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Oh, now he's short-circuiting, you must have taught him a little too much.
 
Well if the only way to get out of jail is to roll a six! And I can't roll if I'm in jail! Just how am I supposed to get out of jail
 
He has such a way with words - Sandy
 
"I want my mommy Mr. Squidward"
 
"Patrick, your genius is showing"
 
Shut your half-wit pieholes
 
:patx: Can I have everybody's attention?
Thugs: (All look at him)
:patx: I have to go to the bathroom.
 
Your potty has a shocky thing in It.
 
I have many. Here's a sample of a few.
"Aw, come on kid, you said that already! Now quit wasting my time!"
"Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?"
"I'm Plankton you old hag, and your son smells like boogers!"
"Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way! what do you think this is?"
"I think it's time to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is!"
"Hey! you can't talk to my grandson like that! someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!"
"someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!"


"The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!"
 
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