SBM: Convenience Store

[Arkei]

Me: *pecks Dora to death* That'll teach you to mess with me!

Everyone else: What?

(no one can understand me yet)

Me: *pecks Dora to death* That'll teach you to mess with me!

Everyone else: What?

(no one can understand me yet)

 

[SBRoxMan]

Me: Somebody help me, I'm still tied up.

 

[Mothra]

*Boochi zaps SBRM into a Baby Bruce*

SBRM: Goo? Gooo gooo goooooooooo!*



*Huh? This obviously won't help!

 

[SBRoxMan]

Me: Uhhh...? Goo? Goo Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I get zapped again

Me: I'm back to normal now but I'm still tied up! SAVE ME!

 

[Mothra]

Mothra: Sir, I want to know what's funnier: Cartman with a blowtorch or Cartman with a chainsaw?

 

[SBRoxMan]

Narrator: While Mothra was asking which was funnier, our pal SpongeBobRocksMan was being taken to the worst place ever... shops for babies!

Me: WHAT?!?

Narrator: Don't shout at me! I'm just the narrator!

 

[Mothra]

Mothra: Cartman with a chainsaw.
*Mothra puts on a red shirt and pulls back hair*
Mothra: AH'M COMIN' TA' SAVE YERS!
*Mothra runs into the Babies'RUs*
Mothra: AAAA! Kindergarteners! Wait.
*Mothra sheaths chainsaw, then beats up the kindergarteners, Pumaman style*
Mothra: I HATE YOUR CROTCH!
*SBRM, still tied up, is thrown at Mothra, and she catches him*
Mothra: Now to untie.
*Mothra pulls chainsaw, and saws the knot*

 

[SBRoxMan]

Me: I'm heading for the food court! I can't handle another second in Babies 'r' Us

 

[Mothra]

DELETE THIS!

What was it?

 

[SBRoxMan]

DELETE THIS!

What was it?

Just a post that probably wouldn't have made sense, I changed it now though.

 

[Arkei]

Me: *changes back* Wow, that was weird.... *kicks Dora*

 

[SBRoxMan]

Me: Uhhh... if Dora is there, then where's Boots the monkey?
Boots: BWA HA HA HA HA HA! NOW I WILL CHANGE SpongeBobRocksMan INTO MonkeyRocksMan with my super-ray!
Me: Uh-oh!

 

[Mothra]

Mothra: Ah'm comin' ta' save yers.
*Boots is killed by Mothra, Twisted Theater style*

 

[Arkei]

Me: *randomly finds Sephiroth's sword*

Dora: Fool! You cannot kill me!

Boots: Or me!

Me: *slices them both in half with the Masamune*

 

[SBRoxMan]

Me: I'll have to stop Dora and Boots from turning everyone into their friends.
Dora: Too late...

Dora zaps me and I become her friend

 

[Spongetron]

Uhhhh is this a convenience store? :death:

 

[SBRoxMan]

Uhhhh is this a convenience store? :death:

I know, it's now more of a "SBM vs Dora" than "Convenience Store."

back on topic...

Someone zaps me and I'm not Dora's friend anymore

Me: Phew! I think I'll go to the store and buy all the food.
Narrator: Later...

I get kicked out because I ate all the food

Me: I'm still hungry.

Narrator: Meanwhile, in the store.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Boots: (attacking the employees) Dora will enslave you all! :run:

 

[Mothra]

Boots: (attacking the employees) Dora will enslave you all! :run:

Boots is dead. Dora can't move.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Boots: (attacking the employees) Dora will enslave you all! :run:

Boots is dead. Dora can't move.

I revived him. Dora has an evil twin.