SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure

[Stinkoman 20X6]

The Final Arrival!

Sandy walked over to the Hook, and picked it up. Suddenly she got that look in her eyes. She shifted them as he hid the Hook behind her back.

All of a sudden, future SpongeBob from the beginning of the movie appeared in front of them, only this time...he was naked.

Future SpongeBob: Stop right thtere! Don't give her the Hook!
Sandy: (covering her eyes) Ahhh! My eyes!
Mr. Krabs: What the...
Future SpongeBob: I come from a time two weeks in the future. A future...where the Lord of Terror reigns with an iron Hook. (points to Sandy) Her!
Sandy: (eyes gone bloodshot) Two weeks sounds about right. A gal's gotta hve her goals. (looking back at Future-SB and running offscreen, covering her eyes again) It burns!!!
SpongeBob: (walking over) Heeyyy...you look just like me! But why are you naked? (talking really fast) Is it because clothes can't travel through time because nothing inorganic can go through the time stream?
Future SpongeBob: (scoffs) Nah, I just like to feel the breeze on me.
Patrick: Enough! The Hook must stay out of all your grasps forever! (drops the Hook into his pants) I'm gonna do the right thing and flush the Hook down my toilet!
Sandy: Wow, that'll be the first time that toilet will have been flushed in years.
Future SpongeBob: OMANYTE!!! Suck eggs, Lord of Terror!

Plankton, with flustered atteane and a bulgy eye, dug out of the rubble, groaning.

Patrick: (pointing) It's Plankton!
Plankton: Plankton? Where? Oh, my goodness, did I leave the birthday cake in the oven? Hey, you guys gotta help me, I...(gasp)
SpongeBob: Woowww, Plankton's afraid of everything.
Mr. Krabs: (bonking Patrick on the head) A few too many hits in the noggin, I suppose.
Plankton: (screams) A TALKING SPONGE!!!

He ran off, until he relalized he was on standing air. He plunged into the water.

Plankton: YAAHHH-HOOO-HOOO-HOOOIE!!!!
Patrick: Poor Planky.
Mr. Krabs: Eh, don't you mind. he'll be back to his old shcemin' self in a matter of days. Ar-har-har-har-har-har!!!

Final scene name: All's Well That Ends Well!
May not be suitable for: Those who cannot handle skeletons, exploding robot heads, or bizzare plot twists.

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Oh man, it was so funny when SpongeBob was naked.

 

[patrick2403]

That was hilarious!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

All's Well That Ends Well

We cut to the driveway of Patrick's house the next morning. Patrick walked out of his house. A flushing sound came from his house.

Patrick: Well, the Hook is no more!
Sandy: Uh-huh.

SpongeBob's mom came over and kissed him.

Mrs. SquarePants: Bye, sweetie! Visit us in Sunshine Bottom sometime!
Harold: Honey, the car is running!
Mrs. SquarePants: Coming, Harold!

She jumped into the car and they drove off.

Mr. Krabs: Well, all's well that ends well. Not that that much ends well, but I'm gonna call this one a victory.
Future SpongeBob: Then it looks like the time has come for me to go.
Patrick: Goodbye, Future SpongeBob. Can you tell me what I'm gonna have for lunch next Sunday?
Future SpongeBob: I could, but then I'd have to kill you.

He teleported away.

Mr. Krabs: You know, I couldn't have done this without you guys.
Patrick: (puts his hand on Mr. Krabs's shoulder) Oh, Mr. Krabs....I'm hungry. Can you make me some scallop butter toast?
SpongeBob: Ralphed tuna toast for me, please.
Sandy: Ah'd fancy me some ribs.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, I don't know why I put up with you three!
SpongeBob: Because you're my boss.
Patrick: Because you love us.
Mr. Krabs: (walking away) Yeah, yeah.

We cut out to show Spongebot and Pat-Droid were watching it on a television back on the Big Shrimp Bay (even though it was implied to have sunken during Plankton's comeuppance). Spongebot still had its head taped together, and Pat-Droid was still "damaged".

Spongebot: Well, that was lame.
Pat-Droid: Statement: Make me a sandwhich.
Squidward: (walking over with root beer) I don't know why I put up with you two!
Spongebot: Because you're our boss.
Pat-Droid: Exclamation: Because you LOVE us!
Squidward: Yeah, yeah.

In a callback to the earlier scene, Pat-Droid gulped down an entire glass of root beer, and as a result, his head exploded.

Post-Credits Epilogue

We cut back two weeks into the future to reveal that everything remained the same. Future SpongeBob teleported and looked around.

Future SpongeBob: It can't be! Nothing's changed. Who could've stolen the Hook?

Just then, he was grabbed by two guards as the Lord of Terror flew over.

Future SpongeBob: It's you! I should've known!

The Lord of Terror flew into the light to reveal he was actually...Stevie. :lol:

Stevie: Hey, my worst nightmare was that I would get eaten by a giant burrito monster! Spooky, huh?

End of SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure (the movie!)

No one was mean to baby animals during the making of this movie.

That's not all, folks! Stay tuned for: SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Funny Outtakes! (PLUS: A sneak peek at "Gabriella Returns/A Walk in the Sponge/A New Snail?")

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Woah, who knew that it would have been Stevie? :thumbsup:

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Now at the end of each story starting with this one, I will be putting outtakes and a sneak peek of the next fic. Here's how it'll work...

3-segment episode: 3 outtakes for first segment, 1 for short, and 3 for second segment (7 total)
2-segment episode: 4 outtakes for each segment (8 total)
Half-hour episode: 10 outtakes total
TV Movie: 15 outtakes total
Pineapple of Horror: 16 outtakes total (2 for each story)

NOTE: I will work on getting outtakes for all the previous fics.

Stevie: You've seen the movie...now see the movie OUTTAKES!!!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK'S BIG FUNNY OUTTAKES!

Director Stephanie Gillenburg: And...action!
Squidward: You must go back in time and eliminate SpongeBob and Patrick! They musn't reach the Hook before the Lord of Terror does!
*Spongebot and Pat-Droid salute, and in turn, Pat-Droid accidentally punches his eye, causing him to go blind*
Pat-Droid: Exclamation: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! HOLLYYYY!!!! OHHHHHH!!!!!
*bumps into Squidward, who in turn bumps into Lord of Terror Stevie, causing him to fall out of the chair and the robe to slip off*
Stevie: Ow.
*Pat-Droid then knocked off Spongebot's head, which bonked onto the portal, causing it to fall on top of all of them*
Stevie: Owwwwwwww.....
Director Stephanie Gillenburg: CUT!
Squidward: I hate my life.
Stevie: Wow, I hate your life too.
*portal cracks*

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Mr. Krabs: Arthur Timbacks, I have come for thee!
*pulls out the pizza, which splats onto Mr. Timbacks's face*
Gillenburg: CUT!
Mr. Timbacks: Mm, pepporoni.

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Plankton's voice: (echoing) You're here to pay for abusing your responsibilities...

A rock formation rose in front of them. Producer Randy stood on it.

Producer Randy: Hola, mi amigos! (looks at Sandy) Amiga.
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy, get out of here!
Randy: Ningn respecto, te digo! {No respect, I tell you!} (walks away)

---

Robo-SB and Pat sprouted giant lazers from their heads. Mr. Timbacks looked up at the lazers and held up a "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT" sign.

Gilllenburg: CUT! Wrong sign!

---

Robo-SB and Pat sprouted giant lazers from their heads. Mr. Timbacks looked up at the lazers and held up a "I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ" sign.

Gilllenburg: CUT! Can't you people do anything right?!

---

Patrick: ♪I'm not afraid I'll fall overboard, and pop my head open like a...AAAHHH!!!♪
*accidentally slips off and the sound of a gourd splatting is heard*
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

SpongeBob proudly walked up to the Flying Dutchman.

SpongeBob: I am the self-proclaimed best riddler!

The Flying Dutchman threw a rubber duck at him.

Flying Dutchman: I HATE RIDDLES!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! What's with the duck?
Flying Dutchman: Well, um...I've never been fond of hitting people with mallets.
Gillenburg: D'oh!

---

We cut back to the Big Shrimp Bay to reveal that the "Magic Eye" on Plankton's desk let them see the view from the Dutchman's eyes. And yet, they were looking at the theme song of the Simpsons episode He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs.

Plankton#: What the...
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Plankton: (holding a chemcial beaker) She'll be under the spell of my sleeping potion until her will is broken!
Squidward: Yeah, I remember when you did that to me!
*they both laugh*
Squidward: (frowning) I hate you. (slaps Plankton, knocking him off his shoulder)
Gillenburg: CUT! Why'd you slap him?!
Squidward: Sorry. I was kinda getting in the moment.
Gillenburg: (sigh) I hate my life.

---

Plankton#: (in sing-songy voice to Mr. Krabs) Well we're not scared!
Mr. Krabs: (in sing-songy voice too) Well, we're not either!
Patchy: (in sing-songy voice too) Oh, neat! Or as the...D'oh!
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

*in the Hole of Oddities*

Randy:
♪Ole! Tengo gusto de comer el queso,
Pienso que los perritos son tan suaves,
I can't think of a third line,
And yet, I'm singing this little cancin.♪
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy, you give a whole new meaning to the word "randomness".
Randy: (gasp) I do? (in the same style as London Tipton) Yay me! (claps)
Gillenburg: Oy vey.

---

Plankton: Hand over the Hook, Krabs!

They all dogpiled onto the Hook, before Plankton burst out, with the Hook.

Plankton: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!! Ooh-h0o-h0o-h0o-h0o-h0o! Ha ha ha ha ha! O, h0! Oh! Oh! Ah-ha-ha! Ah...
Gillenburg: CUT! You're givin' me a headache, man!

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Stevie: (upside-down) My head feels funny. (falls down) Oww! I landed on something gooey!
Gillenburg: Oy vey, CUT!

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Plankton: Plankton? Where? Oh, my goodness, did I leave the birthday cake in the oven? What if it's on fire? Am I going insane? Is Pi equal to three? Hey, you guys gotta help me, I...(gasp)
Gillenburg: (sigh) CUT! We're just going too far today, people!

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Future SpongeBob: It's you! I should've known!

The Lord of Terror flew into the light to reveal he was actually...Producer Randy. ;)

Randy: Hola. Cmo estamos hoy?
Gillenburg: CUT! I QUIT!!!

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Narrator: You danced with Fiddler on the Roof...
Stevie: ♪Do, re, mi...♪
Narrator: You thrilled to The Sound of Music...
Stevie: ♪Fa, sol, la...♪
Narrator: Now, get ready to...SMILE WITH STEVIE!
Stevie: ♪Ti, doooooooooooooo!♪

"Gabriella Returns: The Musical!"

Stevie: ♪It's gonna roooock!♪
Douglas-Z: Stevie, you don't have to sing.
Stevie: ♪But it's a musical!♪
Douglas-Z: Yeah, but you don't have to sing every line in a musical. Talking is okay, too.
Stevie: Oh, okay.

Narrator: Plus, check out Squidward in a an all-new episode, "A New Snail?", and join Sponge and Squid in a new short, "A Walk in the Sponge"!
Stevie: Yeah, baby!

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[SpOnGeFaN818]

Wow, Randy keeps popping up again.

 

[patrick2403]

Awesome. Very awesome!

 

[Lazlo]

I can't wait for "Gabriella Returns/A Walk in the Sponge/A New Snail?"! :|