The SpongeBob Movie Game: Sponge on the Run (App)

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Link to iTunes store.

Description:
Play the brand-new SpongeBob: Sponge on the Run based on the new SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water!

SpongeBob and Plankton are in a race to find the lost Krabby Patty formula somewhere in Bikini Bottom, Apocalyptic Bikini Bottom and a real-world beach. When he’s not running, SpongeBob is flying, floating in a bubble, or has Plankton jumping around his surreal imagination. And when the running gets tough, the tough get heroic! SpongeBob becomes Super SpongeBob to knock through any obstacle in his way!

EXPERIENCE BIKINI BOTTOM
• Laugh at hilarious dialog between SpongeBob and his arch-rival Plankton
• Run through iconic locations including Bikini Bottom, Apocalyptic Bikini Bottom and out of water on a beach
• Customize SpongeBob with unique costumes
• Plankton helps SpongeBob with power-ups like shields and magnets
• Become Super SpongeBob and knock everything out of SpongeBob’s path!

UNEXPECTED TWISTS
• Drive the Patty Wagon!!!
• Adventure off the beaten path:
→ Float SpongeBob in a bubble through a coral forest
→ Jump Plankton through SpongeBob’s imagination
→ Plankton’s jetpack speeds past obstacles
• Run farther than your friends! Compare distance and scores after your run
• Custom animation and voice-overs with SpongeBob and Plankton created just for this game!

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Looks cheap and disappointing. <.<

Also, I hate that it costs $4 but still has in-app purchases. If they're going to sell things in the game they should make it free to download. If I pay for an app I want to get the most out of it without having to spend even more on top of that. I refuse to buy SpongeBob Moves In for that reason too.
 
Uh, Nick, 2010 already passed by 5 years ago.

Seriously, I think a beat 'em up game would be a better promotional game. Considering that they're emphasizing the superhero part so much, they could as well make a game where you punch stuff as the superhero character.

An no Android? Again another example of Nick being a total racist dickwad to non-US citizens.
 
Aww, I thought it was gonna be a real game with an ending and stuff. I hate these games that have no point other than to get you addicted and spend your money. Maybe there's hope for a third Sponge Out of Water game that's actually good this time? Probably not, though.
 
Okay, why is Nickelodeon always trying to get into the latest fad? As if Doodle Jump SpongeBob and Diner Dash SpongeBob was already enough, and SpongeBob Moves in, which was filled with more bugs after every update and they barely give a ::dolphin noise::. (It doesn't even work AT ALL on the iPhone 6)
 
Okay, why is Nickelodeon always trying to get into the latest fad? As if Doodle Jump SpongeBob and Diner Dash SpongeBob was already enough, and SpongeBob Moves in, which was filled with more bugs after every update and they barely give a ::dolphin noise::. (It doesn't even work AT ALL on the iPhone 6)
Diner Dash was done way before Doodle Jump.
 
$4 = No buy

Usually games I buy from the App Store whenever they're 99 cents so I can save up on cooler apps and I don't really want to waste it on an app I might not play later. I really wish this game had more stuff related to the movie. Maybe we'll get an Invincibubble costume later.
 
When playing this game. I heard SpongeBob and Plankton talking, and Plankton said "Ugh, how did I get stuck with this kid? I should've stuck with plan Z!" ITS LEMON SCENTED!

Interesting fact - If you lose the game, one of the things SpongeBob may say is "Tell.... Sandy.... I love her!"
I heard that too!
 
Yeah, I don't think an endless runner really suits SpongeBob - a beat em up probably would have been more fitting given the emphasis the superhero versions of the characters have been given.

Also, iOS but no Android? WHY?!
 
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