Spongy Knight: I AM SO SORRY you had to experience that, Pat! I'll finish the tour quickly.
*cuts to the dining room*
Spongy Knight: This here is the dining room, where you eat the food you made.
*cuts to the theater*
Spongy Knight: This is the theater where you can watch all your favorite movies that you bought, rented or created.
*cuts to the arcade*
Spongy Knight: This is the arcade where you can play all your favorite video games.
*cuts to the bedroom*
Spongy Knight: This is your sleeping quarters or should I say, the bedrooms.
*cuts to the water park*
Spongy Knight: This is my state-of-the-art amusing water park.
*cuts to the bathroom*
Spongy Knight: This is the bathroom, not important at all. Or at least unlike Wally T thinks of the Titans' bathroom. (I'm aware of the SpongeBob characters only rule, I was just mentioning the Wally T episode)
*cuts to the go-kart track*
Spongy Knight: This is my go-kart track. Anyone can race each other here.
*cuts to the bowling alley*
Spongy Knight: This is the bowling alley. Try and get all strikes on every frame and get a 300.
*does so as the sound of balls rolling and pins crashing down fill their ears*
*cuts to the living room*
Spongy Knight: And finally, this is the living room, where you can simply relax. And that's the end of the tour. Hey, you wanna binge Catch Anchoving with me?
PLEASE NOTE:
Obviously a SpongeBob-themed parody of the Korean animated series Catch Teenieping. I don't plan to use any characters from said series because I want to keep complying with the SpongeBob characters only rule. Thanks for understanding.