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[Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick]

"Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!" - SpongeBob SquarePants

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

SpongeBob: Gee Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, that's Italian.

 

[Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick]

SpongeBob: Gee Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, that's Italian.

Tweet. Tweet.


"That naive cube!" - Plankton

 

[RedSoxFan274]

:sbx: You could say we're friends, right?
:sbx: Uh...no.
-_- Acquaintances?
:sbx: ...No.
:plankx: Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
:sbx: Uh...I guess so.
:plankx: You see? Everything works out.

:P

 

[patrick2403]

:P I'll fill your life with misery and woe...even if you quit.

 

[RedSoxFan274]

ManRay: GAH! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle! **sigh** ... I guess I'll just open a checking account.

<<Later...>>
ManRay: Plus, I have checks with little poodles on them!

:P

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

SpongeBob: Luck isn't gonna be handed to you on a silver platter.
Woman: Free sample?
SpongeBob: Cookies!

 

[Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick]

SpongeBob: Luck isn't gonna be handed to you on a silver platter.
Woman: Free sample?
SpongeBob: Cookies!

I want a cookie. *grabs free sample* :)

 

[RedSoxFan274]

<_< My name? Uh... Beef Wellington?

;)

 

[TehSponge]

:ph34r: It may be stupid but it's also dumb!

:xD: That always cracks me up!

 

[RedSoxFan274]

You posted that on the other thread. :P

 

[patrick2403]

:( I've never reviewed anything...except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

Squidward: Whaaaa? Have you ever heard of a bank?!
Mr. Krabs: No!

 

[RedSoxFan274]

Policeman: This card says, "This was all my idea, Love, Squidward." If Mr. Krabs doesn't survive, you're going to jail.

._. AGGGGH!!!! You did this, SquarePants!

One of the few times Squidward calls SB "SquarePants." :P

 

[patrick2403]

@_@ You're about as ugly as homemade soup.

 

[oldaccountlol]

shark: I'm gonna stop this thing,tell my wife,I love her

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

SpongeBob: Squidward, we already played Babble Like an Idiot!

 

[oldaccountlol]

squidward: there,let the war continue

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. I hate golf.

 

[ABBAFAN13]

I Love You-CWN