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Squidly Songs
Episode: Dunces and Dragons
Artist: Squidly
I was the king's favourite fool I made merry mirth and laughter Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke And now I hang from ye olde rafter! —————————————————————————————— The evil wizard's dragon is here See the townsfolk scream with fear See the townsfolk try to run I can tell this won't be fun The dragon will torch everything Everything in the valley Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, And even ye olde bowling alley! —————————————————————————————— Oh hear me king, for I must sing How you are the greatest at everything Like letting a dragon burn down our city A horrible sight that wasn't pretty Twas all your fault and tis a pity You are bad, you are to blame Now hang your kingly head in shame La la la la la la la la la la la! The king is bad The king's to blame He hangs his kingly head in shame La la la la la la la la la la la! —————————————————————————————— Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees Pray take these two and let me go free And I will give to thee some cheese —————————————————————————————— Hark the princess She screams from the tower By the sound of her shrieks This is her final hour —————————————————————————————— There once was a dragon So handsome and smart He let me go free For he had a big heart —————————————————————————————— Hark ring the bell 'Tis all ended well The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned And only a few of us got badly burned ——————————————————————————————