Choose one pill

AquaticKonquest

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YOUTH! YOUTH!
If I could stay young forever then I'd be a minor, and as such I'd never actually have to pay for anything big like a house or a car, so...deffo the blue pill.

(Green pill should my infinitely young self comes across them again.)
 
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green is the most reasonable choice

If you choose red, you'll screw up timeline like Barry Allen does. Not cool.

President Squidward said:
I'll take Viagra thank you very much
are you poor and stupid
 
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Well if I actually had these four pills sitting in front of me and had to choose just one I'd choose the green one. With a trillion dollars I could most likely afford to buy a few of the other pills if I wanted them, after all they were being given away in the first place.
 
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Define 'young'
If 'young' means childhood, then absolutely that pill.
However, if 'young' means college then god no. 4 years of it is fun but I want to eventually settle down somewhere and not always live on campus without a car.
There's no point of living in the ocean if most of it is dark anyways and I'm no longer at the top of the food chain there. Plus swimming is a lot of work.
TIme travel is just gonna make me nostalgic and put me in a bad mood so screw that.
So moneyyyy
 

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Probably the money. The others are useless (especially if others couldn't stay young with you), so that seems like the best option.
 

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Yellow pill would be cool except I can't swim well and my eyes would still hurt from being underwater :<

So I would take the money pill
 
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