*The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward's new house. Unlike the original, it looks more than a replica of Squilliam's tower. It had more towers, more rooms, a money-esque landscape, a Krusty Krab like room, a giant TV home theater, an arcade, an indoor garden, an art room, a conveniently placed meteor that was turned into an astronomy room and observatory, a music hall, a futuristic bathroom, a bigger bedroom and a rooftop bigger than Squilliam's complete with a flagpole next to the house, a la the castles from Super Mario Bros.*
Spongy Knight?: What do you think, Sir Squidward? When you're ready, ask about the cost.