Would you use the Magic Conch or the Conch Signal?

pick your poison

  • All hail the Magic Conch!

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • The Conch Signal! AWAAAAAAAYYY!

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Total voters
    20

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Now you can only use one of these once... Choose wisely. The Conch Signal summons the amazing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at will! (Imagine meeting them!) Or you can use the Magic Conch that answer any question in the world for you whether it be about the past/present/future.

Which one will you pick?

I'd personally choose the Conch Signal. Why? Even though I'd like one answer to anything in the world, I'd love to meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Maybe I could have slightly overcooked popcorn and be able to breathe underwater with SpongeBob and friends! :pattongue:
 
I can't pick a vote on this, as I would simply smash The Magic Conch, especially If It said "No" If I asked It If I could eat. Probably what Squidward would've done.
As for the Conch Signal, I'll think about that....
 
The Conch Signal summons help.

The Magic Conch summons help AND predicts the future.

I mean, yes, I'm sure I could use the Conch Signal to summon Mermaidman and Barnacleboy if I were stranded in a forest or something of that nature, but then I wouldn't have any spaghetti, turkey, and super yummy delicious sandwiches to munch on while I was waiting for them show up. And could they tell me the score of the Red Sox game while I was isolated in a sea of skyscraper-tall algae with no NESN access? I doubt it.

So for this question there's only one answer...

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
 
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! Yeah, I'd pick the Magic Conch. I would love to see MM and BB though, but I can just ask the Magic Conch if I'll ever meet em'. I'm taking a risk!
 
The Conch Signal, because The Magic Conch is pure evil!!!! It hates Squidward, and it hates SpongeBob, Patrick, and that ranger guy too because she clearly wants to starve them to death!

"No" and "Nothing" are her most evilest quotes!!!

She still is really funny though, I guess, but still, I always found this "character" or piece of plastic or whatever to be very mean-spirited. But I STILL think Club SpongeBob is Good.

The Conch Signal is not that good either, but hey, at least it's not evil! And who wouldn't want to summon the GREATEST SUPERHEROES EVER, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! Haha, lol.
 
I would choose All Hail the Magic Conch!
I would use it to answer any question in the world like how much I would get for my Maths Examination.

So, ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
 
The Magic Conch so I could ask it to lead me to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy :P

Also, I could ask it some challenging questions, as long as it doesn't forbid me from eating a delicious picnic :P
 
SpongyDevotee said:
Which one would you think Squidward would rather use?
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Well I don't think Squidward needs any help from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy anytime soon. Unless it's help with chores or cleaning his clarinet. But at the same time the Magic Conch Shell basically hates him as we saw throughout the episode.. I guess I'll say the conch signal then. Squidward will keep abusing it until they take it away like they did for SpongeBob. :P
 
CowBob RanchPants said:
Well I don't think Squidward needs any help from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy anytime soon. Unless it's help with chores or cleaning his clarinet. But at the same time the Magic Conch Shell basically hates him as we saw throughout the episode.. I guess I'll say the conch signal then. Squidward will keep abusing it until they take it away like they did for SpongeBob. :P
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Haha, that's exactly the kind of response I was hoping for! XD The Magic Conch Shell does more harm than good to Squidward and hates the living cr** out of him for some reason, and the Conch Signal could actually aid him because Mermaidman and Barnacleboy don't really hate Squidward, well, as much. And they can't say no to him (unless he overuses it). But the Magic Conch Shell can! Saying no is her speciality!
 
CowBob RanchPants said:
Now you can only use one of these once... Choose wisely. The Conch Signal summons the amazing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at will! (Imagine meeting them!) Or you can use the Magic Conch that answer any question in the world for you whether it be about the past/present/future.

Which one will you pick?

I'd personally choose the Conch Signal. Why? Even though I'd like one answer to anything in the world, I'd love to meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Maybe I could have slightly overcooked popcorn and be able to breathe underwater with SpongeBob and friends! :pattongue:
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So I can only use one of them once…does that mean I can use the other one infinite times? :D
 
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