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*Suddenly, warping through space and time, Squilliam appears!*

Squilliam: Ha ha ha! That’s what you get for filming me at Goofy Goober’s!
 
Squidward: Do you want me to embarrass you even more?

Squidward: BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HECK DONE IT WITH ME!!!!!
 
Patrick: Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
 
*Squilliam snickered*

Squilliam: Alright... how we settle this like men? A race in our bicycles around Bikini Bottom. What do you say, eh Squiddy. *raises eyebrows up and down*
 
Squidward: Fine, but if you bamboozle me over...

Squidward: That video will be everywhere.

(Patrick stops chanting)

Patrick: I thought you guys were going to fight...
 
Squidward: You can have my boss's restaurant...
 
Squidward: Plus all of his money too...
 
Squidward: I have be your servant...
 
Patrick: I think Spongebob needs to know about this!

Patrick: Spongebob!!!
 
Spongy Knight: You can do it, Squidward.

S21 Patrick: Yeah, and let me fight if things go wrong.

*Suddenly, the Spongy Knight clone comes back and charges at Patrick, runs so fast that he becomes invisible, and beats up S21 Patrick instead.*

S21 Patrick: [invisible punches flying] No, please wait. [grunting as more invisible punches hit him and an elephant sound is heard when S21 Patrick's head is hit. He was then thrown into the air and on the ground, then given a wedgie] No, please, have mercy! [S21 Patrick is kicked into the background and explodes]

Spongy Knight: What in Davy Jones' Locker?! [A burnt S21 Patrick is still getting beaten in the background] Someone just beat up the future Patrick without even touching him. [gets grabbed by the clone, thrown into the air and on the ground, then given a wedgie] Wait, let's talk about this! [I get kicked into the background]
 
Squidward: I need motivational speech...
 
(Squidward smiles, he has an idea)

Squidward: I'll just use my power...
 
*Meanwhile, Bikini Bottom Construction just finished rebuilding Squidward's house. Unfortunately, I crashed into it and destroyed it again.*

Construction Crew Leader: That's it! I quit!
 
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Squidward: OH NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

Squidward: Build me my house! Even if it has take you a whole lot of attempts!
 
*The Spongy Knight clone crushes Squidward with a hammer.*

Spongy Knight?: Building in progress.

*The Spongy Knight clone uses his dark magic to rebuild Squidward's house and make it better than ever.*

Spongy Knight?: Building complete.
 
Squidward: HOLY NEPTUNE!!!

(Squidward looks in awe)
 
*The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward's new house. Unlike the original, it looks more than a replica of Squilliam's tower. It had more towers, more rooms, a money-esque landscape, a Krusty Krab like room, a giant TV home theater, an arcade, an indoor garden, an art room, a conveniently placed meteor that was turned into an astronomy room and observatory, a music hall, a futuristic bathroom, a bigger bedroom and a rooftop bigger than Squilliam's complete with a flagpole next to the house, a la the castles from Super Mario Bros.*

Spongy Knight?: What do you think, Sir Squidward? When you're ready, ask about the cost.
 
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Squidward: It's beautiful!!!

Squidward: Now all I need is more money, more than what either Squilliam or that stringy Krabs has...
 
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