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"DadMom’s Mod School. Where diligent members learn the rules of the forum."

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DadMom AngryPants: Everyone, stop reading your blogs, because it’s time to pick out the forum moderator of the day!


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DMAP: Let’s see here. This week's forum moderator will be Grubby Grouper, Nards, no, no, Cha, Milkmaidman, mm... (gasps) ...OMLJ.

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DMAP: It's Nards! Nards is the forum moderator.

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Nards: DadMom, I’ve done it already!

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DMAP: Ohh...PhilipB?
PhilipB: No way, Mrs. Puff.

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DMAP: Uhh, oofy, you’re the forum moderator.

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ooooooofy: Hey, I’ve done it three times already!

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DMAP: Aya?
imrustyokay: She signed out!

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DMAP: Award? SpongeWott? Big Meaty Claws?

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DMAP: Alright, I guess I have no choice. (gulps) The forum moderator of the day is.........Old Man Leeroy Jenkins.

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Old Man Leeroy Jenkins: Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo!

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OMLJ: Forum moderator Old Man Leeroy Jenkins reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...on the forums! I will protect all that are weak...on the forums! All rules will be enforced...on the forums!

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DMAP: Ok! Just take the moderator rank.

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OMLJ: I can’t accept that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my status update.

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DMAP: You can’t make this easy, can you?

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OMLJ: Members!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without DadMom AngryPants!

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DMAP: Give me a break.

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OMLJ: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...crime and punishment, punishment and crime.....on the forums!

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OMLJ: Which reminds me of an extremely long status update written by the greatest forum moderator of all time. “Friends, members, banished members, lend me your ears!”

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OMLJ: In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this rank and assume my duties as...

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...forum moderator! Wish me luck, DadMom! Oh, and I will be...

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DMAP: OMLJ, are you ok?
OMLJ: I overdid the status update again, didn’t I?

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DMAP: I’m afraid so.

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OMLJ: Aww, tarter sauce. I guess I won’t be needing this. I hardly knew ya.

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DMAP: Uhh...Old Man?

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OMLJ: Yes, DadMom?

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DMAP: I can at least give the rank to you until tomorrow.

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OMLJ: A-hoo! Thanks, DadMom!

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DMAP: What are the consequences of what I've just done?

Part 2 will come soon. Probably over Thanksgiving break.
 

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I hope this one gets finished. Most of them never survive the first post. :rofl2:
 

Jewish Cyborg

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Part 2
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OMLJ: (random babbling) Forum! (random babbling) Moderator! (random babbling, then gasp)

(He notices a bumped thread)

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OMLJ: Another bumped thread! Who’s to say my moderator duties should end just because DMAP told me to? I could be helpful anywhere! This looks like a job for the...

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...forum moderator!

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(Metaphor for locking a thread, I guess...)

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OMLJ: What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

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MadFred: My leg! My leg.

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OMLJ: On patrol. I’m on patrol. Uh-oh, an open flame war.

http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/40232-school/

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OMLJ: The fools. They've left themselves susceptible to danger. I must show them the error of their ways............through example.

(This is the good part)

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OMLJ: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I'm TheOpenWindowManiac! (c wat I did thar)

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OMLJ: I hope you've learned a valuable lesson!

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OMLJ: On patrol. I'm on patrol. I'm on patrol... (gasps) Vandals! Another bannable offense.

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Another Nutshack post! I must act!

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Part 3 coming soon.
 

Jewish Cyborg

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TheOpenWindowManiac said:
I guess Ling-Ling will be Deputy Patrick.
How'd you figure it out?

Today's chapter is dedicated to SBRoxMan, the moderator who has a birthday today.

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(Ling-Ling is here spamming the Nutshack on threads)

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OMLJ: Ling-Ling?! Ling-Ling?!

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Ling-Ling: My post! It’s alive! (screams)

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OMLJ: Ling-Ling! Down here!
LL: Oh, Old Man, it’s you.

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OMLJ: Ling-Ling. Get down here.

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LL: Old Man? Old Man?

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OMLJ: I’m down here.

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LL: Hehe, you look funny! Hi, Old Man.
OMLJ: That’s forum moderator to you!
Patrick: Sorry, officer.

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OMLJ: Sorry’s not good enough, Ling-Ling. You’ve committed a bannable offense, and I’m suspending you.
LL: What offense?

(picture of Nutshack post)

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LL: I’m a bad member! (cries)

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SBRoxMan: Extree! Extree! TheOpenWindowManiac strikes SpongeBuddy Mania! Forums paralyzed with fear!

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SBRoxMan: Take it, friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge. Extree! Extree!

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OMLJ: OpenWindowManiac. SpongeBuddy Mania? Bumped thread? Flame war? Who better to bring this maniac to justice than me...

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...the forum moderator!

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OMLJ: But I can’t handle this case alone. Ling-Ling, are you ready to give up your warning point?
LL: I wanna be good!

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OMLJ: Hmmm...now you just need a symbol of authority.

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OMLJ: Perfect! It is our duty to catch this maniac and bring him to justice! But how to proceed? Listen, deputy, you’re an ex-banned member. What would you do?
LL: Hmmm...I’d get an ice cream!

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OMLJ: Ok, now what?
LL: Hmmm...

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OMLJ: This isn't working. We’ve got to do something else. Something with private messages!

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OMLJ: And now, duty calls! Alright deputy, I’ll go to the SpongeBob forum, you go some different way! Run 'em out! Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo!

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Part 4 will come out soon
 

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This is funny. :) I wonder what is going to happen next. I could imagine something similar actually happening.
 

Jewish Cyborg

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Nope. I am not abandoning this right about now. I'm not giving up. There's work to be done.

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(ssj4gogita4 and abney317 show up)

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ssj4gogita4: Afternoon, son.
Ling-Ling: Hello, admins.

[sbmpic]ZTEmuH17Nr1ZOMVkvoS6kYkLSZMvICgjAxHSt7nnqZE%3D[/sbmpic]
(points to "Moderator" status)

ssj4gogita4: Son, we're looking for TheOpenWindowManiac.
abney317: Have you seen this man?

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Ling-Ling: It's TheOpenWindowManiac! Take him away! Take him away!

[sbmpic]j%2BpE7z2xU95NcMbZCRppybWRDn4FkX8tESbk1ezNoGk%3D[/sbmpic]
ssj: Calm down son. It’s just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we’re going to show you the picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this guy, understand?

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Ling-Ling: Yeah, uh huh.
ssj: Okay.

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Ling-Ling: (screams) Horrible!

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(Ling-Ling screams every time ssj and abney show him the picture of TheOpenWindowManiac)

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ssj: Stay indoors, son.
abney: And, uhh, take that status off your profile. (both laugh as they drive off)

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Ling-Ling: Old Man? Come in, Old Man. Answer.

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OMLJ: Old Man Leeroy Jenkins here, Ling-Ling. Report.
Ling-Ling: (in PM) I don’t wanna be a moderator anymore! I’m scared!
OMLJ: Get a hold of yourself mod.
Ling-Ling: I wanna go home!
OMLJ: Poor rookie. Alright, I’m on my way back.

[sbmpic]Dp71DrAetSuuEJugOL5uAnqMhdbRZlGdW%2BnV89lw4PU%3D[/sbmpic]
Ling-Ling: Hurry Old Man, I think it’s getting...

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...dark.

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OMLJ: Just put on your siren and I’ll be right there.

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Ling-Ling: Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo.

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Ling-Ling: Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! SpongeBob! I see him!

Part 5 will come out when I get the time.
 

Jewish Cyborg

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Now time to finish where I left off at!


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Ling-Ling: Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Old Man! I see him!

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OMLJ: (in PM) Where is he, Ling-Ling?

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Patrick: (in PM) At the intersection of Nautical Nonsense and The Dump.

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OMLJ: That's where I am. He’s right on top of me, but I can’t see him! What’s he doing?

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Ling-Ling: Uhh, he’s just standing there...menacingly! Get out of there, Old Man!

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(OMLJ screams)

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Ling-Ling: That’s his maniac screech. He’s going to attack!

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(OMLJ runs around in circles)
Ling-Ling: He’s acting all crazy! Run! Hide behind Chat!

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(OMLJ hides behind Chat)
Ling-Ling: No, he’s behind Chat! Oh, quick, hide behind that forum!

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(OMLJ hides behind the Salty Spitoon)
Ling-Ling: No wait! The maniac just went behind that forum! Quick! Go to Weenie Hut Juniors!

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(OMLJ goes to Weenie Hut Juniors)
Ling-Ling: No wait, he’s there, too! Run for your life!

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(OMLJ jumps inside the shoutbox.)
OMLJ: (in PM) Say again, deputy?

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Ling-Ling: The maniac is in the shoutbox!

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(OMLJ screams and crashes through profiles)

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(OMLJ crashes into a profile where E.V.I.L. is riding a llama)
E.V.I.L.: Uhh, I can explain.

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(OMLJ crashes into a fence covered in "Wanted" signs)


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OMLJ: (takes a look at the 'wanted' sign) Huh, this guy’s not half-bad-looking for TheOpenWindowManiac. Wait a minute, Ling-Ling, I’m TheOpenWindowManiac! (Ling-Ling screams and a bunch of admins surround OMLJ)

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ssj: We’ll take that as a confession.

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DMAP: Old Man Leeroy Jenkins, there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the forums! You should be ashamed of yourself!
ssj: You know this guy?
DMAP: Of course I do. I’m the one who gave him the uniform in the first place. He’s my responsibility.

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DMAP: Uh-oh...

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(Back at mod school where the whole class, except OMLJ, is sleeping. DadMom is teaching class from jail through Tinychat.)
DMAP: Now in conclusion, class: blue means admin, orange means mod. And Old Man...
OMLJ: Yes, DadMom AngryPants?
DMAP: I’d like to see you after class.

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Six months from now.

Whew! I'm finally finished! Thanks for supporting me, guys! I hope you like it! :D
 
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