Summarize a SpongeBob episode in 4 words, but...

Culture Shock - Broom's the best entertainment
MuscleBob BuffPants - "BuzzFeed article in reality"
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

Ghost commands the living
Employee of the Month

Lazy employee finally working
I Was a Teenage Gary - "Reject Squid, return Snail."
Karate choppers

Two people have tension.
One Course Meal

Krabs committing humanitarian crimes

Post Movie SpongeBob "Torture"...