Behind the Scenes with SpongeBob and Friends

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Mister Talent/Moving Out/Put on Trial outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: (as Squidward is getting steamed) Lookin' good!
Squidward: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, PATRICK!!! NOGEE SAGA SASQUATCH!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Monty: Eh, uh, um...terrible! Simply terrible! Even that crazy maniac running down the street in his underwear yelling "I'm gorgeous!" could paint something better than this mockery!

Squidward curiously looked out the window. Stevie was standing there, with a big neon arrow helmet pointing to Squidward, flashing "LAME" and then eventually, "NOT A MONKEY".

Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong episode!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: Hey, Mr. Krabs, what's that zipper on the back of your neck?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm not Mr. Krabs!
Squidward: Huh?

Mr. Krabs took off his disguise to reveal himself to actually be...Stevie in his underwear. ^_^

Stevie: I'm gorgeous!
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: NO, PLEASE!!! I DON'T WANT TO MOVE OUT!!! I LOVE THIS HOUSE!!! I LOVE PATRICK!!!
Patrick: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Children's show!! (covering eyes) Children's show!!
Gillenburg: CUT! (sigh) It's not that kind of love, Patrick.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Elderly man: (drops cane) Ow! You got my eye!
SpongeBob: Oh, dear, I'm sorry. Want me to rub it?
Elderly man: No, no, I'm fine, young man! Just get me my cane and teeth!
SpongeBob: No problem! (tosses teeth) Here's your teeth!

He tossed the teeth, but they msised and instead hit Mr. Timbacks, who fell to the floor.

Mr. Timbacks: Owwwww....
Gillenburg: CUT!
Mr. Timbacks: Why does this always happen to me?!

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Gillenburg: Action!

We cut to Patrick being kicked out of the jailhouse.

Patrick: If that's not love, then what is?!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong scene!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Fred: (standing up) Yes, your honor. We find the defendant...........................
SpongeBob: Well? Well?
Douglas-Z: (to Fred) What the heck are you doing?
Fred: Uh, pausing to build up the suspense?
Douglas-Z: Just tell them already!
Fred: Okay, okay! We find the defendant guilty of all charges!
Gillenburg: CUT! You idiots!

Next: Best Friends Forever and Ever outtakes!
Will probably be added: Tomorrow!
 

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Best Friends Forever and Ever outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Patchy: (wakes up) Potty made me do it! Oh, uh, hi kids!
Kids: Hi, Patchy!
Patchy: I'm Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club! Today's episode is special because...

Then he was interrupted a loud yell from Producer Randy.

Patchy: Huh?

He then turned to see Producer Randy, integrated into the real world in a smilar sense of the Nega-Chin at the end of The Failry OddParents' Big Superhero Wish episode, and Cosmo and Wanda in Ned's Declassified Guide to: Daydreaming.

Producer Randy: iHola, mi amigo! (holds out a plate of cubed cheese) Queso?
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: New friendship rings!

He pressed the button. A Producer Randy figurine popped out and circled the ring.

Randy:La cucaracha, la cucaracha, anchovy blah-blah-blah...
SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy! iTu idiot!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Gary: Meow.
Young SpongeBob: (petting Gary) Aw, Gawwy. You awweady had dinneh, buddy.
Gary: (sadly) Meow.
SpongeBob's mom: Don't fowwget to douba-check youh schooh suppwies, I mean...D'oh!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob narrator: And from that point on, Patrick and I knew he'd be best friends forever!
Stevie narrator: But then suddenly, a giant monster with eight tentacles and an elephant trunk appeared and ate Patrick!

Instead of a giant monster with eight tentacles and an elephant truck, a giant Producer Randy bust in. :)

Giant Producer Randy: I love this job!

He then ate Patrick in one bite, but he did chew, then swallow.

Giant Producer Randy: Hm, necesidades de sal. {Hm, needs salt.}
Gillenburg: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! CUT! (kneels down) What is wrong with you?!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Young Patrick: I'm gonna beat you, SquongeBob! Dat Coralmander is mine for da snapping!
Young SpongeBob: I'll snap Coahmandeh, Patwick! You can just snap Pouwygon!
Young Patrick: Aw, but Puowygon will onwwy get me 50...GAAH!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Young Patrick: *sniffs* I still can't get past that "new grade smell", SpongeBob. *sniffs some more* Ewww, Stevie!

We pan over to see Stevie washing some underwear with a tub and a washboard.

Stevie: What?
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: My parents think it's best for my education and my mental health....whatever that means. We're going to Coco Bottom, near the Hawaiian Islands. I got your phone number so we can still call each other. I'll call you Thursday night, okay? (walking away) So...hola, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (sadly) Yeah, hola.
Randy: Hola!
Gillenburg: CUT! It's "aloha"!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Denzel: Hey, Patrick! (sniff of nasal spray) It's me, Denzel.
Patrick: Denzel? Is that you?
*suddenly Randy is sitting there*
Randy: Hola!
Patrick: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy, stop doing that!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob's mom: Don't forget to brush your ears and clean your teeth every morning, SpongeBob!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Frederick U. Nations: The winners of the BFF Club Essay Contest are...Producer Randy and El Zorro!
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie: WHAT?!
Producer Randy: (takes the trophy) YAY! iGracias, todos! {Thank you, everybody!}
Gillenburg: CUT! Come here, you little!
*comes over and starts strangling Randy in the style of Homer strangling Bart*
Randy: GAH! GAH! GAH!

Next:
From Here to Geek/Totally Tubular outtakes!
"A Very Spongey Christmas" representation -- Part 2!
 

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From Here to Geek/Totally Tubular outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: I want my own house!

SpongeBob and Patrick immediately did spit takes. Patrick spit water all over Stevie.

Stevie: Ah! Blech! Blech! Pooie!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Timbacks: Say, I don't think I've seen you around these parts. Where do you live, dear boy?

He pointed to his jellyfish home, which really shouldn't exist yet.

Stevie: Over there.
Gillenburg: CUT! (turns to Producer Randy) I told you it was a bad idea to shoot these sequences out of order!
Producer Randy: That was your idea.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Father: Here you go, son!
Son: Ten dollars?! Jerk!

He then kicked his father in the crotch and ran off.

Father: Ohhhhhhh! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong episode!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Workers: Okay! One...two...What comes after two?
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Patrick, got any...twos?
Patrick: Go fish!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you are cheating!
Patrick: How can I cheat at Go Fish? :P
Stevie: I'll show you how to cheat at Go Fish!
*strats choking Patrick in the manner of Homer strangling Bart*
Patrick: Gah! Gah! Gee!
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie, don't start getting violent!
Stevie: Sorry. I was kinda gettin' in the moment.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Two wet.
Stevie: Too dry.
Stevie: Too cold.
Stevie: Too hot.
Stevie: Too dirty.
Stevie: Too girly.
Stevie: That's a monkey. O_o
Monkey: Ooh-ooh! Aah-eee!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!

Stevie was making Scooter do push-ups. He was obviously enjoying this.

Stevie: Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Play dead!

Scooter immediately dropped to the floor and stuck his tongue out.

Stevie: Heh heh heh heh!
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie, stop fooling around!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Plankton: (takes out cloning helmet) For my partner, I'm gonna clone myself!

He pressed a button and Producer Randy popped out.

Producer Randy: Hola!
Plankton: AAAAHHHH!!!! (faints)
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy, why do you keep doing that?!
Randy: iEs divertido! {It's fun!}

Next: Spongetron 4018: Back in Time outtakes!
 

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Spongetron 4018: Back in Time outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevetron: Greetings Spongetron! Patron! What are you doing here so early?
Spongetron: Is everyone's VironTech busted?!
Patron: Cherries!
Gillenburg: CUT! Not yet!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevetron: (holding an hourglass necklace) A time pendant?
Sandtron: It can take any person, place, or thing from the past and bring it here!

Robot Narrator: FIVE MINUTES LATER

Instead of the town getting destroyed, we instead see this.

Gillenburg: CUT! That's the wrong footage!
Producer Randy: Lo sentimos. {Sorry.}

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Gillenburg: Action!
Ranktron: Hola, amigoes! What are you amigoes hasta?
Stevetron: We're using Sandtron's new time machine to go back and forward in time!
Ranktron: Oh, can I come?
Spongetron: Uh, three's a crowd, dude.
Patrick: (walking away) Awwwwww.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Spongetron: They all died because a show was cancelled?!
Stevetron: That's what I would do if they cancelled Yo, Andrew.
Douglas-Z: Same goes for me on the Pokmon anime.
Sudowoodo Tristin: Me too on the "My Little Pony" cartoon. :D
Douglas-Z: That's been cancelled for years. :P
Sudowoodo Tristin: Oh. *dies*
Gillenburg: CUT! Who let Douglas-Z's sister in here?!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patron: Cherries!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you left your box out again.
Patrick: Cherries!

SpongeBob opened up the box. Stevie's head popped out.

Stevie: I'm a monkey!
SpongeBob: GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!
Producer Randy: Hey, that's mi thing, and it ain't no thing but a chicken wing!
Stevie: Well, your "chicken wing thing" is kinda fun, so i decided to try it for once.
Gillenburg: *sigh* I hate my life.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Planktron: ...and then drop something heavy on Squidtron's head so Krabtron and Spongetron will rush over to him, leaving the Patty Vault unguarded so I can finally steal a patty and take it back to my lab...since he's hungry. And then I'll steal another one to take back to my laboratory for analysis!
Karentron: Something heavy? You mean like an anvil?
Planktron: An anvil? What's that?
Karentron: Analyzing: an anvil is a primate that has a tail and eats bananas. It lives in tropical forests and is used constantly in the outtakes for the 8-9th seasons of this show.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's a monkey!
Planktron: I'm a monkey?! (starts crying)
Karentron: Oh, brother.

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Well, we stopped Plankton, saved the world, and got to see...the future. What else is there to left to say?
Patrick: *opens his mouth to say something*
Spongetron: Besides "cherries".
Patrick and Patron: Awwww....
Ranktron: Usted no todos son piratas en absoluto. Los monos verdes. iFuzzy conejitos de conduccin en la piscina! El Mago de Oz es una extraa pelcula. Algo va a pasar a SpongeBob en el ltimo episodio de la temporada Diez! iMi nombre es Jambalaya!
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy!
Randy (Ranktron): Heh-heh-heh-heh.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Various kids: Pocket Monsters Diamond! Pocket Monsters Pearl! Mukubird! Korinku! Sheimi! Naetle! Pochama! Hikozaru! DA MONKEYZ!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Who's the kid that said that?!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patron: No! Spongetron, hurry!

Spongetron set the time machine to "2007 - Actual Year" just as they were pulled into the vortex.

-

We now looked at the shore of a lake, surrounded by an iron wall. Suddenly, a pink Sedan drove up with a giant silo tied to the top. Plopper the Pig from The Simpsons Movie jumped out of the car, sniffed the ground, and immediately started digging. Homer Simpson walked over.

Homer Simpson: What is it, boy?

Plopper snorted as he pulled out the time machine.

Homer: Oooooooooh.

For a brief moment, we see an X-ray of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie's petrified skeletions underground.

Homer: I wonder if it makes donuts.

He pushed down the top of the time machine, causing it to start activating. Homer then screamed as he and Plopper were zapped away along with the time machine.

Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong animated movie!

Next: Who Framed Stevie?/A Suffering Artist/Puff Mama outtakes!
 

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Who Framed Stevie?/A Suffering Artist/Puff Mama outtakes

Plankton: Clem, that's your cue! Come on out!
Clem's voice: I feel ridiculous, Cousin Plankton!
Plankton: Come on! I spent all night making that costume!
Clem's voice: Wait! Who are you? What are you doing?! STOP! YOUR HANDS ARE COLD!

Clem was pushed out. He was dressed in a brown puppy outfit.

Plankton: What the...
Clem: This is humiliating.
Gillenburg: CUT! Clem, what happened?!
*we hear Randy laughing evilly from inside the dressing tent*
Gillenburg: Randy!

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Gillenburg: Action!

As soon as Plankton snook into the Krusty Krab, a buket of water fell on him.

Plankton: Hey, this isn't water, this is...strawberry juice?
Gillenburg: CUT! Who replaced the gas with strawberry juice?!
Stevie and Randy: (pointing to each other) He did it! (to each other) What?! Why would I do it?!
Stevie: (at the same time as Randy) I have been a loyal cast member longer then you have! What the, are you calling me a liar!? I bet your mother bought you that sombrero! And who wears cargo shorts this time of year?! I have to say that I...
Randy: (at the same time as Stevie) You always do this to me! Si, for just uno episodo! iSi, he dicho! {Yes, I said it!} Oh, I ain't callin tu for cena {dinner}! You are a masturbarse {jerk}! You should learn to take responsibility for your actions! I'll have you know cargo shorts are very festive where I...
Gillenburg: STOP IT! You're both going on probation!
Stevie and Randy: Bu...bu...he did it...

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Gillenburg: Action!

"Stevie the Jellyfish's Name Cleared" (shows him cheering)
Patrick: Stevie's a free man...

"Kidnapper Planning His Next Plan" (shows Plankton laughing evilly)
SpongeBob: Plankton's back to his old tricks...

"Arthur Pendragon New King of Far Far Away" (shows Artie holding up the crown from Shrek the Third)
SpongeBob and Patrick: What the...

Gillenburg: CUT! Who's been switching newspapers between Bikini Bottom and Far Far Away?!
Stevie and Randy: (pointing to each other) He did it! (to each other) What?!
Stevie: (at the same time as Randy) You are getting on my last nerve! Hey, stop calling me that! Oh yeah, real mature. You're a baby, man! A sick twisted...
Randy: (at the same time as Stevie) I hate you! You're a simple little mamma's boy! (prancing around) Momma's boy! Momma's boy! A baby?! Me?! Tu eres... {You are...}
Gillenburg: CUT IT OUT! You're both this close to being fired!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: It's time to get serious!

He went back to painting and stroking and at times, dumping the paint can over the painting, until eventually he had a painting that was a portrait of Albert Einstein.

Gillenburg: CUT!
Stevie: Sorry.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Mrs. Puff: (pulling her hair) Hit the brake, SpongeBob!!! WATCH THE TREE!!! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: (starts shaking Mrs. Puff; in Mr. Fittz's voice) Mrs. Puff, Mrs. Puff! Settle down! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Krabs: Wait! Here's your pay.

He held out a penny. Froggy looked at the penny.

Froggy: Uh...what is this thing?
Mr. Krabs: (dumbfounded) It's a penny.
Froggy: (takes penny) A penny?! Rip-off artist! (kicks Mr. Krabs's shin and runs off)
Mr. Krabs: OW! My shin!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
*in Mrs. Puff's hallucination*
SpongeBob: (fire builds up in the background) I'm gonna get my driver's license. (tries to break a carrot but it won't break) Heh-heh...Eh-heht...won't...brea-heak! (starts laughing)
Gillenburg: CUT! Someone get this kid a weaker carrot!

Next: Dandy Sandy/Web Surfer/Quack outtakes!
 

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Dandy Sandy/Web Surfer/Quack outtakes

Dandy Sandy

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: My turn!

He spun the wheel.

Announcer: Stevie the Jellyfish, you get the spend the entire day with...Donkey!
Stevie: What? :thumbsup:
Donkey: (from the Shrek films) It's spicy!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!

Everyone started to snicker.

SpongeBob: Why is everyone snickering? Is my underwear showing?
*SpongeBob's pants suddenly drop*
Sandy: (giggling) Yes!
Gillenburg: CUT!
SpongeBob: (blushing) I knew I shoulda buckled 'em.

Web Surfer

Patrick: (pause) I don't really know. I heard Sandy say that once. *McDonald's flag background behind him* But, we are the dogs! AND WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY!!!

It zooms out to show Stevie is holding a McDonald's flag behind him.

Stevie: I found this in your closet. What should I do with it?
Gillenburg: CUT! That's the wrong flag!
Stevie: Sorry.
Gillenburg: *groans*

Quack

Gillenburg: Action!
Mrs. Puff: Why, hello, Sponge...
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *hides inside Patrick's shorts; pause* Ewww, gross!
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, don't tell me you forgot your underwear again!
Patrick: Okay, I won't.
*Mrs. Puff slowly backs away*

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Gillenburg: Action!
Kelp Monster: (drops down) But you won't be!

Stevie catapulted the Kelp Monster with a tree. He crashed into the river and turned back into....Producer Randy. O_o

Producer Randy: (immediately wakes up) Hola!
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy!

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THE ALTERNATE ENDING FOR QUACK, WHICH WOULD LATER BE FEATURED IN THE FINAL EPISODE

Stevie: OK, whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you seriously telling me you've been seperated from your mom for over SEVEN YEARS?!!?
Marissa: Fwaid so.
Stevie: But...most pond ducks in Kelp Forest usually have a six-year lifespan.
Marissa: Weally?

Stevie noded.

Marissa: Oh. Uh oh.

She quickly aged into an adult duck and then died and turned into a chicken dinner. Stevie picked it up as his stomach started rumbling.

Stevie: Hm, I didn't really lunch today. *pause* Eh, what the heck?

He ate the chicken dinner in one bite.

Stevie: (after swallowing it) Mm, needs salt.

Then all of a sudden, the Kelp Monster grabbed him with one of his tentacles and swallowed him whole.

Kelp Monster: Mm, needs salt.

Then, something bit his tentacle and suddenly sucked him down. We look down to see it was Ash's Pikachu, who swallowed the Kelp Monster whole.

Ash's Pikachu: Pika pika. {Mm. Needs salt.}

Next: Under My Rock/Dandy Sandy Candy/ST4018: Doughnut!/Friendly Leaves outtakes!
 

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For the final three scenes, I'm gonna be combining fic outtakes together.

Under My Rock/Dandy Sandy Candy/ST4018: Doughnut!/Friendly Leaves outtakes

Under My Rock

Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Timbacks: ..this rubber band!
Patrick: (snapping rubber band repeatedly) Ooh, rubber band. The ultimate source of joy...and pain. (accidentally snaps it against his finger) OW!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, stop physically hurting yourself!
Stevie: (suddenly pops up) I told you those things are dangerous!

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Gillenburg: Action!

It was now nighttime. We cut to Patrick tossing and turning in his rock.

Patrick: Zzzzzzzzzz.....I'm a monk....zzzzzzzzz.....

A grappling hook burst into the cieling. Mr. Timbacks swung down from it in a ninja suit.

Mr. Timbacks: (takes off his mask; whispering) If I can deface his entire rock, that'll probably convince him to buy my mansion!

Then the grappling hook snapped and he crashed onto the ground.

Patrick: (wakes up) Yoshi's Island for the Nintendo DS! (falls back asleep)
Mr. Timbacks: (phews) Time to get to work.

He pulled out a bamboo stick and started jabbing the cieling with it. This caused the cieling to loosen and crack. Just one small movement would send the whole thing tumbling down.

Next, he snuck over tho the bed. Using a Douglas-Z-style chaisnaw, he sawed a hole in Patrick's bed. He then pulled out all the springs and replaced them with a huge rough boulder. Patrick showed signs of discomfort.

Patrick: You are a pirate....zzzzzzz.....
Gillenburg: Alright, that's it, CUT!
Patrick: (wakes up) Huh? Wha-
Gillenburg: That's it, I'm never gonna ask you to ad-lib again.
Patrick: (rubbing his eye) Oh, I wasn't ad-libbing. I fell asleep while I was waiting for the take, and uh...what were we talking about? (falls asleep)

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Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Timbacks: Can't we just come to a deal? What if I gave you a pet rock to love and care for? Come on! Isn't there something we can work out!
Patrick: (as Timbacks is talking) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! (once Timbacks finishes talking; in his face) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala............
Mr. Timbacks: Umm...you can stop now.
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick!
Patrick: (in Gillenburg's face) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Randy: (mouth full) I'll take it.
Mr. Timbacks: Sold!
Randy: Yay! (runs towards the mansion) Finalmente, un hogar a llamar mi muy posee! Oh, da feliz! {Finally, a home to call my very own! Oh, happy day!} (bumps into the mansion, which is actually a backdrop) Owwww.
Gillenburg: CUT! I thought I specifically said to build the set, not make a backdrop of it!
Randy: (getting up) Well, um, see, the thing is...Dave kinda gambled all the money from the Set Design budget at the Mauville Game Corner, and he lost it all. But thankfully, we were able to spend half of the art budget to make this backdrop!
Gillenburg: Grrrrrrr...I hate you people! (throws a used Christmas tree at Randy)
Randy: (from underneath the tree) Tis the season...

Dandy Sandy Candy

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick and Stevie: You're up first.

SpongeBob walked over and spun the wheel. The arrow knocked off the cosntruction paper, and it landed on Squidward.

SpongeBob: AAH!

TAKE TWO

SpongeBob spun the wheel. The arrow landed on Stevie.

SpongeBob: D'oh!
Stevie: Yay!

TAKE THREE

SpongeBob spun the wheel. The arrow landed on Homer Simpson.

SpongeBob: Gah-gee! Make it stop!

TAKE SIXTY-NINE

SpongeBob tiredly spun the wheel. The arrow slowly landed on Squidward...again. SpongeBob passed out from exhaustion.

Gillenburg: CUT! I give up!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: You're the one who made the Wheel of Friendship and got me spending the day with Sandy and getting teased by everyone in the first place!
Patrick: Aw, darn, you're right.
SpongeBob: Sandy and I would still probably be friends if you HADN'T EVER EXISTED!!!!

Patrick just stared.

SpongeBob: What are you doing?
Patrick: I'm waiting for my eyes to water.
Gillenburg: CUT! You were supposed to use the Acting Tears, Patrick!
Patrick: Acne Tears? I don't want acne!
Gillenburg: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Yeah, see? You were just too scared to come out of your cacoon. But you are no longer a caterpillar my friend, you are now a beuatiful butterfly!!! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! You-hoo!G Hoo-hoo-woo-hoo! Woo...
SpongeBob: Patrick, you can stop now.
Gillenburg: CUT!

ST4018: Doughnut!

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevetron: But what if it's timed?! Hmmmm. Better feel around for a timer.

He started squeezing the doughnut, feeling around. Then the jelly from it squirted in his eyes. He started running around in circles.

Stevetron: AUUGGHHH!!! IT JUST SQUIRTED FOUL LIQUID IN MY EYES!!! Wait, I don't have any eyes.
Gillenburg: CUT!

Friendly Leaves

Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm...how am I to be sure you didn't do something to this contraption? Let's see now...SpongeBob is a nerd.
SpongeBob: Huh?

The LD flashed green. Everyone started laughing, even SpongeBob.

Gillenburg: CUT!

---

Gillenburg: Action!

We look up to see SpongeBob had stapled himself to the cieling using the "toy stapler" Plankton gave him to cover up what he and Squidward were whispering about. Suddenly, the staples gave in and he fell off.

SpongeBob: Owwww...
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Plankton: I took a lie detector test, didn't I?
SpongeBob: And you did not tinker it in any way?

He grabbed the LD and pulled out a McDonald's Happy Meal toy.

SpongeBob: What the...
Plankton: (nervous) I can explain!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

Next scene: SpongeBob Who?/My Shorts/Kranky outtakes!
 

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SpongeBob Who?/My Shorts/Kranky outtakes

SpongeBob Who?

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Show me what you already know!

Patrick ran up to the talest coral tree nearby and jumped down. He held his hand down ready to a karate chop at SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

He finally landed several feet away from SB.

Patrick: Owwww...
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!

Stevie, with his face now completely covered in Krabby beef, tapped Patrick's shoulder. Patrick sighed and ripped the beef-covered tape off his mouth...along with part of his lip and his tongue.

Stevie: OHHHHHHHH...(rips off his mouth to reveal it was fake) Fooled ya.
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie, stop fooling around!

My Shorts

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: But it's time to unwind, get down, and go to bed! As soon as I take off my...

Then he looked down. The camera finally revealed that he was wearing his shorts.

Patrick: ...shorts?
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, you were supposed to take them off!
Patrick: I know, but ti's chilly out there! I could've caught cold.

Kranky

Gillenburg: Action!

Stevie walked over to patrick, set a table up, and placed the watermeleon on it. He got ready to smash it, but instead jabbed himself in the eye. Patrick started laughing.

Stevie: Why, you little! (starts strangling Patrick) I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Gillenburg: CUT! Do you guys want Matt Groening to sue us?![sup]1[/sup]

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Gillenburg: Action!
Imitation Krabs: YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS WANT A JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB AND I KEEP SAYING NO.
Patrick: No.
Imitation Krabs: YES YOU DO.
Patrick: No, I don't.
Imitation Krabs: YES YOU DO.
Patrick: No, I don't!
Imitation Krabs: YES YOU DO.
Patrick: No, I don't!
Imitation Krabs: NO YOU DON'T.
Patrick: No, I don't-I mean, DAGG! PRONOUN CONFUSION!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: There he is, ladies and gentlefish! My best slackeh, Patick "Rockin'" Star!

Everyone turned around and cheered. A spotlight shown on patrick.

Patrick: (covering his eyes) Aaaghh! IT BURNS! (as his eyeballs burn up) AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

Final scene: Steve-a-Go-Go/A Tail of Two Snails outtakes!

[sup]1[/sup]Somebody's gonna get sued by Matt Groening in a later fic... :P
 

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SAGG and ATOTS are both double-length episodes, so normally, I would do 10 outtakes for each of them, but just because I'm combining them together, I'm doing 5 each.

Steve-a-Go-Go/A Tail of Two Snails outtakes

Steve-a-Go-Go

Alien Commander from Steve-a-Go-Go: Take 78. Action.

Out of nowhere, Stevie suddenly brust out of one of his windows and start jumping around all over the place. A distorted version of the Foster's theme song started to play.

Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta...

Then, he bumped into Patrick's rock.

Stevie: Ow! Gotta go...to the hospital!
Alien Commander: CUT! I think we should just give up on this scene and invade New Orleans!


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Alien Commander: Action.
Man: You won't get away! (looks down at girl) Nancy! Say something!
Nancy: I'm a monkey. You're a Goofy Goober. Whee!
Man: Doctor, what's wrong?


The Doctor examined Nancy.

Doctor: I'm afraid we're too late, boys. They've sucked out her straw!

Patrick stuffed down his popcorn as he watched. Just then, Stevie came and crashed into the screen.

Stevie: Um...ow?
Alien Commander: CUT. I counted three different errors in this scene. You people sicken me.


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Alien Commander: Action, whatever.
Stevie: Oooh, nice Mexican pelt, Squiddy. Impressing the ladies, are ya? Rowr. (goes back to rampage) Gotta go, gotta go...
Squidward: ...Mexican pelt?


He turned around to reveal that Producer Randy had chomped onto the back of his head.

Squidward: GET OFF MY HEAD, SENOR‼

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Alien Commander: Action.

Patrick struggled to pull out the ham radio. He managed, but he also pulled out a huge part of the cockpit.

Patrick: Oops.
SpongeBob: (offscreen) My boatmobile!
Alien Commander: CUT! Good going, starfish! You just cost us another $180!
Patrick: I like Stephanie better.


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Alien Commander: Action. Like I should even bother.
SpongeBob: Let's go, Stevie.
Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go!
Patrick: Wha-what are you doing? The aliens are coming to get him! You know not what you are doing, sponge?! YOU ARE DOOMING US ALL!!!!
Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta...OH, MAN!
Alien Commander: CUT! What is it now?!
Stevie: I seriously DO gotta go‼ GAH!
*dashes into the women's restroom; a woman's scream is heard*
*Stevie is kicked out*
Stevie: I saw things in there that I shouldn't have seen. :shiftyninja:


A Tail of Two Snails

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: I've gotta tell everyone!

We cut to him bursting into Stevie's bedroom, where he woke up Stevie and Coral.

Patrick: STEVIE‼
Stevie: AAH!
*falls out of ebd and lands on Coral; breaking her shell*
Coral: MRROW!
Stevie: Oops. Sorry, Coral.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Jerry the Pet Shop Clerk: Welcome to Pets n' Things! How may I help you?
Patrick: I want a pet.
Jerry: No problem!
*throws a rock at Patrick*
Patrick: OW!
Gillenburg: CUT! What is wrong with you?!
Jerry: (laughing) Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Patrick: Oww...

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Gillenburg: Action!

SpongeBob and Stevie were setting up sleeping bags inside Patrick's rock.

SpongeBob: (walks over to Patrick, whom is fluffing his pillow) Patrick, why do you want us to sleep over with you?

Just then, his pillow exploded and fathers landed everywhere.

SpongeBob: Wow.
Gillenburg: CUT! SpongeBob, next time be a little gentler with the pillow fluffing!
Stevie: That was cool!

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Gillenburg: Action!

Stevie suddenly dropped upside-down in front of SpongeBob.

Stevie: Wait, that's it!
SpongeBob: AAAHHH!!!!
Stevie: (falls down) AAAHHH!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Guys, get ready to meet...my new snail!

He pulled off the paper bag. They all gasped. We cut over to see it was...Producer Randy crouching down eating cubed cheese. :P

Producer Randy: (standing up) Hola, amigoes!
Gillenburg: CUT! Get outta here, idiote! (throws a ball of jack cheese at Randy)

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We see Patchy laughing at the outtake.

Patchy: Ohh, that Producer Randy just never learns, does he, kids?

Suddenly, his breathing piece gurgled up.

Gillenburg: (turns around to Patchy) What's the matter with you?
Patchy: My time's up! Gotta go‼

He rushed out of the studio past the receptionist and her many admirers. As his breathing piece gurgled up and he held his breath, he swam up to the surface. As soon as he got to the surface of the water, he was lvie-action again.

Patchy: Well, kids, I hope you enjoyed that behind the scenes look with the SpongeBob cast and crew, and those hilarious outtakes! I gotta go! See ya! Man, what's this in my hat?

He lifted up his hat. Water rushed out, followed by a giant anchor which knocked out Patchy,s wooping him back into the water, leaving his aht on the surface.

End of Behind the Scenes with SpongeBob and Friends
 
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