why halloween is ruined for me

Puffy Fluffy

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ok so last year i was handing out candy and this guy comes up to my door and said trick or treat. well i only give candy if i approve of your costume and i did not approve of this guys costume. something about was off. so i asked him what he was and he said a pirate. i did not approve of this so i told him to get off my porch and that i do not give candy to people who choose to dress like pirates. he got mad and told me to give him his candy and i said no because my house = my rules. he started to get angry but i stayed calm because i am a good boy. so he demands his candy or he gets the police. i said no. instead of calling the police he tried to fight me and i did not fight back because christmas was coming up and i did not want to be on the naughty list!! so he ran off with my candy and i decided that halloween is just not my holiday. hopefully that does not happen again.
 

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Who threatens to call the police if they don't get candy???
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you made the right decision puffy christmas is much more important than halloween full of stinky pirates!!!!!


also p.s. at my house no one comes on halloween so if u do not want to meet any more meanie pirates feel free to come over! :sbthumbs:
 

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meanwhile last halloween, halloween was ruined for me because the swat team hauled me off to prison for being accused of murdering edgar allen poe 168 years ago

i am still in prison rn
 

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That would be me if the person was wearing no costume at all.

EDIT: Looking back, I could've worded this wrong. I meant if someone came up to MY door with NO costume, I would be like "heck no you don't get any"
 

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I didn't know monsters were allowed to hand out candy. But hey, who said it had to be adults :P.
 

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Baloo said:
No bumping on this Christian page.

Anyway, since I'm on mobile and I can't see the topic creators, I was surprised to find out it wasn't todd or pokemonpants.
Christian Page? Halloween isn't Christian!!! Why are you talking bad about my comment? Why did you quoted my comment?
 

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Baloo said:
No bumping on this Christian page.

Anyway, since I'm on mobile and I can't see the topic creators, I was surprised to find out it wasn't todd or pokemonpants.
why would halloween ever be ruined for me
 

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Baloo said:
I don't know; I just assumed it was you or todd since you two never use capital letters.
oh yeah i can see why you'd think it then yeah i'lll start using caps in 2018 on january
 

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Christian Page? Halloween isn't Christian!!! Why are you talking bad about my comment? Why did you quoted my comment?
Probably shouldn't bump but... while I do agree that Halloween isn't Christian, some Churches Will Let you dress up and give out candy. My only problem is I dress up like a wizard and no church is going to allow that, eventhough my costume is just a cloak and a hat. I think that's judgmental.
 
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