I Wish... (revived)

[CakeCup]

Here's how the game works:
First member (that's me) says their wish
Next member says that their wish is granted, but (insert something bad here)

here's an example
Member 1: I wish that I had a cake!
Member 2: Granted, but it tastes like pickles.

I'll start:
I wish that I can have a genie lamp.

 

[The Appetizer]

Granted, but the genie inside is a criminal.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[JackIsCool]

Wishes? I wish I'd known that earlier!

 

[President Squidward]

...I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

 

[CakeCup]

Granted, but the rabbit in the hat hits you hard in the eye and the impala stomped on you.

I wish for a balloon

 

[Alex Squarepants]

Granted, but you will only use for 5 minutes until it pops

I wish for no wishes

 

[MrTortellini00]

Granted, but you'll get ten more wishes.
I wish I could leave France once.

 

[Master WhoBruh]

Ok but you go to Russia where it's cold af.


I wish SBM would get deleted.

 

[Zimmy11]

Granted but someone finds the file and reuploads it.

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[Puffy Fluffy]

wish granted but it makes you have food poisoning
i wish patchy was dead

 

[BobCarotte]

Granted, but Patchy's ghost will scare you more.

I wish I look my age.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted, but you have a face covered in acne.

I wish that I can have a yearbook.

 

[Lightning McStorm]

Granted. But it has no pictures in it.

I wish that I was homeschooled.

 

[Honest Slug]

Granted but your teacher is The Lorax and he burns down your house because it's made from trees.

The wish someone could give me all the answers for my test tomorrow.

 

[Kaiju]

I wish the sausages would fly in my mouth
I wish the sink was clean
I wish it was raining pancakes
I wish I was taller
I wish it was Christmas everyday
I wish for a monster truck t-shirt

 

[CakeCup]

Granted, you wished for too many wishes so you combust.

 

[Honest Slug]

I wish my cheapskate genie actually granted my wish.

 

[CakeCup]

Granted, I hope you like bootleg Genie, because that's who you will get.

I wish I had a lion king game

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

you get it but simba turns evil and goes out of the game and attacks you
i wish max and ruby season 6 did not exist

 

[TopSheep]

Granted, but season 6 is just labeled as season 7.


I wish for the Nintendo Switch to be a major success.