Underrated SpongeBob quotes

[BobCarotte]

Patrick: Opposite Day? Hey, I’ve heard of that!
SpongeBob: You have?
Patrick: No, what is it?

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the southwest corridor!
Other way!... Imbeciles.

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards."

 

[Depressed Luigi]

Sandy: Are you all right, SpongeBob? How many fingers am I holding up?

SpongeBob: B

Patrick: Good thinking SpongeBob, I had the same answer.



From the Same episode:



Spongebob: We're sorry, but the person you are calling, Spongebob Squarepants, has been disconnected or is no longer in service

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

One tablespoon listening.
Two tablespoons...understanding?
Mix ingredients thoroughly. Fold in warm heart.
Sounds like a recipe for cannibalism.

 

[The Appetizer]

"Pet sitting? Won't that hurt them?"

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

"His vituperative hyperbole has certainly diminished your credibility"

"What's the matter, is he stupid?"

"Go away! Can't you see nobody wants you? You're endangered!"

 

[Depressed Luigi]

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?
Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more.
SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward.
Squidward: So am I.

 

[RomNick]

Say what do you want about Porous Pockets, but this has at least four great quotes:

Appraiser: (after seeing the pearl, on the phone) Uh-huh. Yeah. We'll see. Uh, yeah. I'm-I'm-I'm still here. (And he ironically hangs up)

SpongeBob: Good idea coming here, Patrick.
Patrick: That’s my specialty.
SpongeBob: Having good ideas?
Patrick: No, being called Patrick.

Patrick: So, did you figure out what you’re gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage yet?
SpongeBob: Yup…I mean, nope.
Patrick: Well, my dad always told me: when you have money, you need to do more than just spend it. You need to have a plan.
SpongeBob: Wow, your dad really told you that?
Patrick: Well, what he said was, "How many times do I have to tell you not to stand there?!" But I knew what he meant.

Lou: It was only fifty-nine cents for the ice cream.
SpongeBob: Oh, that’s okay. I kinda have more money than I know what to do with right now.
Lou: Looks like my ex-wife was wrong. I am in the right line of work!

 

[Depressed Luigi]

Mr. Krabs: It's money that paid for all those renovations we did!

 

[Pugs4Thugs]

Squidward: In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die.

 

[RomNick]

"And who are YOU, my Rubenesque beauty?"


And before that...
"Patricia. The most beautiful sound I've ever seen..."

 

[Depressed Luigi]

Perch Perkins: One can only imagine the seeding tension pulling over right now between these two titans of the sport as they prepare for ultimate battle.
Patrick: Hey.
Oswald McNulty: How's it going.

 

[The Appetizer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40z9KKN_HXA

 

[WayslideCool]

"…and I was all, “You call this a mugging?” And then I suplexed him until he gave me my purse back!"

 

[Depressed Luigi]

"…and I was all, “You call this a mugging?” And then I suplexed him until he gave me my purse back!"

What episode is that?

 

[WayslideCool]

What episode is that?

"Married to Money," when Cashina is finishing her conversation with Pearl.

 

[toasterstrutel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts5zCR0O2LU
I LOVE this quote as well as the episode. It's a shame that nobody really mentions this quote.

What episode?

 

[CakeCup]

What episode?

It's from Doing Time. That is all.

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Are there cobwebs on my face? 'Cause it feels like there's cobwebs on my face.