The real chapter 6: (sorry, forgot)
[SB is sleeping in his bedroom. The sun is just rising]
SB: Oh, I can't sleep, Gary!
[Gary looks up at SB, angry that he disturbed his sleep. SB gets up and sits down by the window]
SB: Oh well, I might as well just get up. Look at this Sunrise!
[The Sky is a very bright pinkish color, but suddenly strange smoke comes over and turns the sky dark green, making it look like night]
SB: Huh?
[SB runs down the stairs, quickly puts on some pants, and opens his front door. Jellyfish fields, Sandy's house, the KK, and the Chum Bucket are in front of him (but far way) but behind all of that there's what looks like a huge metal platform on a pole coming out of the ground. It goes up very high, then stops. What looks like two huge jars come up as well, and a figure who looks like SQ plugs in what seems to be a giant tube to a big electricity outlet on the floor that he's standing on]
SB: OH, NO! This doesn't look good! Luckily, I have just the thing!
[SB runs out of the camera's view and comes back with a rusty old bike]
SB: It may seem out of shape, but it'll do!
[SB starts pedaling and the camera moves with him, like you're sitting behind SB. He goes down past SQ's house, Pat's house where Pat is lying outside]
Pat: GO, SPONGEBOB!
[SB keeps moving towards the KK and CB. Plankton is walking, and SB nearly squishes him]
Plankton: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, BARNACLE BRAIN!
[SB keeps going until he gets to Jellyfish Fields. Sandy's house is on the other side of the fields and so is the quickest way to Downtown. SB cuts through, nearly hitting several JFs]
SB: Aw, aren't the Jellyfish so cute?
[5 JFs come over and sting SB. He screams, and then keeps going. Sandy is Jellyfishing, and jumps right in SB's path to get a JF]
SB: SANDY! LOOK OUT!
Sandy: What are ya'll- AHH!!!
[Sandy's JF net gets caught on SB's bike and is dragged along in a water-skiing fashion. SB misses the turn to downtown and goes up the side of Sand Mountain]
SB: Oh no!
Sandy: This is the perfect time to ride 'long!
[Sandy pulls out a clam-board thingy as they go down to mountain extremely fast. SB turns and they go right into Downtown. He nearly hits several cars and several running people, knocks over traffic cones, causes a Bus to crash into a building and explode]
Random Fish: *not on screen* MY LEG!
[The Bike hits a pebble and crashes right outside SquidShakes. The tower is coming out of there and there's also a giant wire coming out of it]
SB: We gotta get up there!
S: Well, I don't know 'bout you, but we texans ain't got all day to figure out how to do it-
[she puts on a jetpack and SB jumps on her shoulders]
S: -we just do it.
[The Jetpack blasts off, and they fly up the tower. They crash and land on the platform]
S: I ain't feelin' so good...
SB: Oh, Neptune, my head hurts...
SQ: Welcome... I'M GLAD YOU CAME... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB... *creepy evil laughter*