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[Stinkoman 20X6]

SpongeBob: *sigh* Remember when Sandy and I got married?
Squidward: WHAT?!
Mr. Krabs: NO!
Patrick: I'M FREAKING OUT!

 

[iPlankton]

Mr. Krabs: Calm down everyone! I've worked at this restaurant me entire life, and I know that there's only one way out!
Patrick: A high school diploma?
-"Truth or Square?"

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Patrick: *slams Squidward against the wall* Who are you?! WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!

 

[Spongefifi]

Mr. Krabs: We're getting close, I have a warm feeling.
SpongeBob: That may be just my hand, Mr. Krabs.

 

[patrick2403]

:P There's only one way out of the Krusty Krab.
:rofl2: A high school diploma?

 

[sireatsalot]

@_@ There's only one way out of the Krusty Krab.
A high school diploma?

Whoa, deja vu. (see post# 1102) :|

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Squidward: Well, that was more SpongeBob than I needed to see.

 

[patrick2403]

^_~ I'm getting paid overtime for this. Right, Mr. Krabs?
:wacko: Can't hear ya.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Patrick: Squidward, your cieling is talking to me!
Squidward: Are you just gonna stand around and make friends with the paneling or are you gonna order something?

 

[ssj4gogita4]

I still laugh the most at KKTV

=] One krabby patty please
:( *sigh* Is that for here or to-go? *covers mouth*
:P Uhh.....
=] *bangs head on register*

 

[raisin]

OMG too many too name but:

Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

:patrick: Not until 4

Once Spongebob comes out he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of

:patrick: And thats when I punch him!

I Had An Accident


Little Boy: those guys are dorks.

The Flying Dutchman: yes but they're my dorks.


:P Will we be getting business cards?

Shangheid

:mrkrabs: the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.

:boxing: We've got to call a doctor!

:mrkrabs: wont do any good. Ive seen this before.

:squidward: You've seen this before?!?!

:mrkrabs: 11 times actually.

Dying for Pie

 

[RedSoxFan274]

=] I'll give him a week.
:P I'll give him 11 minutes.

 

[Elastic Wasteband]

:) I can finally touch my toes!
:P He left his pants.
More to come soon.

 

[Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick]

That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you! :P

 

[sireatsalot]

That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you! ^_^

Hey, Patrick's not smoking when he says that! Way to be accurate there! =]

 

[RedSoxFan274]

^_^ The needle was on "E," so I figured that must mean "end."

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you! :laugh:

Hey, Patrick's not smoking when he says that! Way to be accurate there! :|

OH MY GAWD, HE DIDN'T PUT THE ACCURATE SMILEY! THIS IS TERRIBLE AND A REALLY BIG DEAL!

 

[sireatsalot]

That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you! :laugh:

Hey, Patrick's not smoking when he says that! Way to be accurate there! :|

OH MY GAWD, HE DIDN'T PUT THE ACCURATE SMILEY! THIS IS TERRIBLE AND A REALLY BIG DEAL!

It's only not a big deal to you because I pointed it out FIRST!!! Ha Ha Ha!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you! ;(

Hey, Patrick's not smoking when he says that! Way to be accurate there! ;(

OH MY GAWD, HE DIDN'T PUT THE ACCURATE SMILEY! THIS IS TERRIBLE AND A REALLY BIG DEAL!

It's only not a big deal to you because I pointed it out FIRST!!! Ha Ha Ha!

I never wanted to point it out. :P

 

[sireatsalot]

o.o What happened to you?
@_@ Oh, I got normal.