I Wish... (revived)

[Leedles]

Granted, but in the process, Nintendo goes corrupt and doesn't release any new games.

I wish a great DC movie would be made.

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

granted but after it is made every dc thing disappears from existence plus the movie is never shown
i wish my little pony friendship is magic had as many seasons as the simpsons

 

[CakeCup]

Granted, it goes through REALLY bad seasonal rot (bad enough as new Family Guy episodes)

I wish that I can speak fluently in 9 different languages

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

you now can but you forget english
i wish to be as cute as spike from mlpfim

 

[Alex Squarepants]

You are, but you will get spikes all over yourself

I wish I can stop being sick rn

 

[Annielectric]

Granted, but you get asthma permanently in exchange. You're welcome.

I wish SB had ended with Fear of a Krabby Patty.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted. Fear of a Krabby Patty is edited to have all of it be endless screaming and gross out humor.

I wish that I can travel around the world.

 

[The DS Guy]

Granted, but the last place you visit, you will be sent to jail for life.

I wish PIEGUYRULZ would do a Spongey Bits of every Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode through seasons six through eleven.

 

[RtU - Renegade the Unicorn]

Granted, but MrEnter takes over halfway through.

I wish Amethyst was my girlfriend.

 

[The DS Guy]

(I'm fine with that.) Granted, but Pearl and Garnet will try to steal you from her.

I wish girls would quit wearing slippers to school.

 

[RtU - Renegade the Unicorn]

Granted, but now they wear ugly crocs.

I wish all grades were more like kindergarten.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted. They wear smelly socks instead.

I wish that I can have a donut right now.

 

[The DS Guy]

Granted. It will start as a plain donut, and will turn into sprinkles, chocolate, bagel, pancakes, Krabby Patty, with pickles, and ketchup, a plain donut. You will not eat it.

I wish adding nine and ten would give me twenty-one.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted. It will add up to 21, but since you referenced an outdated vine, you will be hated by everyone.

I wish for a chocolate snowboard.

 

[The DS Guy]

Granted, but Tom will take your snowboard away, causing you to fall into the yellow sand.

I wish for fish.

 

[RtU - Renegade the Unicorn]

Granted, but you only get three.

I wish all grades were more like kindergarten.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted. They all drool over you and act like babies.

I wish I had a kitten.

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

you get a kitten but it hates you
i wish teen titans go was praised more than the original

 

[CakeCup]

Granted. It gets so praised that an angry mob cones to your house.

I wish that I had a better voice.

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

you get a better voice but now you lost your hearing
i wish for 100 pokemon ex cards