0/10. terrible, terrible episode. Who were the imbeciles that thought THIS atrocity was a good idea?!
Nah, who am I kidding. This episode is the definition of a SpongeBob classic. Every moment from the start to the end was absolutely hilarious and kept me laughing. I knew from the start that it was going to be a fantastic episode when SpongeBob scared the mailman away. While the CHOCOLATE!!!! gag gets old after I seen this episode on repeat, there are so many other jokes that make me giggle. I LOVE the scene where Patrick focuses a little too much on a suspecting customer, since it was overall just obscure and weird. The scene where Patrick says "Let's get Naked!" is also a top-notch joke since it's adult humor used in a good way, and I also like the "Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious" since the delivery was on point. I can't name all the memorable moments, since there are a whole bunch of 'em. That ending tho. That ending was absolutely brilliant and perfectly executed. This gets a very generous 10/10, and it is also my 2nd favorite episode, the only episode that I find better is Squidville.