Project: 2 Squid


Dead Inspector
Feb 8, 2021
122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom (or the USA)
1 of 2 shorts of Project: 2 Squid, Squidward DVD

Starring Squidward with SpongeBob and Patrick

Narrator: Ahh a new millennium has just arrived, and Squidward decides to get a DVD set after his VCR broke down.

Squidward: Welp VHS, guess this goodbye

(Squidward throws the VCR to the garbage when it was intercepted by SpongeBob)

Squidward: Spongebob? Why did you caught my VCR, I was throwing in the garbage.

Spongebob: Because Squidward, why would you want to throw away a old beauty like this?

Squidward: It broke down...

Spongebob: Well Squidward I can fix it up, after all this is a 1978 Via Model 1.00.

Squidward: Well go ahead and fix it because I'm getting a replacement.

Spongebob: Ohhhh what is it?

Squidward: It's a DVD Player

(Spongebob's pupils widen)

Spongebob: A DVD!?

(Patrick's rock opens up)

Patrick: A DVD!?!?

Squidward: Yeah a DVD, and Patrick how did you hear me?

(Patrick walks to Squidward)

Patrick: You See Squidward, I got my hearing increased so I can hear up to three houses away!

(Squidward confused replies)

Squidward: So it's Enhanced Sonar Hearing?

Patrick: Pretty much...

Squidward: Well Anyways, I'll be at the Barg N' Mart getting my movies for this-

(Spongebob interrupts Squidward)

Spongebob: When you probably have the same movies on your VHS I have in my hands!

Patrick: I don't know about you Squidward, but that is kind of dumb...

Spongebob: Yeah, Considering that the VHS is still getting movies released on here in 2000

Narrator: 3 minutes later...

Spongebob: You see Squidward? There is plenty of reasons to keep this around-

(Spongebob stops speaking as he realizes Squidward has left)

Spongebob: He left, how did we not notice Patrick?

Spongebob: Patrick?

(Spongebob notices there is a note)

(Spongebob reads: Dear Spongebob, Went with Squidward to Barg N' Mart to get a DVD Player. He was right, VHS is nothing but a waste of tin and garbage and I highly recommend that you should throw out that VHS for a DVD Player. Sincerely, Patrick)

(Spongebob angrily crumples up the note and throws it into the garbage)

Spongebob: Patrick doesn't know any better, I bet it'll take 5 years just to release all of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...

(Spongebob walks back into his house)

Spongebob: He'll see! Just give it 5 years...

(Spongebob shuts the door to his house)

The End
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