The Real Nostalgia Critic
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"DadMom’s Mod School. Where diligent members learn the rules of the forum."
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DadMom AngryPants: Everyone, stop reading your blogs, because it’s time to pick out the forum moderator of the day!
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DMAP: Let’s see here. This week's forum moderator will be Grubby Grouper, Nards, no, no, Cha, Milkmaidman, mm... (gasps) ...OMLJ.
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DMAP: It's Nards! Nards is the forum moderator.
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Nards: DadMom, I’ve done it already!
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DMAP: Ohh...PhilipB?
PhilipB: No way, Mrs. Puff.
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DMAP: Uhh, oofy, you’re the forum moderator.
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ooooooofy: Hey, I’ve done it three times already!
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DMAP: Aya?
imrustyokay: She signed out!
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DMAP: Award? SpongeWott? Big Meaty Claws?
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DMAP: Alright, I guess I have no choice. (gulps) The forum moderator of the day is.........Old Man Leeroy Jenkins.
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Old Man Leeroy Jenkins: Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo!
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OMLJ: Forum moderator Old Man Leeroy Jenkins reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...on the forums! I will protect all that are weak...on the forums! All rules will be enforced...on the forums!
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DMAP: Ok! Just take the moderator rank.
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OMLJ: I can’t accept that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my status update.
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DMAP: You can’t make this easy, can you?
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OMLJ: Members!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without DadMom AngryPants!
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DMAP: Give me a break.
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OMLJ: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...crime and punishment, punishment and crime.....on the forums!
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OMLJ: Which reminds me of an extremely long status update written by the greatest forum moderator of all time. “Friends, members, banished members, lend me your ears!”
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OMLJ: In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this rank and assume my duties as...
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...forum moderator! Wish me luck, DadMom! Oh, and I will be...
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DMAP: OMLJ, are you ok?
OMLJ: I overdid the status update again, didn’t I?
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DMAP: I’m afraid so.
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OMLJ: Aww, tarter sauce. I guess I won’t be needing this. I hardly knew ya.
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DMAP: Uhh...Old Man?
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OMLJ: Yes, DadMom?
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DMAP: I can at least give the rank to you until tomorrow.
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OMLJ: A-hoo! Thanks, DadMom!
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DMAP: What are the consequences of what I've just done?
Part 2 will come soon. Probably over Thanksgiving break.
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DadMom AngryPants: Everyone, stop reading your blogs, because it’s time to pick out the forum moderator of the day!
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DMAP: Let’s see here. This week's forum moderator will be Grubby Grouper, Nards, no, no, Cha, Milkmaidman, mm... (gasps) ...OMLJ.
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DMAP: It's Nards! Nards is the forum moderator.
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Nards: DadMom, I’ve done it already!
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DMAP: Ohh...PhilipB?
PhilipB: No way, Mrs. Puff.
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DMAP: Uhh, oofy, you’re the forum moderator.
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ooooooofy: Hey, I’ve done it three times already!
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DMAP: Aya?
imrustyokay: She signed out!
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DMAP: Award? SpongeWott? Big Meaty Claws?
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DMAP: Alright, I guess I have no choice. (gulps) The forum moderator of the day is.........Old Man Leeroy Jenkins.
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Old Man Leeroy Jenkins: Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo!
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OMLJ: Forum moderator Old Man Leeroy Jenkins reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...on the forums! I will protect all that are weak...on the forums! All rules will be enforced...on the forums!
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DMAP: Ok! Just take the moderator rank.
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OMLJ: I can’t accept that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my status update.
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DMAP: You can’t make this easy, can you?
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OMLJ: Members!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without DadMom AngryPants!
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DMAP: Give me a break.
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OMLJ: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...crime and punishment, punishment and crime.....on the forums!
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OMLJ: Which reminds me of an extremely long status update written by the greatest forum moderator of all time. “Friends, members, banished members, lend me your ears!”
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OMLJ: In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this rank and assume my duties as...
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...forum moderator! Wish me luck, DadMom! Oh, and I will be...
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DMAP: OMLJ, are you ok?
OMLJ: I overdid the status update again, didn’t I?
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DMAP: I’m afraid so.
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OMLJ: Aww, tarter sauce. I guess I won’t be needing this. I hardly knew ya.
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DMAP: Uhh...Old Man?
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OMLJ: Yes, DadMom?
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DMAP: I can at least give the rank to you until tomorrow.
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OMLJ: A-hoo! Thanks, DadMom!
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DMAP: What are the consequences of what I've just done?
Part 2 will come soon. Probably over Thanksgiving break.