SBM: Convenience Store

Me: Wow, that was fun! *goes to cashier* I'd like this game. *places FFT on the table*

Cashier: Sir, what is that?

Me: A game, what else would it be?

Cashier: I'm afraid this...er....'game', is outdated.

Me: WHAT?!?!?!?! THEY'RE STILL SELLING PONG AND IT'S A LOAD OF OLD CRAP!!! SO DON'T TELL ME THIS GAME IS OUTDATED!!!

Cashier: I mean, that the company Square-Soft doesn't exist.

Me: WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!? THEY JUST CHANGED THEIR NAME TO SQUARE-ENIX!!!! THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY IT'S A LOAD OF OLD CRAP!!

Chashier: I'm not saying that.

Me: YES YOU ARE!!! *grabs cashier's shirt* NOW SELL ME THIS GAME OR I WILL KILLL YOU!!!

Cashier: I've told you sir, that agme is outdated.

Me: *loads gun* SELL ME IT NOW!!!!

Cashier: No. *shot*
 
Dora swears alot :P

Dora:You *bleep* mother***bleep* *bleeeeeeep8!!!!Give me all you *bleeping* MONEY!!!

CashierSbnet:No you *Bleep*

Dora:YOU *BLEEP BLEEP* IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ALL YOUR *BLEEPING* MONEY I'LL *BLEEP* SHOOT YO TO DEATH!!
 
Manny Rivera: This looks like a job for...*gets shot*
Dora the Explorer: (holding gun) Shut up, wimpy!
 
Me: *kicks Dora and lights her on fire* Shut up. *goes into staff room*

Everybody: What?? You aren't supposed to be in here!

Me: I'd like to apply for a job.
 
TheArkSponge said:
Me: *kicks Dora and lights her on fire* Shut up. *goes into staff room*

Everybody: What?? You aren't supposed to be in here!

Me: I'd like to apply for a job.
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Da Boss: (that's me! :D) Too bad! You're fired!
TheArkSponge: But...I don't work here.
PokDouglas: Then you're hired!
TheArkSponge: Yay!
PokDouglas: You're fired! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
 
Me: *pulls out Masamune* Give me that job, or I will be forced to slice you in half!

PokDouglas: *steals sword and slices me in half*

Me: Ha, ha ha ha! I have re-raise! Ha, ha ha ha! *shot for imitating Speed Racer*
 
Barney the Dinosaur: I love you, you love me, we're one great big happy family...

*cut to TTS running towards Barney, jumping onto Barney, and putting a gun up to his ear*

The TattleTale Strangler: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO KILL DORA OR YOU WILL BE FU

Dora the Explorer: !Vaminos!

*cut to TTS shooting Dora, then putting the gun back to Barney's ear*
 
Dora somehow becomes giant and grabs me

Me: Help! Help! Give me some food from the food court. But first... HELP!
 
Then Dora, Barney, Boots, LazyTown, Fred Flinstone, EVERY EVIL CARTOON CHARACTER, dies. Then we GET BACK TO WORK!
 
Then Mothra goes to the food court.

DJ Sponge: (gasp) Doug, what happened to all the food?!!?
PokDouglas: (mouth-full of food court food) Ummmm...shpongeshilla ate ut all!
*cut to spongezilla getting kicked out*
spongezilla: i don't desserve this!!!
*thud*
spongezilla: I'm okay!
Dora: DIE!!!!
*gunshot is heard*
spongezilla: Now I'm not okay!

After that, ssj sues DJ Sponge for killing a SpongeBob character (you said every evil cartoon character died, and Plankton's an evil cartoon character).
 
PokDouglas said:
Then Mothra goes to the food court.

DJ Sponge: (gasp) Doug, what happened to all the food?!!?
PokDouglas: (mouth-full of food court food) Ummmm...shpongeshilla ate ut all!
*cut to spongezilla getting kicked out*
spongezilla: i don't desserve this!!!
*thud*
spongezilla: I'm okay!
Dora: DIE!!!!
*gunshot is heard*
spongezilla: Now I'm not okay!

After that, ssj sues DJ Sponge for killing a SpongeBob character (you said every evil cartoon character died, and Plankton's an evil cartoon character).
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Plankton's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
 
DJ Sponge said:
PokDouglas said:
Then Mothra goes to the food court.

DJ Sponge: (gasp) Doug, what happened to all the food?!!?
PokDouglas: (mouth-full of food court food) Ummmm...shpongeshilla ate ut all!
*cut to spongezilla getting kicked out*
spongezilla: i don't desserve this!!!
*thud*
spongezilla: I'm okay!
Dora: DIE!!!!
*gunshot is heard*
spongezilla: Now I'm not okay!

After that, ssj sues DJ Sponge for killing a SpongeBob character (you said every evil cartoon character died, and Plankton's an evil cartoon character).
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Plankton's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
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Oh, sure. I must have been misfooled by his insane laughter, evil schemes, and taking over the world in the movie. How silly of me, thinking he's evil [/sarcasam]
 
PokDouglas said:
DJ Sponge said:
PokDouglas said:
Then Mothra goes to the food court.

DJ Sponge: (gasp) Doug, what happened to all the food?!!?
PokDouglas: (mouth-full of food court food) Ummmm...shpongeshilla ate ut all!
*cut to spongezilla getting kicked out*
spongezilla: i don't desserve this!!!
*thud*
spongezilla: I'm okay!
Dora: DIE!!!!
*gunshot is heard*
spongezilla: Now I'm not okay!

After that, ssj sues DJ Sponge for killing a SpongeBob character (you said every evil cartoon character died, and Plankton's an evil cartoon character).
Click to expand...
Plankton's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
Click to expand...
Oh, sure. I must have been misfooled by his insane laughter, evil schemes, and taking over the world in the movie. How silly of me, thinking he's evil [/sarcasam]
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Instead of giving PD a long boring speech about how Plankton isn't evil, I just did something easier...
*Cut to PD being kicked out*
PokDouglas: What the...
spongezilla: how does it feel now, punk?
 
DJ Sponge said:
PokDouglas said:
DJ Sponge said:
PokDouglas said:
Then Mothra goes to the food court.

DJ Sponge: (gasp) Doug, what happened to all the food?!!?
PokDouglas: (mouth-full of food court food) Ummmm...shpongeshilla ate ut all!
*cut to spongezilla getting kicked out*
spongezilla: i don't desserve this!!!
*thud*
spongezilla: I'm okay!
Dora: DIE!!!!
*gunshot is heard*
spongezilla: Now I'm not okay!

After that, ssj sues DJ Sponge for killing a SpongeBob character (you said every evil cartoon character died, and Plankton's an evil cartoon character).
Click to expand...
Plankton's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
Click to expand...
Oh, sure. I must have been misfooled by his insane laughter, evil schemes, and taking over the world in the movie. How silly of me, thinking he's evil [/sarcasam]
Click to expand...
Instead of giving PD a long boring speech about how Plankton isn't evil, I just did something easier...
*Cut to PD being kicked out*
PokDouglas: What the...
spongezilla: how does it feel now, punk?
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That wasn't me. That was a copy of me. :ph34r:

*cut to DJ Sponge and spongezilla getting kicked out*
*thud*
DJS and s-zilla: We're okay!
 
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