This is why I ain't so wild about mammals who ain't me daughter or ex-wife!

They were starting to gain up on Mr. Timbacks, but he wasn't worried. He pressed the "Oil Slick" button, releasing oil slick from the back exhaust pipes. The scooter started to slip, and the wheels slashed fire due to friction.

Mr. Timbacks: Time for the big guns! Or should I say, missiles?

He pressed the "Heat-Seaking Missile" button, firing a missile at them. It proceeded to chase them, due to the slashing fire.

Eventually, they reached the pier. Mr. Timbacks's boatmobile drove off the edge and paused. Mr. Timbacks laughed before pressing the "Submarine" button, which transformed his boatmobile into a submarine (click here).

The submobile then dove into the ocean. SpongeBob, Sandy, and krabs had now lost him. But they soon remembered the missile. It finally caught it up to them. As the slashing fire returned to them, the missile slowly approached them as well.

We then cut to the infamous view Bikini Bottom we've seen in so many episodes. A small yet visible explosion occured in the southeastern part of town, wiping out a few buildings and leaving rubble everywhere.

Next scene: Jellyfish, Starfish, and Parents! (Oh, my!)

*The reason Mr. Timbacks's boatmobile is merely a redesigned version of SpongeBob's not because I was too lazy to design a whole new boatmobile, but because I've always them driving the same type of boatmobile. The obvious truth should be that they purchased their boatmobiles from the same place, and then Mr. Timbacks was somehow able to equip his with all sorts of gadgets and functions.
 
Jellyfish, Starfish, and Parents! (Oh, my!)

It was now sunset. Thunder continued to sound. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs walked into SpogneBob's house, burnt to crisps. They sat on the couch. The charrs were starting to dissovle on them.

Mr. Krabs: I can't believe you two lovebirds just did something like that! You even destroyed me scooter in that explosion!
SpongeBob: Hey, look on the bright side! At least we kept the formula safe.

He held out the bottle containing the formula. The cork had burned off and the bottle was slightly cracked. In a few seconds, the bottle instantly shattered into peices, leaving the slightly burned formula in SpongeBob's hands. There was a knock on the door.

SpongeBob: (getting off the couch) I'll get it.

He opened the door. It was Patrick holding two jellyfishing nets.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Wanna go jellyfishing?
SpongeBob: Patrick, first of all, it's almost 7:00. Secondly, Thursday's "Me and Sandy Day".

Sandy waved in the background.

Patrick: Ohhhhhh. I don't get it.
SpongeBob: (sigh) Fine, you can come in if you want.
Patrick: (running in) Yay!

He came in and sat down on the couch. SpongeBob waled over to Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob: You know, Mr. Krabs, jobs don't have to be forever. My dad gets a new job almost every week!

SpongeBob's dad from No Free Rides and Blackjack walked into the living room.

Mr. SquarePants: SpongeBob's right, Eugene. I've been fired before. In fact, I get fired almost all the time. Why just today, I got fired from my job at Barnicle King for eating all the sea lettuce!

He burped out a piece of lettuce which landed on Mr. Krabs's nose.

Mrs. SquarePants: (offscreen) What was that, honey?
Mr. SquarePants: Um...nothing!
Mrs. SquarePants: (poking head through kitchen doorway) Are you sure? Cause I could've sworn I heard...
Mr. SquarePants: (nervous) I don't know what you're talking about!

Mrs. SquarePants from the same episodes walked over to him.

Mrs. SquarePants: You lost that job at Barnicle King, didn't you?
Mr. SquarePants: (running away) Gob-gob! Gob-gob!

Mrs. SquarePants sighed and went back into the kitchen.

Patrick: (to SpongeBob) What are your parents doing here?
SpongeBob: Their house is being fumigated and they needed a place to stay.

Just then, what appeared some sort of S.W.A.T team swarmed in and flashed lihts at them.

S.W.A.T Member: Mr. Krabs, you're under arrest for abuse of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and derrilition duty!
Patrick: (giggling) Heh-heh-heh, he said duty.

BTTNS.

Next scene: Bikini Stone Court!
 
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. Be aware that this fic cotnains some of the gross-out humor and fantasy violence regularly seen on Billy and Mandy.

Bikini Stone Court

A helicopter flew to a rock formation that had a striking resemblence to Stonehenge. There was a sign in front of it that read "Bikini Stone Court". Thunder was now flashing louder then ever throughout the entire scene.

Inside the area surrounded by the formation, a lava river flowed. Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs stood (in that order) on a small rock within the lava river, trapping them.

The jury sat on the tall thin formations, two each. (Stevie, Squidward, wearing the "winterjacket" from Friendly Leaves.) (Darth Vader, Boogeyman from BBA.) (Mrs. Puff, Producer Randy.) (Pearl, Scooter.) (Gary, Mama Krabs.) (A still naked Richard A. Bottomfeeder, Kevin the Sea Cucumber.) (Squillium, Squidward' mother.)

Judge Finkleback from Krabs vs. Plankton and Put on Trail was seated on her deak at the shrotest and widest formation, where the lava was flwoing from. The jury talked with each other whilst our quartet just stared, completely oblivious to what was going on. Finkleback started slamming down her gavel repeatedly.

Judge Finkleback: Order! Order!
Patrick: (raising his hand and jumping) Ooh, ooh! I'll have a Krabby Patty with extra cheese, please!

SpongeBob slapped his forehead.

Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Davy Jones are we doing here?
Plankton's voice: (echoing) You're here to pay for abusing your responsibilities...

A rock formation rose in front of them. Plankton stood on it, dressed in the lawyer suit he stole from Puff Mama.

Plankton: (making faces) Boo! Raahhh!!!! Gobble-gobble!
Mr. Krabs: Wha...Plankton?! I thought we were friends now!

Plankton pulled out his lie detector from Friendly Leaves. He shook it a little, and the deuerliar chip (see FL for description*) fell out.

Mr. Krabs: A deuserliar chip! I should've known! Is this all part of your "big big plan" you've been blabbering on about lately?
Plankton: Ding, ding! We have a winner! Unfortunately for you, Krabs, my plan is just getting started! You see, when I found out that these rugrats were interfering with your work and your responsibilities for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, I thought it my duty as a Bikini Bottom citizien to crush your dreams and deprive you of everything held dear!!!
Patrick: Heh-heh-heh. He said "duty".

Stevie had taken off his shoe and was licking his foot.

Stevie: (to Squidward) Isn't the justice system fascinating?
Plankton: Please describe the day you first discovered the formula.
Mr. Krabs: Rrrrr, the ingredients accidentally fell into the batter after you stormed off and then eventaully started stealing it from me more then 60 times!!!
Plankton: A-ha!

He pulled out a screen projector and a remote. He clicked to an image of himself.

Plankton: is it not true that not only was your formula stolen by me, but it has also been stolen by...
*shows an image of the character withe formula as he says their names*

SpongeBob *chopping onions while reading the recipe*
Patrick *using the bottle to scratch his back*
Stevie *using it to unclog his toilet*
Squidward *sneaking away from the KK while holding it*
Sandy *getting on the bus to Texas while holding a suitcase with the recipe peeking out slightly*
Mrs. Puff *serving a customer at the KK while holding it behind her back*
Producer Randy *holding it with a top hat put on it*
Gary *holding it in his mouth and smiling evilly*
Snellie *same as Gary*
Coral *same as Snellie and Gary*
Mr. Wiggles *same as Snellie, Gary, and Coral*
Larry the Lobster *surfing on the bottle*
Scooter *sucking on it*
Pearl Krabs *writing "Stop embarassing me!" on the bottle*
Karen *running out of the KK while holding it*
Ash's Pikachu *holding it while on Ash's shoulder*
The Naked Brothers Band *shows Nat and Alex holding a live-action version of it and laughing evilly*
Bubble Buddy *blowing a bubble copy of it*
The mayor of Bikini Bottom *splitting the bottle in half with an ax*
The mailman *running away with it and laughing manically*
The Seahoreed Twins *clog-dancing while holding the recipe*
My cousin Clem *hiding it under his hat*
A scallop *flying away while holding it on its back*
And a coral salad sandwhich...hold the mustard?

Mr. Krabs: Well, yes, but...
Plankton: A-ha! He admits to losing his formula, the secret recipe that makes the Krabby Patty, the most beloved food tiem in the Pacific Ocean, tick, on multiple occasions.

The jury talked this over.

Mr. Krabs: Wait, judge, it's not me fault! It's these kids! They're walking headaches with brains......or maybe not.
Plankton: Wow, a 62-year-old successful tycoon, dragged down by an idiot, a weenie, and his girlfriend?
Patrick: (whispering to SpongeBob) Am I the weenie or the girlfriend?**

SpongeBob shrugged.

Plankton: I would like to call my first witness...

He snapped his fingers. Another rock formation rose with a chair on it.

Plankton: ...myself. (hops onto the chair) Hello, I am Sheldon J. Plankton, owner and proprieter of the Chum Bucket.

Sandy slapped his head. Plankton hopped off the chair and started talking to it...or something.

Plankton: Mr. Plankton, is it true that Krabs and his yellow sidekick have stomped on, crushed, and flung you into the Chum Bucket on a plate numerous times?

He hopped back onto the chair.

Plankton: Yes, it's true! Those guys stink and probably never bathe!
Patrick: It's true.

The others stepped away from him.

Sandy: Objection! The prosecutin' varmint can't question himself!
Judge Finkleback: (to the bailef) Gosh, is that true?

Plankton hopped back onto his formation as the chair sunk back into the lava.

Plankton: My point is that these rap scallions are selfish, diabolical, unhygenic, and plus, they're mean to baby animals!
Sandy: Ah am not!
Patrick: (holding a baby scallop behind his back while wearing boxing gloves) Neither am I!
Judge Finkleback: How do the defendants find themselves?
Patrick: (raising his hand) I wanna plead guilty!
Sandy: Quiet, you!
Mr. Krabs: Judge, please! It's not my fault! These idiots never listen to me at all!
Plankton: Civil disobedience.
Mr. Krabs: I'll do anything to get out of the contract that states I have complete and total responsibility of the formular!
Plankton: Invalidating a loyal and binding contract.
Mr. Krabs: Shush up, Plankton! Or I'll come over there and make you!
Plankton: Assaulting an officer of the court!
Judge Finkleback: I think I've seen enough. Has the jury reached a verdict?
Mrs. Tentacles: Off with thier heads!
Stevie: We find the defendant...innocent!

SB, Pat, Sand, and Krabs smiled.

Squidward: You idiot! That says "guilty"!
Stevie: Oh, sorry. Guilty!

SB, Pat, Sand, and Krabs gasped.

Judge Finkleback: By the power vested in me by the city of Bikini Bottom, I now pronounce you, man and wife! You may now kiss the bride!

Mr. Krabs and Plankton looked at each other.

Bailef: *whispers to Finkleback*
Judge Finkleback: Oh, right. We're not doing that, sorry. I hereby strip Eugene Henry Krabs of ownership of the Krusty Krab, his Krabby Patty Secret Formula and all of his hard-earned money! And I sentence him to immediate execution!

They gasped again.

Judge Finkleback: Oh wait, I'm sorry. That says exile.
Mr. Krabs: (crying) Oh, Plankon! How could you do this?
Sandy: He hates y'all! Ain't it more obvious then an opposum with a skin rash?
Mr. Krabs: Um...no?
Plankton: (to Finkleback) Oh, it's okay, judge. I'll take them with me.

It cut to a small pirate crew standing on a big rock formation nearby.

Plankton: You see, my crew and I were going out on a row and I know a perfect place to drop them off!
Judge Finkleback: Very well, then. I give custody of Mr. Krabs and his little friends to Sheldeon J. Plankton! Please, take him far far away where he'll never bother anyone again.

Her formation then sunk back into the lava, causing it to harden into dirt. The pirate crew and Plankton started surrounding them.

Mr. Krabs: Come on, Plankton! Who are you going to get to run the Krusty Krab besides me? The Naked Brothers Band? Come on, Sheldon! I know my rights!
Plankton: You've got the right to a butt-kicking!

They continued to move towards them.

Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! WAIT!!!

BTTCB.

Next scene: Robot SpongeBob and Patrick Appear!

*If you haven't guessed by now, the "deuserliar" chip is named because..."de-user liar". It states all of the user of the LD's helmet's statements true.
**That joke originally came up later in "Big Boogey Adventure" but I don't plan to use the joke at that part of the movie, so I put it here instead so it's still in there.
 
Woooooo!!!!!!!! This is awesome!!!!!!! @_@ But why do they censor the first part of Bill's name?



(100th Post!!!!!!!!!!! :band: Excluding the posts in forums which don't increase post count.)
 
Robot SpongeBob and Patrick Appear!

Mr. Timbacks drove back to his driveway, where there was still a hole in his garage. He jumped out of his boatmobile.

Mr. Timbacks: I cheated my tip! Oh, this is the greatest day of my life! Mm. Time for a frosty beverage.

Nearby, Robot SB and Pat appeared from the future. They started walking towards Mr. Timbacks.

Mr. Timbacks: What's...this?

Robot Patrick scoped out his eyes to Mr. Timbacks. From his vision, we see a genetic scan being performed of Mr. Timbacks.

Mr. Timbacks: Hey, I know you. You're those filthy children who go door-to-door selling candy bars for the school fundraiser! Well, I'm busy, so go away, and stop tracking dirt on my lawn!

The computer confirmed "Not SpongeBob. Not Patrick." It then processed a list of actions to take against Mr. Timbacks. The option "Big Painful Lazers" was selected.

Robo-SB and Pat sprouted giant lazers from their heads. Mr. Timbacks looked up at the lazers and held up an "Eep!" sign.

Offscreen, he was blasted. They walked over to SB's living room window, where Mr. SquarePants was eating a stick of butter. He noticed them and closed the curtain.

Robot SpongeBob and Robot Patrick turned to each other. They spoke with robotic voices that resembled SpongeBob's and Patrick's.

Robot SpongeBob: NO SIGN OF THE TRAGETS. WE MUST ENTER THE DOMICILE.
Robot Patrick: QUERY: WHY ARE WE ELIMINATING SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK?
Robot SpongeBob: OUR JOB IS NOT TO ASK WHY. WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO OBEY.

Inside the house, Mr. SquarePants was suntanning with a sun lamp. Robot Patrick broke into the house using nuclear cannons built into his arms. Robot SpongeBob walked in.

Robot SpongeBob: THEY ARE GONE. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU TOOK TOO LONG.
Robot Patrick: STATEMENT: IF I HAD KNOWN ROBOTS HAD TO PEE, I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THAT 32 OZ. LIQUID COOLANT BEFORE WE TIME-TRAVELED.

Mr. SquarePants walked up to them, thinking they were SpongeBob and Patrick.

Mr. SquarePants: Hey, SpongeBob. Your mother's a little upset right now seeing as she's gonna have to go back to work at the SnailPo factory, so I'm supposed to take you to dinner far far away from here.

Robot Patrick performed another genetic scan of Mr. SquarePants. "SpongeBob's father."

Robot Patrick: QUERY: WILL YOU, SPONGEBOB'S FATHER, TEACH ME ALL THAT YOU KNOW SO THAT I MAY LEARN ABOUT AND THEREFORE DESTROY OUR PRE-APPROVED TARGETS?
Mr. SquarePants: Oh, Patrick! It's a proud day for a father when his son's best friend wants to emulate him! (grabs Robot Patrick and starts dragging him) Let me teach you all I know over a root beer. (as they're walking away) Now, life's like a basketball. It has its ups and downs...

As they walked away, Robot SpongeBob decided to start investigating the house.

BTTNS.

Next scene: Out on the Goo Lagoon!

I can't believe I forgot to show you what Robot SpongeBob and Robot Patrick look like all this time.

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Sorry that the Robo-SB and Pat pictures are download attachments, everyone. Imageshack wasn't working at the time I was uploading the post.
 
Out on the Goo Lagoon!

The thunder from earlier in the episode was a hint that it would rain. Thus, it was now raining heavily. Plankton's ship was sailing on the outskirts of the closed Goo Lagoon. The ship was similar to Boogeyman's ship from BBA, but it was green (obviously) and the sails were real signs instead of being teared and hole-filled like the original ship. It was labled, "Big Shrimp Bay".*

The dark skies also depicted that it was very late at night. SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs stood on the deck of the ship. Stevie walked up to them. His white shirt and tie had been replaced by a Hawaiian shirt whose texture matched Patrick's pants, with the colors flipped (i.e. the main color was purple, and the flower patterns were green.), his pants were repalced by denim jeans (of the same shape, obviously), and his shoes and socks were replaced by blue sandals.

Stevie: Hey, guys! Are you going to Stapler Bottom on this cruise ship too?
SpongeBob: We're prisioners, Stevie.
Stevie: Hm, too bad. I like these cruise ships becuse there's a buffet with jalapeno peppers! It also has Hobonaro, but they're too hot for me.
Patrick: The buffet has Hobonaro peppers?!

Squidward walked over with Plankton on his shoulder. His pirate outfit looked completely identical to Boogeyman's outfit (besides the four boots he was wearing for his feet), complete with a cane. The only thing missing was the hat, which was actually being worn by Plankton, who was also weraing boots identical to Boogeyman's. He was standing on Plankton's shoulder. Each time he's on Squidward's shoulder and when he's not will be distinguishable by a "#" symbol next to his name (when he's on Squiddy's shoulders).

Squidward: Hey, how'd that little blue weirdo get on our ship?
Plankton#: Beats me.
Stevie: (doing the "potty dance") Hey, i gotta go to the restroom! Really bad! (runs offscreen) I'll be right back!
SpongeBob: Squidward?! What are you doing with Plankton?
Squidward: Oh, that's easy. Plankton here promised me free clarinet lessons if I agreed to be his co-captain and help him obtain...the Pirate's Hook!
SpongeBob, Sandy and Patrick: The Pirate's Hook?!
Plankton#: That's right, imbeciles. The Pirate's Hook.
Sandy: What in the name of Texas is the Pirate's Hook?
Mr. Krabs: (turns to them) The Pirate's Hook is one of the most supernatural and most powerful objects in the seas! (muttering to himself) And with it, I could easily get all me stuff back. (out loud again) But what are you gonna do with it, Plankton? Even with the Hook, scallops are scarier then you!
Plankton#: The Pirate's Hook is the most-feared object in the underwaters!

-PLANKTON'S IMAGINATION-
We see a dream sequence of Plankton walking towards the Pirate's Hook which glowed purple to the point of a blinding purple light on the top of the island. It looked like a regular pirate's hook except it was much bigger (and obviously, the glowing).

Plankton narrator: The Pirate's Hook makes your worst fears come to life, but if you can conquer that fear, the power of the Hook will be ours!

Plankton picked up the Hook and put it on his hand, laughing evilly.

We now cut to a kid asleep back in Bikini Bottom. He heard stomping from outside so he looked out his window and screamed. More kids ran out the doors, doing the same. We pan up to Plankton, who ahd used the Hook to make himself giant, ala Creature from the Krusty Krab. He then used the Hook tos ummon creatures such as the Kelp Monster from Quack, the freakish elephant monster from Best Friends Forever and Ever, and even a cartoon version of the Cyclops from the movie.

Plankton narrator: By using the power of the Hook, children will fear me to the point that people will puke just hearing the name, "Plankton".
-END DEAM SEQUENCE-

Plankton#: (turning to Squidward) Kinda like that one lady when I mentioned your name.
Squidward: It was one date. She didn't give me a chance.
Sandy: You're an eggnog, Plankton! Ah've met marshmallows scarier then y'all!
Squidward: (as Plankton hops off his shoulder) Shall I set course for the Lavapool? We can feed this retched wastes of atmosphere to the Lava Mermaids!
Plankton: (snaps his fingers) Make it so, Squidward.
Patrick: Aww, mermaids are so pretty...(takes out a photo of Mindy)...just like my little Mindy.

He started kissing the photo until he realized everyone was staring at him. He hid the photo behind his back, blushing.

Patrick: Umm, I mean, mermaids are gross! They have no respect for us starfish! He-he!

BTTNS.

Next scene: Scary-O, Scary-O!

NOTE: Next scene features a song!

*The "Big Shrimp Bay" is my little tribute to Drake and Josh.
 
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