I Wish... (revived)

CakeCup

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Here's how the game works:
First member (that's me) says their wish
Next member says that their wish is granted, but (insert something bad here)

here's an example
Member 1: I wish that I had a cake!
Member 2: Granted, but it tastes like pickles.

I'll start:
I wish that I can have a genie lamp.
 
Granted, but the genie inside is a criminal.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 
...I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
 
Granted, but the rabbit in the hat hits you hard in the eye and the impala stomped on you.

I wish for a balloon
 
Granted but someone finds the file and reuploads it.

I wish I had something to eat.
 
wish granted but it makes you have food poisoning
i wish patchy was dead
 
Granted, but Patchy's ghost will scare you more.

I wish I look my age.
 
Granted, but you have a face covered in acne.

I wish that I can have a yearbook.
 
Granted but your teacher is The Lorax and he burns down your house because it's made from trees.

The wish someone could give me all the answers for my test tomorrow.
 
I wish the sausages would fly in my mouth
I wish the sink was clean
I wish it was raining pancakes
I wish I was taller
I wish it was Christmas everyday
I wish for a monster truck t-shirt
 
Granted, you wished for too many wishes so you combust.
 
Granted, I hope you like bootleg Genie, because that's who you will get.

I wish I had a lion king game
 
you get it but simba turns evil and goes out of the game and attacks you
i wish max and ruby season 6 did not exist
 
Granted, but season 6 is just labeled as season 7.


I wish for the Nintendo Switch to be a major success.
 
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