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Philip's Day Off (SBM parody)

BobCarotte

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This is my first SBM parody.

Part 1:

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Sm%2Bh%2Fr%2BVRwNXuXP8LccUP88Nvrlt2rqvrI2%2F0wa1LfQ%3D

Narrator: Ah, beautiful summertime. A time for fun and frolic for most, but not for this poor slob.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=5XEdDjoLkuUNT7q%2F1P3OpuR567zuoU%2FGMj434QgRekk%3D

Philip: Ohh...what a beautiful day. And here I am trapped in a prison of high spam. (chat bell rings) No one ever logs in on Sunday. (chat bell rings again) Why can’t ssj just let us go home? (chat bell rings again)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=G5nmpWEC%2FUwgHo7gqjMdmWb0ubgnjcHz3KfHuR0C%2Bww%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=m1dXdWzDT%2FMM2V09z2%2BIea1IvaN5U6NBPPhRBz6fzYw%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=M6zinpVPgyvDuzz5fgH3sA43y%2BSvD1pkvW9VuDvQ6FU%3D

Philip: Grubby Grouper, stop ringing this chat bell!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=7cK2KWuHUQ281px3QUL%2B56LAkcnrwERgUcwB%2BENFjic%3D

Grubby: I was just testing it.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=NE5Prw1qtn0kUay93XTSiaXcNBTEhZifoYPDxPryRCc%3D

Philip: I will ring the bell when a member enters the chat room.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=%2BX9rM%2BQEDW6rBn526CSi74CPZDIsqktIJ81MKfU4Rd8%3D

But...there’s no members!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=oY86asXpQEZQIWzgRisiL59qxRyqOhe2MIFQI7bJVEM%3D

There hasn’t been one all day, and there isn’t gonna be any!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0CN4nPrIlFx2Ivq3ywaiKOPXr2Lwtlh%2F7RaN37NDrb8%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=tmUFOi%2FgnAc8pE9TQ0w6l7f81749T1%2Bu3XnUHOdDXZc%3D

Grubby: One member account, coming up!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=x8aYJj9nN0Fgn1huqz7Kg1CPcbWYqdPpMwzBpIO%2Fpac%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=w8VkCU01A5UVyhcxDHQBzzzb11BWoTYJy3%2FJCxw6i04%3D

ssj: That sounds like me doubloons dropping.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=M30JWvmlVJ0U1fqAzbK6gL1WbxhrsQTT25Oc8N%2BaVtU%3D

What’s going on out here?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=hFGJifbFdqMPu8QMa8mf0Unv9MNttWh6sPWMYKGDtJ8%3D

My babies!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sQaKzHLX6kvbtXo7TGHptaWUgUxDD11QnVCeS3YYJpo%3D

Get away, you barbarian!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ykxLYi%2FO279xVv3QGXT0Yq%2F7zww6nJX7CovlA3BZorg%3D

What have you done? Nice, clean money...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=jttlgYjzpTcTL32bVmxqNO7E2czTkPVwS1gSLQg9Fz4%3D

SOILED!

Part 2 coming soon.
 

Amphitrite

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WhoBob said:
Didn't Patty Sponge do this two years ago?
Shhh! *whispering* He doesn't know that... :sweat:

Yay! another SBM Parody! :D

Play along, WhoBob. :sweat:
 

BobCarotte

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Part 2:

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=JC3dpa32uW3RLySqgXttTScXr1GCBmXozTGibkALRS4%3D

ssj: I’ll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=kPIuiApLEyC%2BDi73iiV%2FSyere5d8TmSvhd%2BxONBBdWk%3D

Clear the way!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=MhvC3EB4%2BhN%2F8n6h3cYlDXlu%2FuXq5BwydDsLDpOhe10%3D

No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ell3ArdO4kHFGGBhlCVdSCpFUN%2BxJwmQsLo%2BLRRkhko%3D

Grubby: What’s wrong, ssj?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0F6sQVSmJHfQKmF%2FPr%2Bm%2B%2BJCceZsSVQCBmnLWFDplY4%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Css6e8a0LAKn7787M9U7AzPT384NhSAqD8HVntBHsso%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=hjhvCjEkk0bZ%2FU445VV4Gfq%2BtlVSLLzz7BpS0CaQLAs%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=mU8M6onqvBIuOOaMou4%2BHHzfhUwmmuD%2Bq7e47755Nxw%3D

ssj: Me favourite doubloon!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=PFU6RR26Z%2BfgsqthTIXBdVWL%2BX6A%2B8VOMT9BX07qtXc%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=OgOJRH%2B8Pjql43Y2eXl9xWtbzk093pRKmd90h1JWc9M%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=PnGxe5TmHQyfKUNF8%2FYNSIkhsKs57e1kXgd4gaoOenM%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Wh8LXNBFpZYkBR%2BjzJoNS5hrgPSKQrk6jsZgWDOUA3Q%3D

(sigh of relief)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=X6Al1R%2B9T6xnFOTkR01QQ9CZBlPfGhCipqsvFdrfG14%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GsrmClrBR14c2iu7GJf02sNF2wEc8Xyzgwv4zMMMioA%3D

NOOOO!!!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=M2iyvVIr0y%2B89a4aMFzMyCpn%2F8QVBJigiGRfHV5JJg0%3D

I got it, boy!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=QOK%2F5FOeG7YbzMYrpzg7Th3A1sUymqc5sD5YvFhmBYw%3D

What the? It’s stuck!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=EwZ6AhsPUbqz1vvQjUPfVfid1JpNzkHDQJmTWQ7kjpY%3D

You gotta help me, Gooby!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=luq%2Bx0526TO8fT0ZEpxlSiOcnEBaU5zUrRwFNJi0XWE%3D

Grubby: You’ve gotta let go of the doubloon.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=SQo0mBoWx4RLYZ5KgTvgZR4vythZ92l5Y0l1fbcz%2BX0%3D

ssj: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a doubloon, Gooby. There’s got to be another way! Grab me admin quarters and heave!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=MOq%2F6R%2BCmqzUm%2BbjtrJ6YiuTFsNoCdq%2FiObx78r%2FF7Y%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FShssqBv48q0d%2FZNY25zVSpm52FB3x%2FWD0ggud12b4w%3D

Me arms!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=pbsc8BCF23n0e8IMgpnmOuhNzvJpixK48zqorYG0HhM%3D

Grubby: Oh no, not again.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9NDo0Y0Kl%2BmTkfjzYWE9UAU%2BklBU8mMhq2pD37fBtac%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=HJMos6malWN972ZI3FG2mDFfO0hyEHr5oqLCkzvFf7M%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lBwHpc7kYOBOnyPfS58TuyEekh4snTRUdpfoOg8uEsA%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0gbbC4IR%2FTAXaFGDb1rwX2LJBTzlvCdA%2FtoI5UtTUfw%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fB011yaA7Jn9gtkzw2JQsqmuuoo8J0mTcydddNgxeX0%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=18p9K6LioMDBHxJYRhVSQprjAyZUTebjPTGsRTsIcqI%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=duhfE%2FfhrGXWrHPZVYFVzJHPc7wadleTZyf2F3FomPE%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=UZHk2lPdVyIGg9dTL3cTfZJCd1JT300XG%2Fg3B%2F0UTX4%3D

ssj: Wait. Philip, I’m putting you in charge of things around here while I’m gone.
 

BobCarotte

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Part 3:

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sAD2vqwc1bKmIBsepM1NSMffM7T9mU6lStwT2lYihls%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=G4VrfRR3lcLDBuogyPNO2ccM8MKXYxk5AYlP6mZwQfM%3D

Philip: You can count on me, sir! Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=tiiyXFESxGmx6bigfvhLPj9LoI%2FfENqP3qwOeMPnL%2Bw%3D

Takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8jwdUN2mI3LjF2pj%2FqyCINrAk9Q7vM3cRlu1d9O19fY%3D

Okay, Grubby, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new admin is to give you a promotion.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AaBJI8BIPehY3paVfh2YhWBXSrcoqHkXcAwkXBpLabw%3D

Grubby: AAH! really?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=1Htm3EFX1Og7I%2Bu%2FH%2BYDAGMGo9XeXS466VFUmY8v1Tw%3D

Philip: You get to run all the forums.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=%2B4vTlVLaI74SOOZ6q%2FmRPLy9gxqWE6G7o%2B9waHN75i0%3D

Grubby: All the forums...wow!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=hBrIa%2FBibec4s0MjJ0TOCfXw3KDadhSkLMccuqRqf6E%3D

Philip, who’s gonna help the new members?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=K0JL6fHMjc52EWneE53KZHEt38sG4FE%2F%2BPqwpQ7YNZY%3D

Philip: You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll have two VIP stars now.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zfbsw8c51UxnmqdvydOF4dJDnon7%2B0nrrFlXOj8Z%2BiI%3D

You’re gonna read their questions, and then you’re gonna help them!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=r8r6D2ZKBXH9%2BWzPboZjtl%2FhweIJoLlu0ENpJtHW1kU%3D

Grubby: This is the best day of my life!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=J3Vud%2BEo1CS4hjASaumZEu6KZTFBvEyT3V%2FBWhJew4g%3D

Philip: Me too.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=RuwwA%2Bdw3rmgNVBWixqbwKDkjvn%2Fb1J4Xug51uhiDzg%3D

Grubby: Wait, if I’m running this site, what are you gonna do?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=F1KsZDpHtztx0dE2fpDZesCIL9UVhaeubk%2F3dftkLio%3D

Philip: I’ve got some very important admin-like errands to run. See ya, later.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Y9Q3Y%2FTrmUBFO6N9oCrJ0EYSWOPIsspJEClzGdM2ydo%3D

Grubby: Philip!
Philip: What is it?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=t31So1OrpdrzOijUHKD9qT4M9iHP06t2ovgZaosIX3c%3D

Grubby: You forgot to teach me how to...lock a topic.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Ym8KOZD4pxmBpHbDGa4Igpd69zjIOD5ygr5LsZdYIos%3D

Philip: You click the "Lock topic" button and put the Hans gif.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=c82JvfA%2BkCKll7eghOhH1IdhuxMIBQ%2F3UufUKBdqZ80%3D

Grubby: I can’t believe this is really happening.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=2tiYDH7c%2FgkM1A88xcGtIWooRmN4ChSVS3Qsb1YLeNI%3D

Today, I start living!

Fixed.

Part 4 coming soon.


SpookyCob said:
That's morbid
Oops, a word is missing. Thanks for reminding me!
 

BobCarotte

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Part 4:

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=qCWsR02SuEfIqZV6z2SHJYJU7N%2BZ4yKwRF%2FKRZwnn7o%3D

Philip: Well, Philip, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering with pay.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=M1d0wclt0GFnGet42Wd2CMNP5nplE%2Bitv1JmuUBTS4U%3D

Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little Gooby, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it’ll pass.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Y3R3eTqWTqqy1KUabLEUUcpkKGtsbpBhDtDrYXiwptI%3D

He’s probably just standing at the board index with that stupid grin on his face.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=QEtcLu4VICBjAkRbTH%2ByIM5abvUYtM4TuIUQrLbhRL4%3D

Prez: Hey Grubby!

Grubby: Hey Prez!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=cMyK%2FOI5XSL9kjN1CfjVs5ef%2FbWt7FlypSu31bjxsbM%3D

Prez: Hey Grubby, could you resize my sig?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=p7Vvnywm6jB1HgiOLFBlu2IPQVhUXluCt4Lj5vBdiP4%3D

Grubby: No problem!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rjFJa1YNjOGm%2BeGhOpk3Ixz5rFmcd%2Bn4CleCzDd6rZ4%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=vUwl5714uZpJGxHwMQ98r%2BTwK8X1Awat%2FY96XfsuNfc%3D

Here ya go!

Prez: Thanks.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Nv1hES0P7jyjgsGloRwr71%2FWuY4uejUDKdTaB2QLjvc%3D

Philip: (gasps) I forgot to tell him how to resize a signature!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=aaLK62IgdMEENjxFmpBGZGrnyRZ0h51vK4TUOxrbdyc%3D

Grubby...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=oR93MAu8wzw%2Fo5OSUnozHFf3gtlQ2b%2ByjskC2J32NaA%3D

Grouper.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=if%2B%2BhORLpE2frS%2BiFLyriHWFoyqx0WIALIpAp28hLfY%3D

Grubby: Hi, Philip. All done with those errands?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AYobvtb14hD45eBVZ5Pva%2BI3mhJ0xbAEDbehLs2IDpM%3D

Philip: No, I am not. I just remembered I needed to resize my sig.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fmdcZt621ueNOpGi%2BhYbV3awjySi2yiIxJTcbNQOdZQ%3D

Grubby: Do you want a 250 x 200 sig?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=HNXpNaAYjoaLNomIMblaMDAgHT%2BYdX2GUX5nJtQCI1s%3D

Or 200 x 150?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bVHI0dTbo7alocMaUEWXQX55oldTJg5ycm3T%2B%2Fv9Idg%3D

Or 150 x 100? Or, if you give me a 500 x 200 sig, your options are...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=znzt2%2FhNostI%2B0WXqSgxSQLs1zPj2IfBKb2eCKM2CnY%3D

Philip: Alright, goodbye.

Part 5 coming soon.
 

BobCarotte

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Part 5:

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=PX6U4Vty7pdoRL%2BAZZKqmCYB2HliiiPiB6Ghj%2BIZ%2FiY%3D

Philip: This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LzyQyeBaHUqSMThWG3N05B9FV%2F%2FVXmcJDqp9f3OSr68%3D

I’m the admin. I deserve this.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FeLWy6tc91TcOpMn%2F%2FLjGPD4g7HgSDowhSLR6rBnSvI%3D

Ah... Everything will be fine. There won’t be any members today anyway.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=D2qvh36zFsto%2BxfCeM3HXZ40kx54%2Fn8zxAh204lOMoI%3D

He’ll probably just stand there, bored. Grubby Grouper, bored.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TRTd2rEDguVoNjVdQlICQMWohEcaIFMf3WPtXghKmdo%3D

Grubby: Ehh, gettin’ kind of bored.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=gc2ftCJYjDlCDPQFKSTTmAcJe%2FxYEILo0c4XE46jxOs%3D

Fire burning the Krusty Krab = Trolls spamming SBM.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=VsLOyR%2BeCQ7L8PMkpN6qAHRZ6%2FciFDpOyeqElpGBDMw%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=IdIZWxSWh8Z3dIgBQLmV0zZvtTclNkc2iaPfxOlU5NU%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=IytL62W7eYolTErYjfa0lMeCRO2gblmkXxBdp9Bot2A%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=BhdtLCOf69o2oYOFZNV2gE7sdDraaP%2FuLskJfSTpAAU%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=juzMXW%2BBKiZ%2BBo9uZWWYrTgkyzg%2BpRk5NA7nll7yJjA%3D

Philip: Ohh, what am I doing? I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I’m doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? Grubby letting the trolls spam SBM.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=pUT4qP2StxXnINoY5S9WMgBJYlFPuL8LEErMR5h8hm0%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Jal2rb9WBx1G0%2FYC06sci1fSJepohfZWbtK8vrPuDdg%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=jV8lHay3Vu2u0f8BFMixjmXSNTrDloHg93FNQEuWmV8%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ME9NcD4Jwwudp6eFejDY5isBzjYiq2mcRTLrapVSc5w%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=edkbodWatiSZ9N1UVcnMHLJFa00r%2Bikrk8wCBCxX6Zc%3D

Grubby: May I help you, sir?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8R5spoTPJ9S9T%2FzqNH2F6y7SleHyYWhQzOCmRnrI7IY%3D

Philip: It's me, you dunce!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=t8uLYPncd6QShnsNVjgp3VMrvf2CMXgEHHzvY7mbfyM%3D

Grubby: Oh, hi, Philip! How are those admin-like errands going?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=5JlIUpMBb1fXtT8llLwIEElHMcrBGKI1lc450e0PWQE%3D

Philip: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m very busy.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sfQFPyyuESavQuhc5qwhbIn%2BzJUNqnJC26ME6wUdSH8%3D

Grubby: I’m sure you are.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=CPH0ealTNiZqwH6JGouqkuLzeWJb6JQ1hS9Gs7bbZlU%3D

Philip: I don’t like your tone.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=kwaxYjW7PrkpXEzFPvTfAMqK8oVLNCzz38K%2BVgEbeZc%3D

Grubby: (singing) I'M SURE YOU ARE!!! (normal voice) How’s that?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LLVIP8mreHKLNHWGYaC5VLTrPE69KRZhvxgntLrgxbY%3D

Philip: Just lock more topics.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=X9Eox1nVC6iRtckZs03p3ad5IkbuUQYzevztqlQ6SG8%3D

Grubby: Aye-aye, Mr. B!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=7EHUL9B11UO0BFe8o2amiF0OkZdK3J7hulX87rfIRUc%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=tOIqjpj19Lbt%2B6%2FEm%2BbHwY75GZrzlsDkQOcit97fFRk%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Gv%2BHJrthvYgM1yA%2B2RNVIaAdAP2VaFb10Rw%2BUDndRq8%3D

Boy, no wonder ssj put him in charge.

Tomorrow: Part 6

EDIT: C'mon guys, comment! I don't want to triple post.
 
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