Behind the Scenes with SpongeBob and Friends

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Interview With The Crew!

Patchy: Alright, kids, now that we've interviewed every member of the regular cast, it's time for a short interview with (big manly voice) the crew of SpongeBob SquarePants. (regular voice) Now you may think that by "crew", we're just interviewing the creator of the show, writers, all those guys, blibbidy-blabbity-jumba-jumba-lickilicky, but no! This is an in-depth interview! We're gonna interview the sound mixers, the camera operators, right down to the executive producer! (puts on a pair of sunglasses and a director's cap; manly voice) Let us go and interview!

*bubble transition*

Patchy: (EXTREME CLOSEUP to the camera) And now, live from my little world, it's...the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants!!!
*pans over*
Stephanie Gillenburg (Creator): Must you do that on film?
Patchy: Uhhh...I don't have to.
Gillenburg: Just hurry. I have to go to a screening of the "Walk in the Sponge" short pretty soon.
Patchy: So, um, how did you first get the idea of SpongeBob SquarePants?
Gillenburg: Well, um, I...don't...remember, actually.
Patchy: WHAT?!!? YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW YOU FIRST CONCIEVED THE IDEA OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CARTOON IN THE US AND THE UK?!!?
Gillenburg: Y-yes?
Patchy: Eh, I believe it. Do you do any voices on the show?
Gillenburg ("Karen the Computer Wife"): (with Karen's voice) I've heard this joke before.
Patchy: Um, what is your favorite episode?
Gillenburg: Oh yeah, there's so many good ones, it's hard to choose. I might have to go with "Who Framed Stevie", because it was probably the most cinematic of all the episodes.
Clem: (footage from Who Framed Stevie?; squeaky voice) I am Stevie the...purple...thingy.
Patchy: Can you tell us anything about this "Big Road Trip" movie you got coming up?
Gillenburg: No.
Patchy: Please? Pretty please?!
Gillenburg: No!
Pathcy: What if I bake some cookies?!
Gillenburg: Nu...what kind of cookies?
Patchy: Peanut butter.
Gillenburg: NO!
Patchy: ARRGHH!!!!

*bubble transition*

Patchy: I'd like you kids to meet Ron Cenney and Tim Front.
"Ron Cenney and Tim Front
Writers"

Ron Cenney: Hi.
Tim Front: Cmo ests?
Patchy: They're the writers of the show. Where do you get your funny jokes that use on the show?!
*cut to show them wearing goofy hats and clown noses*
Ron Cenney: I don't know.
*Tim Front squeaks his nose*

*bubble transition*

Patchy: Edward Callshur is not only the man behind Squidward Tentacles, he's also one of the composers on the show.
Edward Callshur ("Squidward Tentacles", Composer): What's up, kids?
Patchy: He writes the music for the show, along with Moe Zart and Ron Cenney's wife, Mill Villey!
Moe Zart and Mill Conney-Villey (Composers): Hey there!
Patchy: With a hum-dee-dee and a doo-doo-dah...
Moe Zart: You're not funny.
Patchy: Ugh.

*bubble transition*

Patchy: Of course, you already know that Randy Annoa is the producer of the show...
Randy Annoa ("Producer Randy", Producer): Hola, muchachos!
Patchy: Moving along...
Randy: Hey!

*bubble transition*

Patchy: Ray Grommet is the boom operator of the show.
"Boom" Grommet (Boom Operator): Just call me "Boom".
Patchy: The boom operator is the one who holds the microhpone, known as the boom, above the camera.
Plankton: (footage from Mermaidman and Barnacleboy VI: The Motion Picture) I thought Sandy was the boom operator!
Sandy: Did someone say boom?! (blows up Mermaidman and Barnacleboy)

*bubble transition*

Patchy: There are three camera operators on SpongeBob. There's Alan Onoo...
Alan Onoo (Camera One Operator): Hola.
Patchy: Debra Sodd...
Debra Sodd (Camera Two Operator): (waving) Hi!
Patchy: ...and Rio Seart.
Rio Seart (Camera Three Operator): How are you kids doing out there? (very long pause) I said...HOW ARE YOU KIDS DOING?!!? ANSWER ME!!! (bites off the camera lens)

*static*

Patchy: This is the sound mixer for the show. Her name is Sonda M_oozick.
Sonda M_oozick (Sound Mixer, Foley Artist): Hi guys!
Patchy: She's the sound mixer and foley artist, so she does all the sound mixing and the sound effects for the show!
Sonda: (speaks only in common sound effects, such as the bleep and slide whistle)

*bubble transition*

Patchy: Who are you?
Dave Hudd Lazeman (Executive Producer): I'm Dave Hudd Lazeman.
Patchy: So what do you do?
Dave Hudd: Um...nothing.
*pause*
Dave Hudd: What?
Patchy: You bore me.

We then cut to Patchy running out of the studio.

Patchy: (crying) MOMMY!!! THE MEAN MAN IS BORING ME!!!
*Dave Hudd also runs out*
Dave Hudd: What?

*iris out on Dave Hudd*

Narrator: (over black) Oh boy, what losers. But stay tuned after the commercials!

*commercial break*

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Narrator: And Now It's Time for Something Completely Different!

Patchy: Hi, kids! You know what my favorite part of any behind-the-scenes special is? The outtakes! That's why I'm going to be giving you outtakes from every single episode of the 8th and 9th seasons of SPongeBob SquarePants!

^_~ :O :O :O :O

Pet Lovers Everywhere/Clean Your Shell! outtakes

Director Stephanie Gillenburg: Action!
Crazy Joe: You, tubby. Show me your pet.
*Patrick brings up Rocky*
Patrick: His name is Rocky.
Crazy Joe: That's a rock.
Patrick: He is not! Why you... (uses Rocky to knock out Crazy Joe)
Crazy Joe: How I love ya, how I love ya... (faints)
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, stop using that rock as a weapon!
(pause)
Patrick: This is a rock?

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Come on, Gary! You gotta have muscles! You gotta have muscles on your eyelashes! You gotta have muscles on your armpits! You gotta have muscles on your toenails! You gotta have muscles on your shell! Your eyestalks! Your lungs! Your Nintendo DS! Your BRAINS!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! (whacks SpongeBob with a frying pan)

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Gillenburg: Action!
Gary: Meow, meow! {I'm doomed!}
*just then, the huge landfill falls onto Gary, drowning him*
Gary: (muffled; from inside) Meow meow!
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Actually, he payed me a $20 to clean his shell while he went out to paly.
SpongeBob: Well, Gary, I'll be mad after I see how Patrick did!
*he held up the shell. Nothing.*
SpongeBob: Um...uh...(puts the shell back down)...I'll...be mad after I see how Patrick did!
*holds up the shell again. Nothing, again.*
SpongeBob: What the barnacles?!
Gillenburg: CUT! What happened to all the junk inside the shell?! Patrick!!!
*cuts to show Patrick heavily fat, chewing gruel in his mouth*
Patrick: What? I was getting kinda hungry, so I decided to, uh...am I fired for this?

BTTNO.

Stay tuned for: Chocolate With Nuts 2 outtakes!
 

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As you know, I've recently started to input outtakes into all of my fics. This is my sorta way for covering for all of the previous fics.

They Would Never Say That! isn't getting outtakes. I just can't picture how outtakes for an alternate reality episode could work.

Chocolate With Nuts 2 outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: (reading) This month's entrepeuner of the month is...PRODUCER RANDY?!!?
*pan over to Randy*
Producer Randy: SI!!! It is mi, Producer Randy! MUWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! What the heck?!!?

---

THE EXTENDED SCENE OF PATRICK SINGING
Squidward: How do those two numbskulls do it? They're perfect entrepueners, and they spell at a fourth-grade level!
Patrick:C-H-A-K-L-I-T is D-E-L-E-S-H-I-S! With a side of F-R-Y-Y-Z from ol' M-I-K-D-A-N-U-L-D-S.♪ Ooh, and a cheeseburger. Heh heh.
Squidward: Make that a first-grade level.
Patrick:...and my name is...P-A-T-R-E-K-K!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
*Squidward is rubbing the Barnacle Chip on his head*
Squidward: Woo-hoo! I finally discovered a way to grow hair! (pause) Except my head feels a little bit weird.
*sound of something crisping*
Squidward: My head feels all...spicy. My-my-my head's on fire! I'm-I'm-I'm not kidding! AAAHHHH!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Alright... (turns to the crew) ...who dabbed hot ice vapor rub all over the Barnacle Chip?
Stevie: (points at Producer Randy) It was him.
Randy: Usted poco traidor. {You little traitor.}
Gillenburg: You people stink!!!
*throws a rock at Producer Randy, knocking him out*
Stevie: SCORE!

---

LOL, Chocolate with Nuts 2 was before either Stevie and Randy were introduced into the fan series. :ph34r:

Stay tuned for: Sleepover at Patrick's outtakes!
 

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Sleepover at Patrick's outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Wormpile!
*he flicks the lights on and tries to dogpile on Gary, but he misses and hits the floor*
SpongeBob: Owwww....
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Brush, brush, brush. Brushing everywhere! Brush your feet! Brush your armptis! Brush your...(gets the brush stuck in his earlobe)...your...your...AAAHHH!!!! It's stuck in my ear! Help! Help!
Gillenburg: Oy vey, CUT!
SpongeBob: Huh? What?

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Voice: SpongeBob SquarePants who?
SpongeBob: Stevie, get out of there! We're going to Patrick's for a sleepover!
*Stevie drops the door on top of SpongeBob*
SpongeBob: GAAAGGHH!!!
Stevie: Oh. Oops.
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Repairman (Frogurt Jimmy): My wife hates me! She left me for that lifeguard! I live out of my car and my kids are failing kindergarten! I myself never truly graduated kindergarten! I cheated my way through elementary school! I don't even know how to spell the word "dog"!!! (crying)
Gillenburg: CUT! Froggy, I did not ask for that much, just some snippets!
Frogurt Jimmy: Well, well it's true, you know! (resumes crying)
Gillenburg: I hate my life.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: I'm coming for ya, Gary!
*he gets beamed upon Marc, Chris, and Jared's UFO*
Stevie: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!?
Marc: I am Marc and these are my comrads, Chris and Jared.
Chris: Comrads?
Jared: Me siento insultado, Chris. {I feel insulted, Chris.}
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong episode!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Toe peeker?
SpongeBob: Hey, I'm a toepick. I'm a hot toe picker.
Patrick: I wanna bite my toe until it cries! (starts munching on his toe)
Gillenburg: CUT!
Patrick: Why? You said we were gonna ad-lib this entire intermission short.
Gillenburg: I know, but that was just going too far.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: When was the last time you cleaned this place, Patrick?!
Patrick: (drinking Diet Dr. Kelp) Oh, I don't know. A few months maybe.
*finishs his soda, smushes the can, and throws it at SpongeBob*
SpongeBob: Ow!
Patrick: Heh heh. Heh heh.
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, that wasn't in the script!
Patrick: Well I thought it would be funnier. We need more funny in this show!
*accidentally falls to the ground*
Patrick: Owwww...
SpongeBob: That was funny.
*Patrick holds up a truce sign as Gillenburg sighs*

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Well, you shouldn't have undressed before we brushed our teeth.
*SpongeBob gets out a knife from his back pocket, aiming it at Patrick*
Patrick: DON'T DO IT, SPONGEBOB!!!!
SpongeBob: NO! I must do what I do!
*he throws the knife, but Patrick ducks and it instead hits Stevie, standing behind them drinking a can of soda, on the nose*
Stevie: Ouch.
Gillenburg: CUT! SpongeBob, you weren't supposed to actually throw it!
SpogneBob: I wasn't? That's what the script said.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: (trying to wake him up) Patrick! Patrick, wake up! Patrick!
*Patrick is in a deep sleep*
SpongeBob: Patrick!
*He attempts to throw the digital clock at Patrick, but it misses and hits Producer Randy, knocking him out*
Producer Randy: (holding up a truce flag) Oysh.
Gillenburg: CUT! What's he doing here?!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: THAT WAS THE WORST SLEEPOVER EVER, PATRICK!!!!!! YOUR SNORING KEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT LONG!!! I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE!!! NOGEE SAGA SASQUATCH!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong episode! Again!
SpongeBob: Well, it's kinda hard to remember which line is in which episode, you know.
*Gillenburg sighs again*

---

Stay tuned for: SpongeBob Goes to Mexico outtakes!
 

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SpongeBob Goes to Mexico outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: I can't believe SpongeBob told me to get a workout video. What does he think I am, fat?!!?
*he pan down to his belly, and in that one, it's quite...thin :P*
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, this was the worst possible time to start going on your diet!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Gill-ad: Mi nombre es Gill-ad, y estoy aqu para entretener a usted por la lectura de este libro. Se llama "El Pequeo Cordero Vino Llorando a Casa". Empecemos. "rase una vez, en una tierra muy muy lejana ..."
Patrick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong video...I think. O_o

---

THE EXTENDED CORAL SOLDIER POURYGON SCENE
Air Ketchup: WAAAHHH!!! Vaccine urchins!
*Roark and Myst gasp*
Roark: Oh, no! We'll be done for!
Air Ketchup: Seakachu, bubblebeam those urchins!

Then Patrick walked in.

Weedasea: (on TV) Weeda weeda!
Patrick: SpongeBob, I want to learn Spanish!
SpongeBob: Why?
Patrick: Cause I just watched a workout video in Spanish and I want to learn Spanish like Gill-ad!
SpongeBob: Well, Stevie can teach you.
Stevie: S, esto es verdad. Soy un experto a propsito de...
Seakachu: Seaka...chuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
(we hear a huge explosion)
Stevie: (gets a seizure) Aaaaahhhh....Los erizos, que perjudica a los ojos de m. (faints)
Myst: (on TV) You did it, Seakachu! You saved us all!
Seakachu: Seakachu!
Dr. Arribaboon: My lab! My lab! My beautiful lab!

---

THE EXTENDED ROAD TRIP SCENE
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: Not yet.
Stevie: Well, are we there yet?
SpongeBob: (sigh) No.
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Stevie: Really?
SpongeBob: No!
Patrick: (waking up) Huh, wha, are we there yet?
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: (imitating him as he's talking) Are we there yet?
Stevie/SpongeBob: Hey, that's not so funny.
Stevie/SpongeBob: Oh, that's so immature.
Stevie/SpongeBob: See, this is why nobody likes fry cooks.
Stevie/SpongeBob: Alright, your loss.
Stevie: I am just gonna stop talking!
Patrick: Fianlly!
Stevie: Aw man, I'm just so bored and there's no in-flight movie or nothing! NUTTIN' AT ALL!
Patrick: Find a way to entertain yourself, then.
Stevie: -POP- -POP- -POP-
SpongeBob: Stevie, for five minutes, can you not copy Shrek? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!!?
Stevie: -POP-
Patrick: AAAAHHH!!! Are we there yet?!!?

---

Gillenburg: Action!
*SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, and Gary walked outside of C.E.D.P.P.D.F.M, all wearing sombreroes*
Stevie: Wow, can you believe you get these free sombreroes just for enrolling? I am in cielo!
*Randy comes out, wearing Squidward's "sea bear appearal" from The Camping Episode*
Randy: Hola, amigos! *starts making chimpanzee noises while playing the clarinet really badly and stomping his feet*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, and Gary: (running away) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Randy: Qu? Is it my breath?
*he is suddenly surrounded by literally a million sea bears*
Randy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*he starts getting mauled by them*
Gillenburg: CUT! Why does he do this to me?!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Brush, brush, brush. Brushing everywhere! Brush your feet! Brush your armptis! Brush your...(brush gets stuck in his ear)...your...your, di-di...AAAAHHH!!!! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
Gillenburg: CUT! Not again!
Stevie: (drooling) Babble and drool!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Randy: For today's first lesson, we will begin with comptage.
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) Un, deux, trois. Un, deux, trois. Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's French, you idiot!
Randy: Quoi? Impossible!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Randy: For today's first lesson, we will begin with zhlen.
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) Eins, zwei, drei. Eins, zwei, drei. Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's German, piggy boy!
Randy: Was?! Are you kidding me, frau?

---

Gillenburg: (sigh) Action, whatever.
Randy: で、今日の最初のレッスンを、私たちは始まるカウントします。
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) ワン、ツー、スリーます。ワン、ツー、スリーます。 Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU ばか {idiot}!!!
Randy: *runs away, crying*

---

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HECK THIS IS, BUT IT WAS ON THE SPONGEBOB GOES TO MEXICO CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, SO...
*we see Randy in a Spider-Man costume with a sombrero*
Randy: (gasp) Mi taco senses are tingling! Butler! Llvalo a m!
*Stevie is seen wheeling in a cheesy taco car with a spider ornament on top*
Stevie: Right away, Master Randy.
Randy: No temis, good citizens of Fondo Mexicano! Spider-Taco is here to guardar el da! To the Taco-Mobile!
*he jumps in and drives, only for the Taco-Mobile to splat into the wall*
Randy: Owwwwwww.
Stevie:Spider-Taco, Spider-Taco, does whatever a taco-eating spider guy does! Can he drive the Taco-Mobile properly, no he can't, he's an idiote. Look out, here comes Spider-Taco!
Randy: I blame comic books for this.

---

Stay tuned for: SpongeBob CablePants outtakes!
 

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SpongeBob CablePants outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Mr. Seadragis: And the billions of sand dollars I'll be making won't hurt either!
Stevie: I hate ocean developers! Boo!
*he throws a handful of seacorn at the cablebox, but it misses and bounces off the wall, splatting Stevie in the eye*
Stevie: GAH! My eye! AAH!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: SpongeBob, you haven't been eating those Kelpsey Berries, have you? You know they go to your head and make you kooky.
Stevie: Not really. I ate one and didn't change a bit.
Patrick: (sarcastically) :O
SpongeBob: YEA RLY
Stevie: NO WAI
Patrick: YEA WAI
SpongeBob: ZOMG
Stevie: ROFL
Gillenburg: CUT! You're all banned, n00bs! WTF, now you got me doing it!
Stevie: LOL, Pwn'd.
Patrick: :P

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Soggy Doo: Yeah, woovy! Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Stevie: Wow, all of his constanants are placed by the W sound!
Gillenburg: Wokay, that was a wood wake, we...D'oh!
Soggy Doo: Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Gillenburg: CUT! I hate you all!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Singers: The Soapsons...
Doctor Frank: ...Movie, on the big screen!
Gillenburg: CUT!

---

Gillenburg: CUT!
SpongeBob: Um, you didn't even start the take yet. :(
Gillenburg: Oh, oops. Um, Action!
Producer Randy: CUT!
Gillenburg: D'oh! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: Man, LoudBob, Packrat, and Stupidie have been quiet all day, and I can finally take my shower in peace. But not before I brush my...cheeks?
Gillenburg: WTF, CUT!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Knock-knock!
Patrick: Well, who's there, Stevie?
Stevie: Ya.
Patrick: Ya who?
Stevie: Yahoo! It's your birthday! (pulls down a string and a birthday cake falls on him) Yahoo!
Patrick: Wha...?
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie, you were supposed to drop the cake on Patrick, not yourself!
Stevie: But I like dropping cake on mysefl! (tastes some of the cake) Mm, frosting.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: (with a Japanese accent) Hey, look at us! We're not females for much more! (gasps) Why must I have an Indian accent?!!?
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, that's a Japanese accent!
Patrick: It is? I thought it was Swedish.
Stevie: (with Swedish accent) Non! Zees is a Swedish accent. Git weeth the dimes, Puhtrik.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Say, didn't we already pass that window and chair?
Patrick: How am I supposed to know? I'm too busy playing Hide n' Get Killed!
(canned booing)
Patrick: What did I say?
Gillenburg: CUT! Sonda, stop messing with the laugh tracks!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Krakken Squidward: It's krackin' time!
Stevie: LAME! (throws a hot dog at Krakken Squidward)
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Duck!
Patrick: (looking around) Where? (starts crying) I'm a-scared of ducks, SpongeBob!
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: (dazed) ::censored:: ::cesnored:: ::censored:: ::censored::
Gillenburg: CUT! SpongeBob, keep it clean!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: (through megaphone) I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Gary: Meeeeoooooowwww!!!!!!
Randy: I'm gonna put the ow in meow!
*he attempts to bite off Gary's eyestalks, but they're stuck*
Randy: (wiping his sweat away) Wow, this is tiring. (faints)
Gillenburg: CUT! I said to give Gary pothetic eyestalks! Posthetic!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Yay, we're back and smellier then ever!
Patrick: Woo-hoo!
*SpongeBob throws the remote, but it misses, bounces off the wall, and hits Stevie*
Stevie: Owww!!
Gillenburg: CUT! You people suck!

Stay tuned for: Once Bitten 2/Clash of the Clarinets outtakes!
 

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Usually, a 2-part episode will feature four outtakes per segment, eight total. But Once Bitten 2 was so short and quick-moving that I could only scrape out three outtakes, leaving the total count for this one as seven. Please don't eat me. :)

Once Bitten 2/Clash of the Clarinets outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: Ticklish rib cage? Oh no, that's not a good sign! At least I haven't got... (looks at feet then gasps) ...tentacles?!!? Wait...I always have tentacles.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: What the scallop are you watching?
Stevie: I don't really know, but when Marco starting dating that French girl Riley, I-I just had to keep watching to see if Lisa dumps him!

Golmer Shrimpson: D'oh! I can't remember the color of Mary's hair!

Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong show!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Run for your meaningless lives!
SpongeBob: Mad Snail Disease is real!
Patrick: It's only a matter of time before we're all zombie slaves!
SpongeBob: ...wearing red business suits and craving gull bladder juice...
Patrick: Watch your eyeballs or you'll never watch again!
SpongeBob: ...singing country songs and spiting out tree trunks as a zombie...
Patrick: Run while you still have minds!
SpongeBob:Home, home on the graveyard, where the zombies and the vampires play...
Gillenburg: CUT! This is the last time I ask you to ad-lib, SpongeBob!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: And now, it's gas time!
*tips the gas drum downward, but no gas comes out*
Stevie: Huh?
*he peeks his vision through the drum, only for the gas to start pouring all over him*
Stevie: AAAAAHHHH!!! I'm drowning!!!

He dropped the drum on his head, causing him to scream even more.

Gillenburg: CUT! Can't you people do anything right?!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: Wow, after 6 seasons, I'm finally getting good at this!

Then suddenly, the music continued, simply meaning it wasn't coming from Squidward's clarinet.

Squidward: What the crap?!
Gillenburg: CUT! Keep it clean, Squiddy!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Scooter: Rock on, slimy dudette!
Sandy: Four words: Best night of my life.
Scooter: That's like, six words dawg.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's five words!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Scooter: Uh like, could someone get this tiny rebeller a shizzling-big microphone here, dawg?
Sandy: Sorry, I only compliment what I can hear.
Kevin: Thankfully, Douglas-Z doesn't have the budget for microphones.
Douglas-Z: Hey! (throws a hot dog at Kevin)
Kevin: Oww!
Gillenburg: CUT!
Douglas-Z: Hang on! You can't just cut my gag out! I'm the author of this story!
Gillenburg: Well, I'm the director of this episode, and I say CUT!
Douglas-Z: Oh yeah?! (pulls out a green lightsaber) Well bring it on, momma!
Gillenburg: (pulls out a purple lightsaber) You're on Santa's naughty list now!
Douglas-Z: (puts on a Christmas hat and pulls out another lightsaber) Don't mess with Santa, chickee! (starts waving the sabers around hazardoudly) WALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!
Stevie: Yay! Asylumee fight! Asylumee fight!

Stay tuned for: A Very Spongey Christmas outtakes!
 

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Nice outtakes. Now I get why you were looking at the Clean Your shell page.
Stalker. :w00t:

Wow, this is just lucky. Posting outtakes for my Christmas fic during the holiday season. :ssj:

A Very Spongey Christmas outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: Patrick, can you please hurry up? Your overweight legs are crushing my noggin!
Patrick: Hang on, SpongeBob, I'm almost there! And stop wiggling around like that! You're gonna make me fall off!
Stevie: (walking over to them) Um, dare I ask but...
SpongeBob: Stevie! I was wondering when you would wake up. If you don't mind, can you please get the mail for us? Patrick and I are kinda occupied here.

Just then, Patrick slipped and the ornaments all came crashing down.

Patrick: Owwwwwww....
SpongeBob: I think you just broke my back, buddy.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!

SpongeBob and Patrick:
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday!


The coral tree fell...on Stevie.

Stevie: Oww! What'd you go and do that for?!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: (at front door) ♪What do you want? Can't you see that I'm sleepy?

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Step outside, we've got...

Patrick: (choking on candy cane) Ack! Glock! Gok! Ay! Ay!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Larry: I wished for more muscles!
Mrs. Puff: A new sun hat!
Mr. Krabs: Money...
Stevie: I want a puppy!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
SpongeBob: (reading off of karaoke screen) ♪Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, do you know the Muff... Alright, that's it! (throws microphone aside) Will someone just tell me what the Muffin Man song has to do with Christmas anyway?!!?
Man in audience: DA MONKEYZ!!!
Gillenburg: What the...CUT!

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Stevie: If he dies, can I have his Fintendo GameCylinder?

SpongeBob glared at him.

Stevie: What? Why are you glaring at me like that?! Stop it! Stop! IT BURNS!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Stevie, what was that?!
Stevie: Seriously, that glare creeps me out.

SpongeBob continued to glare at him. obviously enjoying Stevie's torment.

Stevie: (sheilding his vision) Stop it!
Gillenburg: Oy vey.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Five, uh nine, uh forty-eight, uh...
SpongeBob: (grabs match from Patrick) Blastoff!

He threw the match at the stake, which lit up in a huge explosion. Once the explosion stopped, Stevie stood there with a giant neon arrow on his head flashing "LAME" and then "NOT A MONKEY". He was terribly scorched.

Stevie: I regret nothing!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong episode!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Uh, still hungry!
Nemotoads: Food! Food! Food!

With that, they totally ate up Stevie's...skin. O_o

Stevie's skeleton: I still regret nothing!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Nemotoads: Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Hungry!

They all plunged down into Rock Bottom...and then bounced back up.

Patrick: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! I asked for an airbag down there, not a trampoline!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: The precense of Christmas is still floating in the air...must go back to hibernation...
Stevie: (suddenly points the camera towards him) Happy holidays to one and all! Joy to the world!
Gillenburg: Why you little! (starts chasing Stevie with the camera) I'll show you joy to the world!
Producer Randy: Um...cut?

Stay tuned for: Spongetron 4017 outtakes!
Plus... A special representation of "A Very Spongey Christmas" for the holidays!
 

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Spongetron 4017 outtakes

Gillenburg: Action!
Patchy: (to kids) What? You're actually wondering, "Why is this special so similar to the prehistoric special? And who in the name of Davy Jones dressed you? Your mother?!!?" (threatening closeup) Well, why don't ye walk the plank!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
*SB walks over to his Viron Dress-Ray*
Spongetron: Activate Viron-suit!

The Dress-Ray zapped him into a panda bear suit with a heart on its chest.

SpongeBob: (looks down) AAH!
Gillenburg: CUT! Someone tell Stevetron to stop pulling pranks!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidtron's voice: Spongetron and Gar-tron, prepare to be terminated in three, two, one, qenn, zero...
Spongetron: Take cover!
Squidtron's voice: ...Quenn o negatory, one o negatory, two o negatory...
Gillenburg: CUT! I said to turn off the countdown already!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidtron: Spongetron, I need a Triple Krusty Supreme with extra sea onions, hold the lettuce and mustard, and nine orders of Silly Silver Meals three with extra onions, one with no cheese, and two with less lettuce and more mustard, hold the ketchup on three, sesame seed for two of them, a soft drink...
Gillenburg: CUT! You're taking the ad-libbing too far, Squid!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Planktron: I am offering you-...
Patron: Ooh, hey is that Spongetron? Can I say hi?
Planktron: (to Patron) No, now get back against the wall! (to Spongetron) As I was saying, I am-...
Patron: Oh, tell him Patron says hi!
Planktron: No, get away from there!
Patron: (extreme closeup; deep voice) Spongetron, I am your Fathron01! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Spongetron: I'm getting a transmission! Activate transmission cell!
Krusty the Klown: (running over) I'll show you a transmission cell!
*throws a pie at Spongetron*
Gillenburg: CUT!
Krusty the Klown: Wait...this isn't the Simpsons set, is it?

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patron: I'm a monkey!
Stevetron: Ignore him, he's crazed from hunger.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patron: Ololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo..........
Gillenburg: CUT! You bore me, Patrick!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Spongetron: Activate Viron Sleep-Ray!

The little robot from the beginning whizzed over and fired a harsh red beam at SpongeBob's forehead.

Spongetron: AAAHHH!!! Burning!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong lazer!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patchy: Well, that episode was future-tastic, huh Potty?
Potty: Rawk, someone get me out of this prision!
Patchy: Boy, I sure hope PokDouglas makes a sequel to this awesome story!
Potty: Rawk, he is! He's also working on a oneshot short featuring Stevetron plus a Season 10 episode!
Gillenburg: CUT! Potty, stop being so overspecific!

Next: Lost Without a Sponge outtakes!
Will probably be added: Later today.
 

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Light orange = Translated into Spanish by myself without using Google Translator. Thank you, Spanish classes!

Lost Without a Sponge outtakes

Gillenburg: Take 93, Let's hope he can finally sing this right. Action!
Patrick: It's 2018! Zzt-zzt! New year! Zzt-zzt! Make your resolutions! Zzt-zzt! You are a pirate! Zop-a-dop-a-dop-a-doo-doo-dow! Zzt-zzt-zzt! Zzt!
Gillenburg: CUT! Okay, good, right up until that "You Are a Pirate" line.
Patrick: But you are a pirate.

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Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: Hello?!
Stevie: (sniffling) Who's there?
Patrick: (knocking even harder) Stevie, it's me, Patrick.
Stevie: How am I to be sure you're not Zombie Mom?
Patrick: (knocking) Stevie, don't you recognize my voice?!
Stevie: Yeah, but in the movie, Zombie Mom could change her voice to sound like anyone!
Patrick: (pounding hard on door) Stevie, let me in before I UNLEASH DA MONKEYZ!!!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Sandy: It looks like the Sniff-o-tron's found SpongeBob DNA in that there peachbasket!

Patrick lifted the blanket to show that sitting in the peachbasket was none other then...

Producer Randy: Hola!
Patrick and Sandy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Sandy faints*
Gillenburg: CUT! Randy, stop doing that!
Randy: Pero es divertido. {But it's fun.} :)

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Sandy: Gold Team, you search north. Alpha, you go south! Any questions?
Big Muscles: I'm a monkey!
Gillenburg: CUT! What is with you people and monkeys?!

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Gillenburg: Action!

Squidward stopped to take a breather when the ground suddenly caved in underneath his feet. He fell into an underground layer of sulfur. He didn't come back up.

Gillenburg: CUT! See what's taking him so long to shoot back up!

Patrick rushed over and lookd down.

Patrick: Uh oh!
Gillenburg: How is it?
Patrick: Let's just say, you're gonna need an understory for quite a while.
Squidward: (from below) Owwwwwww....
Patrick: Told ya we shoulda used a stunt double.
Gillenburg: *sighs* I hate my life.

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Sandy: Patrick, I'm suprised at you! Have y'all looked everything you possibly thinked to look?!
Patrick: (checks inside underwear) Ewwww!
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Squidward: Darn, my fortune cookie came true for once.
Sandy: What did it say?

Squidward pulled out his fortune.

Drop it like it's hot.
Lucky numbers: 13, 251, 1337, 666.


Gillenburg: CUT! That's the wrong fortune!
Patrick: It is?
*Stevie slaps his head*

---

Gillenburg: Action!

SpongeBob was about to take Patrick's bag, when Stevie grabbed it.

Stevie: Called it! (hands SpongeBob six game tokens) But you can have the pickles.
SpongeBob: Stevie, these are game tokens.
Gillenburg: CUT!

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Gillenburg: Action!
Rabbit Man: Hop all you want here in Bubbleland, Junior. Everyone will try to kill you here.
Stevie: (in front row) Zombie Mom will try to kill me...AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Who sabotaged the movie?!
Randy: Hee-hee-hee!
Gillenburg: Randy!

---

Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: (slurping a soda) You okay, Patrick?
Patrick: (cowering) DA MONKEYZ!!! MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! What the heck?!
Randy: Es divertido para sabotear las pelculas. {It's fun to sabotage movies.}

Next: Mister Talent/Moving Out/Put on Trial outtakes!
Will probably be added: Later today!
 
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