The SpongeBuddy Mania Commercial

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The Real Nostalgia Critic

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Based on the Krusty Krab commercial in "As Seen on TV"

Cast
DadMom AngryPants as Amy
PhilipB as Jan
ssj4gogita4 as Mr. Krabs
SBRoxMan as SpongeBob SquarePants
TropicalNards112233 as Gary the Snail because why the heck not
(I apologize if you don't appear in this, I just had a small cast to work with.)

Music used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPl6UIxHUqc

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DadMom AngryPants: Oh, Philip. I've got a real problem

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PhilipB: What's your problem, DadMom?
DMAP: I found all this SpongeBob merchandise and I don't know where to post it on!

(ssj4gogita4 is heard laughing off-screen)

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DMAP: Who's there?
PhilipB: Where's that coming from?

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DMAP and Philip: Yippee, it's ssj!

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ssj4gogita4: That's right, DadMom. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!

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DMAP and Philip: Where are we?
ssj: Why, we're at none other than SpongeBuddy Mania!

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DMAP: Did you say SpongeBuddy Mania?

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ssj: That's right, SpongeBuddy Mania! Forum of the world famous: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Philip: What's a SpongeBob SquarePants?

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ssj: Why it's only the most appealing cartoon ever made on Nickelodeon.


(SBRoxMan and TropicalNards112233 are seen watching the commercial, SBRoxMan notices himself in the commercial and points at it)

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Spongebob: There I am Nards! There I am!

(SBRoxMan is seen in the commercial posting on the forum)

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DMAP: I want to make an account!
Philip: Me, too.

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ssj: How are you guys like the site so far? (laughs)

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DMAP & Philip: (like ssj's post)

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(SBRoxMan points again at his appearance in the commercial)
SBRoxMan: Look, Nards, there I am again. Look!

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ssj: Two more satisfied members. So why don't you come on in, and make an account today.

ssj, DMAP, and Philip: SpongeBuddy Mania: Come Spend Your Whole Life Here!

If you have any suggestions or feedback to this, comment below.
 
Big Meaty Leedles said:
Can I be in the follow up commercial? :P
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Maybe. Try to come up with a SBM parody of the Tentacle Acres commercial and we'll talk.

BagelsinEurope said:
well, its true. I do spend my whole life on SBM :P
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Who doesn't?

Doowop said:
Start a Kickstarter so we can get this on TV.
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Okay, but I'll need the cast to PM their lines to me.

I wonder if the ad will play on Nick... :haylp:

imrustyokay said:
I love how you made Phillip Squidward Jan.
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I would've made someone else Jan, but Philip was just too fabulous.

President Squidward said:
I'm too cool to like this.

#hipster
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I'm too hot to hate this.
 
ProhibitTheSponge said:
The tagline should be:
"SBMANIA: Come troll here."
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Or the One Direction forum's tagline? :sbgrin:

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TropicalNards112233 said:
I don't know why, but the idea of being Gary is strangely appealing to me.
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Now that I think about it, that sounds like a funny idea. I can just imagine you randomly saying "meow".
 
Decided to make a follow-up commercial. This probably took less effort than the first one.

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Cha: Hi, there! Is this the final straw? Do you want love SpongeBob so much that you can brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way-

E.V.I.L.: Four-way!

Cha: -Four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue foruming where you do now? Then move to-

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Big Meaty Leedles: I hate Fox News.
E.V.I.L.: No, no!

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Cha: SpongeBuddy Mania! Where happiness is just a post away!
 
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