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might as well post another entry,another episode that i think should be lower,but i already reviewed it.
22.
The Cent of Money
Mr. Krabs is sometimes the worst character in cartoon history. A good example of this is in this episode. Which actually contains animal abuse. Yes,Mr. Krabs is abusing animals now... Anyways,let's start the review...
It begins with Spongebob taking Gary for a walk,and then they see Mr. Krabs. Then,Gary's eyes start wiggling,attracing a penny to his shell. Mr. Krabs sees that,and wants Spongebob to bring Gary with him to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.
Mr. Krabs: I could.
After that mean-spirited quote,we get some scenes of Mr. Krabs stealing change from random people... That gets the customers mad,and they leave the Krusty Krab. Then Mr. Krabs closes the restaurant.
SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.
Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. [Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth] Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
SpongeBob: Gary.
And this is where the mean-spiritedness begins. Krabs goes everywhere with Gary,causing him big discomfort,and stealing money. After doing that for a while,Spongebob comes back after greasing the fryer,and Mr. Krabs tells him THAT HE STILL HAS WORK TO DO. Then Krabs keeps stealing money.
Gary: [Falls asleep]
Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...
SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir?
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. [Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth]
Gary: Meow.
Remember when I said that Krabs has been flanderized to death and 100% obsessed with money in my "Plankton's Regular" review? This is painfully obvious in this episode. Krabs tells Spongebob to paint the Krusty Krab,then Krabs and Gary go to the laundromat,steal some more money...ugh,this is getting boring...then Old Man Jenkins tells a security guard that his change is gone. After hearing that,Krabs...dresses like a woman.
Then Spongebob goes looking for Krabs and Gary,and then we get ANOTHER mean-spirited scene...
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?
Gary: Pu, pu, pow.
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
Gary: Meoow. [Sweats]
Mr. Krabs: You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money.
Then,we find out that Krabs dressed up as a PREGNANT woman. Then Mr. Krabs tries using Gary one more time,and,luckly,this happens.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame!
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? I'm just showing Rory off.
SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to steal money!
Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. [Gary's eyes wiggle] I would never steal. You have to quit making up stories, boy-yo
SpongeBob: I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING. I know all about your little scheme! You're the one making up stories!
Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing?
SpongeBob: Oh that's rich!
Mr. Krabs: No, if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
SpongeBob: That's hurtful, Mr. Krabs, and you know it!
Mr. Krabs: Why you little yellow... Well, I never...
SpongeBob: You never what? Learned to use decent language? [People scream and run]
Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! [Throws Gary] JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. [Stops] Oh boy.
Thank you SO MUCH,Spongebob. Everything he said about Krabs is absolutely true. FINALLY,Krabs gets crushed by money and goes to the hospital. And the ending is actually GOOD! Krabs has to pay the medical bill with the stolen money.
Anyways,apart from the ending,this episode is horrendous,and,like I said before,shows how greedy and selfish Mr. Krabs became.
#21 is from season 6.
22.
The Cent of Money
Mr. Krabs is sometimes the worst character in cartoon history. A good example of this is in this episode. Which actually contains animal abuse. Yes,Mr. Krabs is abusing animals now... Anyways,let's start the review...
It begins with Spongebob taking Gary for a walk,and then they see Mr. Krabs. Then,Gary's eyes start wiggling,attracing a penny to his shell. Mr. Krabs sees that,and wants Spongebob to bring Gary with him to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.
Mr. Krabs: I could.
After that mean-spirited quote,we get some scenes of Mr. Krabs stealing change from random people... That gets the customers mad,and they leave the Krusty Krab. Then Mr. Krabs closes the restaurant.
SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.
Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. [Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth] Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
SpongeBob: Gary.
And this is where the mean-spiritedness begins. Krabs goes everywhere with Gary,causing him big discomfort,and stealing money. After doing that for a while,Spongebob comes back after greasing the fryer,and Mr. Krabs tells him THAT HE STILL HAS WORK TO DO. Then Krabs keeps stealing money.
Gary: [Falls asleep]
Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...
SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir?
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. [Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth]
Gary: Meow.
Remember when I said that Krabs has been flanderized to death and 100% obsessed with money in my "Plankton's Regular" review? This is painfully obvious in this episode. Krabs tells Spongebob to paint the Krusty Krab,then Krabs and Gary go to the laundromat,steal some more money...ugh,this is getting boring...then Old Man Jenkins tells a security guard that his change is gone. After hearing that,Krabs...dresses like a woman.
Then Spongebob goes looking for Krabs and Gary,and then we get ANOTHER mean-spirited scene...
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?
Gary: Pu, pu, pow.
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
Gary: Meoow. [Sweats]
Mr. Krabs: You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money.
Then,we find out that Krabs dressed up as a PREGNANT woman. Then Mr. Krabs tries using Gary one more time,and,luckly,this happens.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame!
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? I'm just showing Rory off.
SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to steal money!
Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. [Gary's eyes wiggle] I would never steal. You have to quit making up stories, boy-yo
SpongeBob: I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING. I know all about your little scheme! You're the one making up stories!
Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing?
SpongeBob: Oh that's rich!
Mr. Krabs: No, if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
SpongeBob: That's hurtful, Mr. Krabs, and you know it!
Mr. Krabs: Why you little yellow... Well, I never...
SpongeBob: You never what? Learned to use decent language? [People scream and run]
Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! [Throws Gary] JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. [Stops] Oh boy.
Thank you SO MUCH,Spongebob. Everything he said about Krabs is absolutely true. FINALLY,Krabs gets crushed by money and goes to the hospital. And the ending is actually GOOD! Krabs has to pay the medical bill with the stolen money.
Anyways,apart from the ending,this episode is horrendous,and,like I said before,shows how greedy and selfish Mr. Krabs became.
#21 is from season 6.
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I hate both Squid's Visit and The Cent of Money but the ending of TCOM was amazing.
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thanks.homestuck said:
here's the new entry.
21.
Pet or Pests
This episode makes me want to vomit. It's that disgusting. Luckly,that's the only bad thing about the episode,so I don't have much to talk about it...
The episode starts with Spongebob and Patrick playing leapfrog,and then they find a disgusting worm... Spongebob takes it to his home,and shows it to Gary,who hates "Mr. Wormsley"
SpongeBob: Gary! (knocks the door) Make yourself decent. (laughs) You have a vistor. (Gary went to sleep, then wakes up.) Gary, wake up (opens the door, whispered) Patrick, just bring in here, careful now, that's right.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Oh hi Gary, are you ready to meet your new friend.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: That's right, say hello to Mr. Wormsley (shows Mr. Wormsely, then Gary hissed at him and Mr. Wormsley barks at him, they start to growl at each other.)
Patrick: Something tells me they don't like each other
SpongeBob: Come on little guys, let's take five and be friendly now. See just say hi. That'ts it, that's it And there you go. See friends. (Gary attacks SpongeBob.) Oh my goodness! Patrick please do something. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.......
Patrick: SpongeBob, I gotta get going. See you later now.
SpongeBob: Okay Patrick see you later then. (SpongeBob trips at Mr. Wormsely.) Aaaaaaaahhhh......
It looks like it's about to turn into "A Pal for Gary",but,luckly,it doesn't. After that,Spongebob goes to sleep,and when he wakes up,finds out that Mr. Wormsley is actually Mrs. Wormsley,and that she gave birth to a few DISGUSTING baby worms. Gary chases Mrs. Wormsley away,and then Spongebob has to look for someone to take care of the babies. Patrick vanishes,and Spongebob asks Squidward.
(cuts to Spongebob at Squidward's house)
Squidward: (opens door)(yawning) SpongeBob? Don't you know that its 7:00 in the morning?
SpongeBob: Squidward, I came over with a very special surprise.
Squidward: Don't you know that it's 7:00 in the morning?
SpongeBob: How would you like to have your very own pet baby worms?
Squidward: Don't you know that its 7:00 in the—huh?
SpongeBob: Baby worms.
Squidward: (glances into the box holding the worms.)(one oozes green glistening slime on Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: So, How many did you want? (Squidward shuts the door in SpongeBob's face)
This episode is getting more and more disgusting... He asks Mrs. Puff,too,but she refuses. He asks other fish,but they refuse,too. And then he asks Larry.
Spongebob: It's Larry Lobster! Hi, Larry, what are you up to?
Larry: Do I know you?
SpongeBob: Probably not.
WHAT? How? You met him a lot of times! I know that this show was very poor continuity,but SERIOUSLY? Anyways,after that,Larry takes the worms and wants to EAT THEM. This episode actually wants to make me vomit. Luckly,Spongebob saves the worms,and then the worms land into an intersection,and a truck is heading to that intersection. Spongebob stops the truck,then he goes to the Krusty Krab. Krabs wants to see the babies,and they SPIT SLIME IN HIS FACE. They also did that to Squidward a few moments ago,but seriously,it's DISGUSTING! Then Spongebob goes into a garbage can for some reason,and the worms SPIT GREEN SLIME IN HIS FACE,TOO! This is really vomit-inducing. Then,2 garbage fish come up,and find out that the worms are rare,and then Mr. Krabs sells them. And then the episode ends.
This episode has the worst animation I have ever seen on this show. Not only are the worms completely DISGUSTING,but the character designs look atrocious,too!
#20 is from season 6.
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In complete agreement. Glad someone else really hates this episode too.
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Yeah that part is a filler. Plus Spongebob's cheeks, deaugh!
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here's the new entry.
here we go,the bottom 20...
20.
Pineapple Fever
When I first saw this episode,I instantly hated it. I had absolutely NO IDEA people like this episode. I hate it. I really do. This episode is dominated by EXTREMELY stupid jokes. They're so stupid,it's annoying instead of funny.
Let's talk about the episode. It begins with Spongebob and Patrick wanting to go jellyfishing,but they find out that a horrible storm is heading to Bikini Bottom. We get some lame filler,and then we get a gruesome scene of Squidward ripping off his eyebrow. ALREADY? Ugh... Then Squidward comes to Spongebob,and then we get one of the most annoying quotes in Spongebob history...
SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot tea...
The annoying thing about that quote is that he says it AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE,meaning they keep adding filler into this episode...Squidward refuses,goes outside,lightning strikes him,and then he decides to join Spongebob and Patrick. Lame jokes,obnoxious filler...and then they play tic-tac-toe. EVEN MORE LAME JOKES AND OBNOXIOUS FILLER,and then the episode starts to get REALLY annoying.
[another shot of the pineapple then cut to Squidward with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's]
Squidward: There, I win. See?
[then we see SpongeBob and Patrick thinking. the clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses]
Patrick: I'm not seeing anything there.
SpongeBob: Yeah, it looks like a lot of junk.
Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything?! There's three in a row right here. Tic-tac-toe!
Patrick: Easy, friend.
SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just here to have fun.
[he takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe and flips through pages]
SpongeBob: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.
[SpongeBob and Patrick clap]
Patrick: Well played.
[Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Yet another shot of the pineapple]
They lowered Spongebob and Patrick's IQs in this episode to -2579,which is exactly why I hate his episode so much,that it gets a spot in my bottom 20. BUT! The episode gets even MORE ANNOYING!
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it.
[Patrick groans]
SpongeBob: Be the puzzle piece.
Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing. Ageing process by 30 years per second. [as Patrick turns into an old man, and then a fart noise]
SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You still got a good few years left in you.
Patrick: Eh?
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, go!
[Squidward wakes up from a nap]
Squidward: Grrr!
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go!
Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just—
SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. Weren't you, Patrick?!
Patrick: Who's the green guy?
Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here!
SpongeBob: Squidward. It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.
Squidward: Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle! You can't cheat!
SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, Squidward. We'll just start over.
After that extremely annoying scene,Squidward decides to lock himself in Spongebob's room,eats snail food(because he's really hungry),and then he wants to get some real food.
[SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard]
SpongeBob: Halt! Nobody's to cross this boundary.
Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.
SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.
Squidward: Identific—? Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the— what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them. Please, I promise I'll—
SpongeBob: Hmm. You may be telling the truth.
Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.
SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.
This episode is really annoying me. WHY are Spongebob and Patrick SO ANNOYING IN THIS EPISODE? Squidward goes downstairs,some other stuff happens,they act like cavemen,and then the storm stops. Squidward gets out of the pineapple,but turns out the pineapple is on top of a tornado,and he falls down.
In conclusion,this episode is so STUPID,it's annoying and unfunny. Spongebob and Patrick annoy me SO MUCH in this episode,I can barely watch it without getting angry.
#19 is from season 6.
here we go,the bottom 20...
20.
Pineapple Fever
When I first saw this episode,I instantly hated it. I had absolutely NO IDEA people like this episode. I hate it. I really do. This episode is dominated by EXTREMELY stupid jokes. They're so stupid,it's annoying instead of funny.
Let's talk about the episode. It begins with Spongebob and Patrick wanting to go jellyfishing,but they find out that a horrible storm is heading to Bikini Bottom. We get some lame filler,and then we get a gruesome scene of Squidward ripping off his eyebrow. ALREADY? Ugh... Then Squidward comes to Spongebob,and then we get one of the most annoying quotes in Spongebob history...
SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot tea...
The annoying thing about that quote is that he says it AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE,meaning they keep adding filler into this episode...Squidward refuses,goes outside,lightning strikes him,and then he decides to join Spongebob and Patrick. Lame jokes,obnoxious filler...and then they play tic-tac-toe. EVEN MORE LAME JOKES AND OBNOXIOUS FILLER,and then the episode starts to get REALLY annoying.
[another shot of the pineapple then cut to Squidward with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's]
Squidward: There, I win. See?
[then we see SpongeBob and Patrick thinking. the clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses]
Patrick: I'm not seeing anything there.
SpongeBob: Yeah, it looks like a lot of junk.
Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything?! There's three in a row right here. Tic-tac-toe!
Patrick: Easy, friend.
SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just here to have fun.
[he takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe and flips through pages]
SpongeBob: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.
[SpongeBob and Patrick clap]
Patrick: Well played.
[Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Yet another shot of the pineapple]
They lowered Spongebob and Patrick's IQs in this episode to -2579,which is exactly why I hate his episode so much,that it gets a spot in my bottom 20. BUT! The episode gets even MORE ANNOYING!
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it.
[Patrick groans]
SpongeBob: Be the puzzle piece.
Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing. Ageing process by 30 years per second. [as Patrick turns into an old man, and then a fart noise]
SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You still got a good few years left in you.
Patrick: Eh?
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, go!
[Squidward wakes up from a nap]
Squidward: Grrr!
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go!
Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just—
SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. Weren't you, Patrick?!
Patrick: Who's the green guy?
Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here!
SpongeBob: Squidward. It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.
Squidward: Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle! You can't cheat!
SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, Squidward. We'll just start over.
After that extremely annoying scene,Squidward decides to lock himself in Spongebob's room,eats snail food(because he's really hungry),and then he wants to get some real food.
[SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard]
SpongeBob: Halt! Nobody's to cross this boundary.
Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.
SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.
Squidward: Identific—? Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the— what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them. Please, I promise I'll—
SpongeBob: Hmm. You may be telling the truth.
Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.
SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.
This episode is really annoying me. WHY are Spongebob and Patrick SO ANNOYING IN THIS EPISODE? Squidward goes downstairs,some other stuff happens,they act like cavemen,and then the storm stops. Squidward gets out of the pineapple,but turns out the pineapple is on top of a tornado,and he falls down.
In conclusion,this episode is so STUPID,it's annoying and unfunny. Spongebob and Patrick annoy me SO MUCH in this episode,I can barely watch it without getting angry.
#19 is from season 6.
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I like that episode as a guilty pleasure. İt's so stupid but hilarious.
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a new entry.
by the way,this one's the longest one yet.
19.
The Splinter
Here it is,the most infamous Spongebob episode! And one of the most hated,mainly for the reason that 75% of the episode consists of disgusting and cringe-inducing moments. And for the fact that it tries to be FUNNY using those.
Anyways,the episode starts with some filler,and then Spongebob twirls his spatula into the air,getting it stuck in the ceiling. Spongebob stacks boxes of swords and tartar sauce up to the ceiling,gets the spatula,the box tower breaks,but luckly,a sword saves him. And this is where the horror begins. One of the most cringe-inducing scenes in the show:Spongebob trips and slowly gets a splinter stuck in his thumb. And Spongebob's attempts to pull the splinter off are really hard to watch.
Whooooaaaa! Hey, a splinter. Okay, well, it's been nice knowing you but you have got to go. Now. Okay, out we go. [he cannot take it off] Oh, that kinda hurts. Come on. Ooh, that really hurts. Oh, barnacles, this hurts! Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful! [tries to use Spat to take it off but fails] [ screams and pants] Okay, you're tough, you're smart, and you're charming, but you are still no match for me! Look! A bald eagle with a mustache! [tries to pull it off with his teeth, but his face skin rips off revealing his skeleton] Okay, fine, stay. But I hope you like making Krabby Patties.
Wow. Spongebob screaming in agony while painfully trying to remove that splinter is NOT FUNNY. Then,Spongebob tries making Krabby Patties with the spatula tied to his nose. He makes the Krabby Patties,and then Squidward asks him why the spatula is tied to his nose.
Squidward: [growls and goes in the kitchen] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Squidward: Can I ask you something?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Squidward: [smiling with a calm, relaxed voice] What's that? [pointing to the spatula tied to SpongeBob's nose]
SpongeBob: What's what?
Squidward: You know. [flicks the spatula]
SpongeBob: Know what?
Squidward: This.
SpongeBob: What?
Squidward: This thing here.
SpongeBob: What thing where?
Squidward: The spatula [shouting] tied to your nose!!
SpongeBob: [laughs] This! Well, you see, this got stuck up there [points to the ceiling but hits Squidward in the nose] so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached the grip [holds out his hand but pushes Squidward to the ground] and I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter... Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? [shows Squidward the splinter] I got this really bad splinter, you see? [some pus falls from the splinter into Squidward's left eye] And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. [Squidward gets up] Makes sense now, huh?
Just in case "Pet or Pests" wasn't disgusting enough! Then,Squidward tells Spongebob that he has to go home because he got that splinter.
Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [stops and gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Squidward: Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. That's not good.
SpongeBob: I know, it hurts so bad.
Squidward: Yeah, when Mr. Krabs finds out, oh, man.
SpongeBob: Finds out what?
Squidward: Finds out about this injury.
SpongeBob: You mean my splinter?
Squidward: He'll be forced to send you home.
SpongeBob: H-h-h-h-home? But I'm fine!
Squidward: Here, let me take this for you. [takes SpongeBob's hat and spatula]
SpongeBob: Why? Hey, wait, I'm fine!
Squidward: It was a good shift while it lasted. [walks into the bathroom. SpongeBob follows him]
SpongeBob: While it lasted? What are you doing? [both of them walk into a stall. Squidward flushes his hat and spatula down the toilet.] W... What are you...?
Squidward: I know it's hard to say goodbye.
SpongeBob: But, but, but, Squidward, I'm fine! [starts tap dancing] I'm fine! I'm OK! Look at me, nothing's wrong! See? See? [takes some toilet paper and wraps it around his splinter] See? See?
Squidward: Oh, I believe you, SpongeBob, but, unfortunately, [the toilet paper falls off] the rules clearly state that you must be sent home.
SpongeBob: No, anything but that. [goes onto Squidward] Please, Squidward, you can't let this happen! [cries] You can't let them force me away!
Squidward: Sorry, the rules are the rules. [SpongeBob continues crying as he clings onto Squidward, who goes into the kitchen] Yeah, it'll be pretty quiet around here with Mr. Krabs sending you home early and all. I just hope we'll make it through the whole rest of this day without you here. [smiles. SpongeBob takes deep breaths so hard that he blows air in his face]
SpongeBob: Please, Squidward! Don't tell Mr. Krabs!
Luckly,that's the only mean-spirited scene in this episode. Actually,IT'S NOT. Because Spongebob asks Patrick for help,and then we get one of the most vomit-inducing scenes in the show.
SpongeBob: Please, Patrick! I don't want to go home early! [cries]
Patrick: Okay. But we play by my rules, SquareBob. [SpongeBob smiles and nods. Patrick inspects SpongeBob's splinter with a magnifying glass] Well, here's your problem. Don't you worry, buddy. [takes out a huge wooden spike and a hammer] We're gonna make it go away.
SpongeBob: Phew, thanks, Patrick, you're a lifesaver. [Patrick places the spike ontop of the splinter and lines up the hammer, then he slams the splinter further into SpongeBob's thumb] Ow! [his thumb swells up horrifically and grows ten times in size. Patrick is looking down at it. It reaches up to his face]
Patrick: There appears to be a little bit of swelling. [Patrick picks up a lump of trash] This garbage compress should help that go down. [Patrick drops the garbage on the swollen thumb. The garbage slides off of it and the area where the splinter is inserted fizzes a sickly green ooze and turns SpongeBob's thumb a dark purple] That doesn't look good. [Patrick's watch beeps] Yeah, but my shift is over. [takes off the outfit and puts his hat on] Call me in the morning... if you can still dial the phone. [walks away. SpongeBob walks back inside]
Absolutely DISGUSTING. Why would anybody find this funny? But the horror doesn't stop here.
Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Mr. Krabs: Have you always had three legs?
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob has a sock and shoe covering his splintered thumb] Yes.
Mr. Krabs: [believing him] Interesting... Well, what's this about a splinter that Squidward's been telling me all about? [SpongeBob screams] All right, boy, let's see it. [SpongeBob whimpers] Come on, SpongeBob, it's just a little splinter. I mean, how bad could it...? [SpongeBob reveals his massive, swollen thumb which has a slight area of pale green fizz around the impaled center. His thumb is now red. Mr. Krabs gags] Oh, merciful Neptune! [Squidward moans and faints] Okay, no problem. No problem. [easily picks out the splinter. There is a brief pause and the tip of SpongeBob's thumb pops and shoots out confetti] Problem sol... [green pus shoots out of SpongeBob's thumb onto Mr. Krabs' face. He takes out an umbrella as it dies down. There is a close-up of SpongeBob's free hand, bending his splinter-free thumb] Whew. For a second there, I thought I was gonna have to pay you workman's "compersation."
WHY?!?!? That is one of the most DISGUSTING things I have ever seen in my entire life! Squidward slams his head with the cash register,wanting to get worker's compensation,but his shift ended 2 minutes ago,and then the episode ends.
In conclusion,this episode is MORE disgusting than "Pet or Pests"(at least in my opinion). Not to mention,this episode is also an unfunny Spongebob torture!
#18 is from season 4.
by the way,this one's the longest one yet.
19.
The Splinter
Here it is,the most infamous Spongebob episode! And one of the most hated,mainly for the reason that 75% of the episode consists of disgusting and cringe-inducing moments. And for the fact that it tries to be FUNNY using those.
Anyways,the episode starts with some filler,and then Spongebob twirls his spatula into the air,getting it stuck in the ceiling. Spongebob stacks boxes of swords and tartar sauce up to the ceiling,gets the spatula,the box tower breaks,but luckly,a sword saves him. And this is where the horror begins. One of the most cringe-inducing scenes in the show:Spongebob trips and slowly gets a splinter stuck in his thumb. And Spongebob's attempts to pull the splinter off are really hard to watch.
Whooooaaaa! Hey, a splinter. Okay, well, it's been nice knowing you but you have got to go. Now. Okay, out we go. [he cannot take it off] Oh, that kinda hurts. Come on. Ooh, that really hurts. Oh, barnacles, this hurts! Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful! [tries to use Spat to take it off but fails] [ screams and pants] Okay, you're tough, you're smart, and you're charming, but you are still no match for me! Look! A bald eagle with a mustache! [tries to pull it off with his teeth, but his face skin rips off revealing his skeleton] Okay, fine, stay. But I hope you like making Krabby Patties.
Wow. Spongebob screaming in agony while painfully trying to remove that splinter is NOT FUNNY. Then,Spongebob tries making Krabby Patties with the spatula tied to his nose. He makes the Krabby Patties,and then Squidward asks him why the spatula is tied to his nose.
Squidward: [growls and goes in the kitchen] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Squidward: Can I ask you something?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Squidward: [smiling with a calm, relaxed voice] What's that? [pointing to the spatula tied to SpongeBob's nose]
SpongeBob: What's what?
Squidward: You know. [flicks the spatula]
SpongeBob: Know what?
Squidward: This.
SpongeBob: What?
Squidward: This thing here.
SpongeBob: What thing where?
Squidward: The spatula [shouting] tied to your nose!!
SpongeBob: [laughs] This! Well, you see, this got stuck up there [points to the ceiling but hits Squidward in the nose] so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached the grip [holds out his hand but pushes Squidward to the ground] and I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter... Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? [shows Squidward the splinter] I got this really bad splinter, you see? [some pus falls from the splinter into Squidward's left eye] And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. [Squidward gets up] Makes sense now, huh?
Just in case "Pet or Pests" wasn't disgusting enough! Then,Squidward tells Spongebob that he has to go home because he got that splinter.
Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [stops and gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Squidward: Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. That's not good.
SpongeBob: I know, it hurts so bad.
Squidward: Yeah, when Mr. Krabs finds out, oh, man.
SpongeBob: Finds out what?
Squidward: Finds out about this injury.
SpongeBob: You mean my splinter?
Squidward: He'll be forced to send you home.
SpongeBob: H-h-h-h-home? But I'm fine!
Squidward: Here, let me take this for you. [takes SpongeBob's hat and spatula]
SpongeBob: Why? Hey, wait, I'm fine!
Squidward: It was a good shift while it lasted. [walks into the bathroom. SpongeBob follows him]
SpongeBob: While it lasted? What are you doing? [both of them walk into a stall. Squidward flushes his hat and spatula down the toilet.] W... What are you...?
Squidward: I know it's hard to say goodbye.
SpongeBob: But, but, but, Squidward, I'm fine! [starts tap dancing] I'm fine! I'm OK! Look at me, nothing's wrong! See? See? [takes some toilet paper and wraps it around his splinter] See? See?
Squidward: Oh, I believe you, SpongeBob, but, unfortunately, [the toilet paper falls off] the rules clearly state that you must be sent home.
SpongeBob: No, anything but that. [goes onto Squidward] Please, Squidward, you can't let this happen! [cries] You can't let them force me away!
Squidward: Sorry, the rules are the rules. [SpongeBob continues crying as he clings onto Squidward, who goes into the kitchen] Yeah, it'll be pretty quiet around here with Mr. Krabs sending you home early and all. I just hope we'll make it through the whole rest of this day without you here. [smiles. SpongeBob takes deep breaths so hard that he blows air in his face]
SpongeBob: Please, Squidward! Don't tell Mr. Krabs!
Luckly,that's the only mean-spirited scene in this episode. Actually,IT'S NOT. Because Spongebob asks Patrick for help,and then we get one of the most vomit-inducing scenes in the show.
SpongeBob: Please, Patrick! I don't want to go home early! [cries]
Patrick: Okay. But we play by my rules, SquareBob. [SpongeBob smiles and nods. Patrick inspects SpongeBob's splinter with a magnifying glass] Well, here's your problem. Don't you worry, buddy. [takes out a huge wooden spike and a hammer] We're gonna make it go away.
SpongeBob: Phew, thanks, Patrick, you're a lifesaver. [Patrick places the spike ontop of the splinter and lines up the hammer, then he slams the splinter further into SpongeBob's thumb] Ow! [his thumb swells up horrifically and grows ten times in size. Patrick is looking down at it. It reaches up to his face]
Patrick: There appears to be a little bit of swelling. [Patrick picks up a lump of trash] This garbage compress should help that go down. [Patrick drops the garbage on the swollen thumb. The garbage slides off of it and the area where the splinter is inserted fizzes a sickly green ooze and turns SpongeBob's thumb a dark purple] That doesn't look good. [Patrick's watch beeps] Yeah, but my shift is over. [takes off the outfit and puts his hat on] Call me in the morning... if you can still dial the phone. [walks away. SpongeBob walks back inside]
Absolutely DISGUSTING. Why would anybody find this funny? But the horror doesn't stop here.
Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Mr. Krabs: Have you always had three legs?
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob has a sock and shoe covering his splintered thumb] Yes.
Mr. Krabs: [believing him] Interesting... Well, what's this about a splinter that Squidward's been telling me all about? [SpongeBob screams] All right, boy, let's see it. [SpongeBob whimpers] Come on, SpongeBob, it's just a little splinter. I mean, how bad could it...? [SpongeBob reveals his massive, swollen thumb which has a slight area of pale green fizz around the impaled center. His thumb is now red. Mr. Krabs gags] Oh, merciful Neptune! [Squidward moans and faints] Okay, no problem. No problem. [easily picks out the splinter. There is a brief pause and the tip of SpongeBob's thumb pops and shoots out confetti] Problem sol... [green pus shoots out of SpongeBob's thumb onto Mr. Krabs' face. He takes out an umbrella as it dies down. There is a close-up of SpongeBob's free hand, bending his splinter-free thumb] Whew. For a second there, I thought I was gonna have to pay you workman's "compersation."
WHY?!?!? That is one of the most DISGUSTING things I have ever seen in my entire life! Squidward slams his head with the cash register,wanting to get worker's compensation,but his shift ended 2 minutes ago,and then the episode ends.
In conclusion,this episode is MORE disgusting than "Pet or Pests"(at least in my opinion). Not to mention,this episode is also an unfunny Spongebob torture!
#18 is from season 4.
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I hate The Splinter.
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This one I am including as an honorable mention so I can talk about my utter disappointment.
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