1 of 2 shorts of Project: 2 Squid, Squidward DVD
Starring Squidward with SpongeBob and Patrick
Narrator: Ahh a new millennium has just arrived, and Squidward decides to get a DVD set after his VCR broke down.
Squidward: Welp VHS, guess this goodbye
(Squidward throws the VCR to the garbage when it was intercepted by SpongeBob)
Squidward: Spongebob? Why did you caught my VCR, I was throwing in the garbage.
Spongebob: Because Squidward, why would you want to throw away a old beauty like this?
Squidward: It broke down...
Spongebob: Well Squidward I can fix it up, after all this is a 1978 Via Model 1.00.
Squidward: Well go ahead and fix it because I'm getting a replacement.
Spongebob: Ohhhh what is it?
Squidward: It's a DVD Player
(Spongebob's pupils widen)
Spongebob: A DVD!?
(Patrick's rock opens up)
Patrick: A DVD!?!?
Squidward: Yeah a DVD, and Patrick how did you hear me?
(Patrick walks to Squidward)
Patrick: You See Squidward, I got my hearing increased so I can hear up to three houses away!
(Squidward confused replies)
Squidward: So it's Enhanced Sonar Hearing?
Patrick: Pretty much...
Squidward: Well Anyways, I'll be at the Barg N' Mart getting my movies for this-
(Spongebob interrupts Squidward)
Spongebob: When you probably have the same movies on your VHS I have in my hands!
Patrick: I don't know about you Squidward, but that is kind of dumb...
Spongebob: Yeah, Considering that the VHS is still getting movies released on here in 2000
Narrator: 3 minutes later...
Spongebob: You see Squidward? There is plenty of reasons to keep this around-
(Spongebob stops speaking as he realizes Squidward has left)
Spongebob: He left, how did we not notice Patrick?
Spongebob: Patrick?
(Spongebob notices there is a note)
(Spongebob reads: Dear Spongebob, Went with Squidward to Barg N' Mart to get a DVD Player. He was right, VHS is nothing but a waste of tin and garbage and I highly recommend that you should throw out that VHS for a DVD Player. Sincerely, Patrick)
(Spongebob angrily crumples up the note and throws it into the garbage)
Spongebob: Patrick doesn't know any better, I bet it'll take 5 years just to release all of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...
(Spongebob walks back into his house)
Spongebob: He'll see! Just give it 5 years...
(Spongebob shuts the door to his house)
The End
