Quote from Each Episode

[Leedles]

"HE GOT IN THE HEAD WITH TWO COCONUTS!"

 

[Tstarr]

"Can you move the line, I'm all out of time cards." -Patrick, from one of my favorite episodes, Wet Painters

 

[Leedles]

"Do you think he wants to order an:
A. Sofa
B. Expensive Haircut
C. Krabby Patty" - KKTV

 

[The Guy With the Computer]

"Oh yes, everything is quite lovely. (sees SB's face in the window) Eww, although I don't care for his taste of paintings. (turns window around)"

-Mrs. Puff, Party Pooper Pants

 

[Leedles]

"I love you."

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!"

"Concentrating..."

"Let's get naked!
No lets save that for when we're selling real estate"

"More time for thinking!"

"Just in time!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"I was born with glass bones and paper skins. Every morning I break my arms, and every night I break my legs. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

"Eat barnacle chips, they're delicious."

"Fancy living here we come, lalalalalalala!"

 

[Tstarr]

"I'm crossing over to the dark side!" - Barnacle Boy

"Why would I waste money lighting the whole store?" - Mr. Krabs

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

 

[Tuba95]

"Let me hear it."
(snickers)
"TWENTY-FIVE."

Patrick and SpongeBob, New Student Starfish

 

[Tstarr]

"Actually, it's coral bit number two." - Spongebob, Clams

 

[daud2001]

"I don't know, Mr. Krabs, but I've got this strangest feeling that somewhere out there, a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. And the parrot is winning." - SpongeBob, Ugh

 

[iPlankton]

"The 1st Place Snail Racing Cup Presented to Squidward...TORTELLINI!?!'" - Squidward Tentacles, "The Great Snail Race"

 

[Leedles]

"I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."

"What?"

"I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."

"Panty raid? You're talking about girls right? Girl girls?"

"Oh yeah."

"And you're talking about raiding their dressers...for their underpants."

"Oh yeah."

 

[Tstarr]

"Show's over, cheapskate!" Mr. Krabs, Born Again Krabs

 

[Katniss]

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4:00.

-"Safety Freak (I Had an Accident)"

 

[Leedles]

Not doing Krabby Land cause I call The Camping EPisode.

 

[BagelsinEurope]

"Krabs: GIMME THAT GREEN STUFF"
(gets fed lima beans)
"Krabs: NOT THAT GREEN STUFF! NOOOOOOOO!"
-Krabby Land

 

[Leedles]

"LET'S GATHER ROUND THE CAMPIFRE
AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN'T SING IT FASTER THAN YOU'RE WRONG
BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG
BOM BOM BOM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN'T SING IT FASTER THAN YOU'RE WRONG
BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
PATRICK
SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
SQUIDWARD
............................
GOOD
IT'LL HELP
IT'LL HELP
IF YOU JUST SING ALONG
OH YEAH!!!!!!"

 

[Tstarr]

"My hellos aren't just some tape recording that you can rewind and play over and over. They're special!" Patrick, Missing Identity

 

[Ryanruff13]

"And some more memory, for my laptop!"

-Plankton's Army

 

[Tstarr]

I call Spongebob Meets The Strangler, so I won't do Sponge Who Could Fly.

 

[Tuba95]

No! He owes us favors! SPONGE WHO COULD FLY