What does a Krabby Patty taste like?

[Sandy Man]

I make krabby patties for a living

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where do u work?

 

[maxmyles]

it tastes like fish, kelp, seaweed, tomato, pickles, cheese, onions, secret sauce. well, those are the ingredients.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Our old theories were funny, we said that Mr. Krabs put drugs in it.. lol

 

[krustykrab1393]

oh god, drugs? lol!!!!!!!!! i think it tastes like a burger without meat or beef for that matter.

 

[Lucasbob]

A Krabby Patty is...(Drum Roll)DELICIOUS!!!!!! O_o .Yum...I am eating one right now.I will NEVER give ;) the Secret Formula.I will be on Guard. O_o

 

[Banoon]

It probably tastes like..... A SANDWICH! But that can't be right. All the characters (except Squidward, he only admitted it in one episode) say that it's so much better than a normal sandwich. It's probably just delicious. I've never tasted professional-made-by-Spongebob ones, I've tasted fake ones though.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

lol... what are the fake ones u tasted made out of?

 

[SBLaura]

Our old theories were funny, we said that Mr. Krabs put drugs in it.. lol

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He did :P

The fake ones I have tasted were made out of krabs and mayo. The other one was candy :P

 

[krustykrab1393]

yeah, the gummy ones. well, those don't have drugs to make us want more :(

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Well who makes em? lol The ppl who make them are smart ppl, they get little ppl to buy fake krabby patties.

 

[goofy-goober]

I've got it! ten drumrolls, pleass! ( :drumroll: drumroooooooooll)
A Krabby Patty is made out of
1) in the patty: beef, kelp, crab meat, mayo, and bleu cheese
2) the works: seaweed (instead of lettuce), pickle, tom-ah-to, onion.
3) the secret sauce: bbq sause mixed with a few drops of tobasco (for that little 'zing' if ya know what I mean :( ), honey mustard, and kechup (which is why all but the old customers put no condiments on their sandwich).
4) all on two lightly toasted sesame seed buns.

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES A KRABBY PATTY! :)

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

How is there beef underwater? The patty is probably made of fish food or something... lol

 

[goofy-goober]

how is there fire underwater? The show defies the laws of physics more times than anyone can count

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Yeah, I guess... it might be a special hydro-powered grill. :(

 

[Spongey34]

the krabby patty is a symbol... its a burger, even if they are under water. they even say it, i think in kk training video. :)

and the ironic thing is, a krabby patty here on land has nothing other than krab meat. :)

also, there's this restaurant called rock bottm. :( but that doesn't have anything to do with this...

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

What, there's a restaurant in real life called Rock Bottom? lol

And Krabby Patties, are different on land? How MYSTERIOUS! :(

 

[Spongey34]

yes, in socal.. its good. :( its also in other places, i think.

edit: here's the list:

AZ-Ahwatukee, AZ
AZ-Arrowhead, AZ
AZ-Desert Ridge, AZ
AZ-Scottsdale, AZ
CA-La Jolla
CA-Long Beach
CA-San Diego
CA-San Jose
CO-Colorado Springs
CO-Denver
CO-South Denver
CO-Westminster
IA-Des Moines
IL-Chicago
IL-Warrenville
IN-Indianapolis - College Park
IN-Indianapolis - Downtown
MA-Boston
MA-Braintree
MD-Bethesda
MN-Minneapolis
OH-Cincinnati
OH-Cleveland
OR-Portland
PA-King of Prussia
PA-Pittsburgh
VA-Arlington
WA-Bellevue
WA-Seattle
WI-Milwaukee </option>

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

D'oh, none near Houston :(

 

[krustykrab1393]

IT'S IN CINCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where?

 

[goofy-goober]

There's a resteraunt called Rock Bottom where they serve all-crab meat Krabby Patties?