Philip's Day Off (SBM parody)

Part 6:


Philip: Must...rel...


...ax!


Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much!


Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to SBM.


Grubby: I will spam SBM.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Mjrp3vaV2DJxuyMvWMU4tSh9kp3Aeer9ALbZlN7ngF8=

Philip: AAAAAHHH!!!!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=NNnIZr8q1RiXwx08kHOTHaeCYv3o6OcGzKTEOuvpbRQ=

Grubby Grouper!!!

Grubby: Have you finished...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=4Ff+C0od1/VGbOrZ9QTH6PBklDIIglhDzINAxElBkho=

Philip: No!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=D19rgtMPXCPIHbjHQdame2pz/bYEnWUySgRCgSRmMog=

That’s it. That’s it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to this site.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Zn5lH21/SH+W+Cha5rNF4LwRmOJnr+intTq0vqYQbNY=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=6WUiveSCi/SnQOsBHkK2FHfqaV+Ycztlw6fkhqUbAj0=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rcugNbN84jyVpXKGXUE6HSI3zteObsJJcJuAvHa46Z4=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=M3DXTKfHuLfijSAOD93YgkNGxqjDAxvyxs9/ZUxbwgM=

Grubby: Have you finished those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=KEFd+PvUT6gwo7X2YKIcs91NqCHzKo51Pe59Ob9tY5c=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ZMuAhAzPQHF6iH6Zfk7Zib0wjhTO4fA3QnOswo9zy0c=

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lJnckf1d7g0B0Kg1ELHaWS+aD0zzpzhvybP5eNVNXjI=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zo50/HGu10gIYhCwxn4gqrawKV3sAVM6mBXCQXUP7A4=

Errands, errands, errands, errands...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=VTN5da9YRK+mrHQ948LID1phWiWcjcI1b2mKKHR+g2g=

Have you finished those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0+CL/HuCe8lTeJuiIbr7o/Fjd1G15Xl7ALMHdARhB9M=

Have you finished those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=+3DQntdau7ZBIf5aOZBp8KAJ1HoVyR9Gdnfiw/VBxX0=

Have you finished those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=IT82utaNAX9C3REwX55eUEl+861bssQwYCFHolj+Tvg=

Philip: No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be. So quit checking up on me!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=beJQCQeidfFlS7ejycLb4OrIX+g4dK/zyiA0qgU5GPQ=

I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zEKhiKpja5HvhlA8aSghRSeawju4xuirjVbtlXcions=

Grubby: But I haven’t...

Philip: Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You will.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=2dg+5syGXqkM9tKNoPqkyVOzMf8Zhx5QpI9u3qliDOU=

And when you do, I’ll be there! I’ll be there! HAHAHA!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=MXHDlQIqNDMWwrVKPRmiDJ+aGkjMDPmYi7kmglXVgiw=

Grubby: Gosh, Philip sure is a hard worker.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=m4dDmetbyc4mMzdWKjWjtBLm9LWW7B4+SV3UXf57Nr0=

He makes me proud to have these VIP stars.

Tomorrow: Part 7
 
Part 7:





Philip: (In a non-SpongeBob related forum) There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself!


I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=57avTwimvIjSl4NjoZ+x8nYvjbewMk4K7vSad0Ok544=

Just gonna relax...let Philip’s day off...begin.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=6IhcA3xwp0ubQZ+fiV/y+uzPosL3U9+RKwcb7EBncg8=

What was that? (Notices Grubby's avatar)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=S8Nf7RIWfxzijmzd30S/L/F4jrLMMf4Yd/9QFFlR9Og=

It’s Grubby Grouper! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I’ve finally caught him messing up!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TU54npoICq/bJLVsbPBKutUYjwV9asCQNaXpalOfJpc=

A-ha! I caught you, (Views profile but realizes he's not Grubby) Grubby...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=J5At0OB4CCKRZk3ekmjmg5m7pfFkYLs58HzOymJp86o=

(Notices Grubby's shadow) Heh, here’s that surfboard ssj wanted me to get.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=/ZRJBk4dNUgqcHsmS9FRADLJPq/cpolxO548nJG/xK8=

I’ve got you now! Wait’ll ssj finds out you’re a...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Wb3U3+e8oAToNxx6GLmFnIopKn1gt0POEweQTVB6bDA=

banana.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rH3WluOVSTKzRNYBjoCXbBz+B/ZS9nK8w6dS/Q/8wHA=

You’re losin’ it, Philip, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up coming back to SBM, bursting through Google up to that green headache Grubby Grouper, and he’ll say...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=S3R+mhVm+t98jOrCe/dVAtxOzeYx3O3rZyBl3sTmrdQ=

Grubby: Hi, Philip. Are you finished with those errands yet?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=4V/iu/5BOHRfJgyVNzetqqiEX2kGmvVpr7bSuV45W34=

Philip: A-HA!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=+AKXGPBoHoiv2zLECwxbBDwrfbshnEtAYbLjsCjN2iE=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ChOD7OKvgHGJD3uNyPYCdZXl/lB0OPxNl9yk4aSX5zQ=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=2Ml/Bgy4yaUncjj5CHgllPw6sQ9KZ7RIxHUdbbmQTco=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=WAasdnBKfCbP3vHQEJw/pd8PPm/7fy1Hx4CsBGWq3pY=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=G9ty4iNKlUiRs6ly5Nga9f9ubkPsEjpC+PzO8614pl4=

He’s heading back to SBM! I’ll beat him there!

Tomorrow: The ending
 
Part 8:



Philip: I’ve got you now, Grubby Grouper!


Katniss: (puts her hand over Vladimir King's eyes) Hey, change your avatar!


Philip: The truth will be revealed!


Prez: Whoo-ho! Right on, Philip!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=z1BIxArgQ4TslXNd00L9hAYAMY5HCL6M+fnIHgZ+HBo=

Doc Hunter (WildOxen): Okay, ssj, get plenty of rest and if things don’t seem right, come back.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AtdZFmmPeZ1jwhWSFnq9fZkWon9bH4H14ljzC+IkrT4=

ssj: Thanks, Doc.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=VPvrewpvE8/m8+NcW0ROYcWOppxYgikxFfRL9S5oo0U=

Philip: You can’t beat me! Ha!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=XpgDO1Hc71dEW0Mr1r9CJhtvjyaxTH8fCb0OXZ10qNE=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=YfWw8xyx3xA6v23UHla9ZE4uBxLyx89Att+EGizczIg=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=y5j/yRGlnowO9LtClRRkUX7pMQWzBPIdu8z5aNKb16s=

A-ha! I caught you now.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=o304rOQbcuipsqDpO1UckNYTgVuQti2HcRtqNCQVO7E=

You didn’t think I knew you were another user.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Rt+wasLP20t3jWBjnzgQJ3C3S/9MU7Sqld691msXJBU=

Ha! Or the banana in a forum. And then, you were in another forum!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=OrmIHRWeKO5cDNHKDJpNsQ6sIFz5/aICR88Q9hHiWYA=

And I...And-and you...And I...And you...came back...to...SBM...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wlVfB7Xf3hl86afAs5ps8y0hYBUQG4ys0h0U6J4fENY=

Grubby: Uhh, does that mean...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=kZcOTQgkylhIhO5yKN7BV1KXQL86p+y+W3SQRZ883iQ=

Philip: Yes, Grubby, I am finished with those errands.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yyUz4UsUdc5TlSAJv/DeL1QOoBXyGDoevhb4DMppw6k=

I guess I want to take my place back at the SpongeBob forums. I really do.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=XZhuRfOxYIxh9YW6HS8JPtUT9wmrjWWOrGtzxQXJ10E=

Grubby: (Gives his avatar to Philip) Then you might wanna change your avatar.

CENSORED



Hey, Philip, you know what? Look!


We forgot to switch the ‘Closed’ sign


to ‘Open’.


It’s almost like we could’ve taken the whole day off! Dahaha! Hahaha!




Well, this is the end. I hope you liked it!
 
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BRAVO!!!! YEAH!!!! BRAVO!!!! ALL RIGHT!!!! YEAH!!!!

PS- Oxen as the doctor :rofl:
 
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