- Apr 3, 2005
How can you guys not have made an episode thread for this yet? =O One of the most memorable episodes of season 3.
Mr Krabs: Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. (opens the envelope) Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. (runs up to the cash register) I'll just subtract it from today's profit. (opens the register but there is no money in it) And...there's no money in here. (laughs) How delightful.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I'm worried about Mr Krabs.
Squidward: Me too, how are we going to get paid? (both walk up to Mr Krabs) Gee, Mr Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.
Mr Krabs: Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. (Spongebob and Squidward look at each other)
Mr Krabs: Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!
SpongeBob: Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.
Squidward: Here's the bill. (gives Mr Krabs the bill)
Mr Krabs: You mean...I'm awake? (screams as his head cr4acks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a customer drinking a soda and grabs itfrom him) No free refills! (takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys) Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! (takes the toys then runs over to a guy watching the movie) Show's over, cheapskate! (turns the tv off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie)
Customer #3: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for the penny)
Mr Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs a hold of the customers arm)