Quote from Each Episode

"Wah wah wah."

"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?"

-I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
 
"Fear not, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have check with little poodles on them." - Man Ray, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
 
"I bet you can't eat a Triple Krabby Patty Deluxe in one bite."

-Pressure
 
"Spongebob doesn't have hair...or does he?" -Sandy, The Smoking Peanut
 
You guys all obviously know I'll pick the "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee" quote based on my name, so I'll just pick my 2nd favorite quote from this episode.

"And the only way out is through the...perfume department!"

-Shanghaied
 
"A stove is a stove no matter where you go
A patty is a patty, that's what I say
A grill is a grill, this is surely so
And fries should be fries, either way
But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay
This kitchens not the same without you
It's just a greasy spoon
(Just a greasy spoon)
Without you"

-Welcome to the Chum Bucket
 
I just realized you forgot Sandy's Rocket.

"What does this button do? *rumbling and bouncing up and down*"
 
Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head and Squidward smiles) hair!

-Squidward, Frankendoodle
 
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma. *milk spills*"

-The Secret Box

DARN! I MISSED BAND GEEKS!
 
"I understand you have a dying animal on the premises." (to Squidward's clarinet playing)

-Doc

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

-Pat

"Whoever is the owner of a white Sudan, you left your lights on."

-Pat

"Too bad that didn't kill me."

-Squiddy

yep. All from Band Geeks
 
"I'm doing it! I'm doing it! A little over here, a little over there, and finished! Let's see what we have so far. The....BREAK TIME!"

-Procrastination
 
"And you taught him to sing!"

-Marty, I'm With Stupid
 
"Hi Squidward. How the *dolphin noise* are ya?" Spongebob, Sailor Mouth
 
"I've gotta wash the marble! I've gotta date the marble! I've gotta be the marble! I've got it! I have see the sculpture within!" - SpongeBob - Artist Unknown

And like any other potentially good joke in the episode, it was ruined by context, Squidward's selfishness, or in this case the "now it's art" line further proving how horrible Squidward was to damage his talent completely.
 
"Spongebob! Who's playing Squidward's records again?" Mr. Krabs from Jellyfish Hunter
 
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