These Tv.com reviews make me sick

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marty these reviews scare me
 
Tv.com is a website that should never be trusted. It is full of people who have never seen a single second of the episode. If they did, they judge it off of one moment (like the House Fancy effect). Any reviewer who gives a out of nowhere rating, never actually saw the episode.

I actually just read an episode review and holy ::dolphin noise:: . READ THIS:

"I am being completely honest when this episode sucks and deserves a bad ratings trap because it actually abuse randomness out of nowhere!The character that one can feel sorry for is squidward because he wanted some peace and quiet away from spongebob."
WHAT A JOKE. First off, does this guy even know what a "rating trap" is. Atlantis SquarePantis is a rating trap. This episode wasn't even ADVERTISED (Patrick! The Game was advertised in the promo). WHERE IS THE RANDOM ABUSE! It's called karma. It's karma that Squidward was hit on the head with the safe. It's Squidward's fault technically that the safe was flushed down the toilet (He told SpongeBob to flush things down the toilet). While Squidward wanted peace and quiet for like 10 seconds, before he went to help SpongeBob find the safe. It's ok to not like the episode, but this is the worst review I have ever seen. Nothing makes sense. Also, all the other negative reviews are abysmal, too. Tv.com may be one of my least favorite websites ever (I despise IMDb as well.)
 
You can tell they're trolls. In fact these two reviews are basically the same!

Review #1:

I do not agree with Honest-Slug, this episode was so rushed and dull! I am so happy it had a 2.3 (now it's 2.2 because of me).

0/10 (garbage)

Also, I didn't like the other episode it was boring and stupid I give that one (Patrick! The Game) a 0/10


Review #2:

I do not agree with Honest-Slug, this episode was terrible! I'm glad it had a 2.7 (now it's 2.6 because of me).

0/10 (awful!)

Also, I didn't like the other episode this aired with either. I give that one (Patrick! The Game) a 2.



This is bullcrap.
 
dmandaman said:
You can tell they're trolls. In fact these two reviews are basically the same!

Review #1:

I do not agree with Honest-Slug, this episode was so rushed and dull! I am so happy it had a 2.3 (now it's 2.2 because of me).

0/10 (garbage)

Also, I didn't like the other episode it was boring and stupid I give that one (Patrick! The Game) a 0/10


Review #2:

I do not agree with Honest-Slug, this episode was terrible! I'm glad it had a 2.7 (now it's 2.6 because of me).

0/10 (awful!)

Also, I didn't like the other episode this aired with either. I give that one (Patrick! The Game) a 2.



This is bullcrap.
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It's SO PAINFULLY evident that it's the same guy who wrote both reviews
 
Patrick! The Game is now a *DOLPHIN NOISE* 2.8 and with 2 negative reviews

And this reviewer was the same one that The Sponge Who Can't Fly posted an episode review of Sewer of Bikini Bottom


*This episode was terrible because every game Patrick has invented was boring and childish and then Patrick invented a game called Patrick the game! That's the childish name I have ever heard! The game should have been called starfishopoly. Squidward is the only person I can feel sorry for. The end of this episode was that bad because Squidward didn't deserve to be arrested for little things like wrecking Patrick's was a Squidward torture fest episode!*

ARE YOU *DOLPHIN NOISE* KIDDING so this episode is terrible because every game Patrick invented was childish and the name Patrick! The Game is the childish name ever and it was Squidward fault himself for getting arrested

But seriously this reviewer doesn't even know what he's talking about
 
I looked up the profiles of all the negative reviews on Patrick! The Game/The Sewers of Bikini Bottom. It seems they have NO purpose on the website but to give negative reviews to post 2nd movie SpongeBob episodes. I mean it. They don't even have any descriptions made. All they have done is put 1/10s on every episode they want. No positive reviews in their history, even for other shows. Just simply negative reviews for SpongeBob. Nothing else.

Trolling proof.

P. S. WHAT? Patrick the Game at 2.8???
 
WHAT?! A 2.8?! Must be either trolls or people that can't review the correct way. Hating an episode just because you hate it is just plain stupid.
 
Ol Bold and Brash said:
Patrick! The Game is now a *DOLPHIN NOISE* 2.8 and with 2 negative reviews

And this reviewer was the same one that The Sponge Who Can't Fly posted an episode review of Sewer of Bikini Bottom


*This episode was terrible because every game Patrick has invented was boring and childish and then Patrick invented a game called Patrick the game! That's the childish name I have ever heard! The game should have been called starfishopoly. Squidward is the only person I can feel sorry for. The end of this episode was that bad because Squidward didn't deserve to be arrested for little things like wrecking Patrick's was a Squidward torture fest episode!*

ARE YOU *DOLPHIN NOISE* KIDDING so this episode is terrible because every game Patrick invented was childish and the name Patrick! The Game is the childish name ever and it was Squidward fault himself for getting arrested

But seriously this reviewer doesn't even know what he's talking about
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I THINK I KNOW THE GUY BEHIND THAT TROLL ACCOUNT :wetpaint:
 
President Squidward said:
im making a joke :P
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I was too :P

Now I'm 100% sure who made the last 2 trolled reviews. That ratingcritics is also on SB Wiki, under the name on Reedjack. He always gives bullcrap reasons on why he hates an episode, and when he doesn't know what to say he only says "it's boring". I totally despise that freaking troll. Here, scroll down to the comments section here http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sewers_of_Bikini_Bottom and you'll see one of this stupid excuses to hate the episode.
 
MrTortellini00 said:
I was too :P

Now I'm 100% sure who made the last 2 trolled reviews. That ratingcritics is also on SB Wiki, under the name on Reedjack. He always gives bullcrap reasons on why he hates an episode, and when he doesn't know what to say he only says "it's boring". I totally despise that freaking troll. Here, scroll down to the comments section here http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sewers_of_Bikini_Bottom and you'll see one of this stupid excuses to hate the episode.
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"this plot was a rip off of flushed away"

wtf
 
MrTortellini00 said:
I was too :P

Now I'm 100% sure who made the last 2 trolled reviews. That ratingcritics is also on SB Wiki, under the name on Reedjack. He always gives bullcrap reasons on why he hates an episode, and when he doesn't know what to say he only says "it's boring". I totally despise that freaking troll. Here, scroll down to the comments section here http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sewers_of_Bikini_Bottom and you'll see one of this stupid excuses to hate the episode.
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HOLY *DOLPHIN NOISE* I SEEN THAT GUY BEFORE BUT I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS RATINGCRITICS

Also LAUGH MY *DOLPHIN NOISE* AT YOUR COMMENT
 
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