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[sireatsalot]

:P "What have you been eating?"
"Morons"

 

[oldaccountlol]

Mr.Krabs: I miss my mommy mr.Squidward

 

[patrick2403]

=] You might not believe this but I'm a little bit naive.
:patx:I'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob. Gosh.

 

[patrick2403]

:( Here's the paycheck I owe you and a bonus (takes back bonus) Well, here's your paycheck anyway.

 

[sireatsalot]

:( Is that a kissy mark on your forehead? We are supposed to be adults!

 

[RedSoxFan274]

:P First you must require a taste for free-form jazz.

[jazz]

Later...

:P...Besides, I don't get jazz.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

I'M SPIRALING‼

*Patrick slaps him*

Thanks, Patricl. *sniff*

*Patrick lifts his arm again*

It's okay, Patrick. The spiraling's over.

 

[RedSoxFan274]

:( Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? I guess a P.O. box, could, in theory, break the chain...

 

[sireatsalot]

:( What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?

 

[oldaccountlol]

;( : you planted grass?
:frenchgrin: :GRASS??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

SpongeBob: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Lady Fish: I told you that shirt was hideous.

 

[patrick2403]

SpongeBob, doesn't have hair...or does he?

 

[RedSoxFan274]

:happybday: Squidward?... Is it possible to play your clarinet a little ... better?

 

[patrick2403]

:happybday: The horrible screaming means that it's working.

 

[sireatsalot]

:w00t: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

:happybday: Not until 4:00.

 

[RedSoxFan274]

KKTV Narrator: Dum...dum-dum-dun-dun-dun-dun-dum, dun-dun-duuun-dun-dun-duuuun, dun-duun-dum-dun-dun-dun-duuun... dee-dot-dil-ee *PANTING* dee-dot-dot-dot-dlot-dlot-dlot-did-ee-duuuun!!!

Um...sorry for posting that. :tonguexd:

 

[sireatsalot]

:P The ceiling is right Squidward, youre not a very good employee.

 

[oldaccountlol]

Customer: can i get some extra salt?
:P we're all out
Customer: could you check?
:P No.

 

[sireatsalot]

:P If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.

 

[oldaccountlol]

:P Do you think Mr.krabs ever does karate?
:mrkrabs: : BLU-HA-HU!