SBM: Convenience Store

[SBRoxMan]

I get kicked out too

Me: Hey, why was I kicked out?
Shop Manager: I just don't like you.

 

[Arkei]

Me: Well?

PokeDouglas: Oh, I forgot about you.

Me: ...Well??

PokeDouglas: I'll think about it...in the meantime, why don't you get out of here?!!??! *pushes security button*

'Security': *picks me up* ...Is this 'da guy?

PokeDouglas: Yes... it is.

Security Guard: Okay 'den. *throws me out the window*

 

[Perry The Platypus]

Then The Store Grows Arms And Legs!

 

[Arkei]

Then The Store Grows Arms And Legs!

How about 'The Store DOESN'T Grows Arms And Legs!'?

 

[SBRoxMan]

Then I buy some food but the shop owner stops me

Store Owner: You're not buying anything.
Me: And who's gonna stop me?

 

[Mothra]

Then I buy some food but the shop owner stops me

Store Owner: You're not buying anything.
Me: And who's gonna stop me?

J-san: This.
*SBRM reads paper*
SBRM: An UNEMPLOYMENT PAPER??!??! AAAAA! PLEASE DON"T FIRE ME!