The SBM Show

Extreme Renovation: SBM Show Edition!

RL Bagel: Finally, my renovation of the first post is complete.
Bagel: Who cares?
RL Bagel: WELL ::dolphin noise:: YOU, MR. SARCASM. I PUT SEVERAL HARD HOURS INTO EDITING THAT POST AND YOU COME ALONG AND TASTELESSLY INSULT MY EFFORT WITH NO CARING OR ANYTHING? YOU'RE A JERK, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU NEED TO DIE FOR BEING SO RUDE AND UNKIND TO PEOPLE TRYING. ::dolphin noise:: OFF.
Brick: IF YOU SELECT THE GREEN BRICK
(everyone dies)
 
THE KINGDUMB VOLUME 1 DVD IS HERE!
It's got the first 10 episodes, deleted scenes from Downer and Burger Boss, a preview of an upcoming episode, and a promo for The SBM Show Season 2 which hasn't been posted yet!
Just send me 12 doubloons and I will PM you the DVD.
YEEHEE


Episode 22Z or something
BATTLE OF THE BAGELS ALTERNATE ENDINGS

Ending 2:
ssj: And it's the showdown for the name Bagel! And the winner is…
Bagel: Come on, come on!
IAmBagel: Pleeease!
ssj: … Brick?
(Everyone in the crowd gasps)
Popeye: But he didn’t do anything!
Marionette from the Progressive commercials: YES HE DID!
Geico manager: I HAVE INVADED!
JakeFromStateFarm: I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
(JakeFromStateFarm and the Geico manager both pull out machine guns and point them at each other. Flo is in the middle of them)
Flo: Now now boys, I’m sure we can-
(They both fire at each other. Both of the bullets hit Flo, she explodes, and the episode abruptly ends)

Ending 3:
ssj: And it's the showdown for the name Bagel! And the winner is… BagelsinEurope!
Bagel: YES! YEAH! WOOOOOOOO!
(Bagel runs away waving his arms and laughing)
ssj: (whispering to Brick and IAmBagel) Should we tell him IAmBagel really won?
IAmBagel: Naw. He’ll find out eventually.

Ending 4:
ssj: And it's the showdown for the name Bagel! And the winner i-
(Cut to Krusty Krab Training Video credits)

Ending 5:
ssj: And it's the showdown for the name Bagel! And the winner is…
Bagel: Come on, come on!
IAmBagel: Pleeease!
ssj: Well, that’s all the time we have. Time for another Teen Titans Go rerun!
Bagel: But wait, this show isn’t on Cartoon Network!
Popeye: And I thought Nick overplayed SB…
(The Teen Titans burst out of the ground and knock out everyone)
70 YEARS LATER
(SBMtopia is completely destroyed. Next to Brick’s rotting carcass is a TV)
TV Announcer: THE TEEN TITANS GO MARATHON CONTINUES. INDEFINITELY.
GOOD JOB (screen glitches out)
 
NEW FRIDAYS!
SLIF LIM SCHOOL!
(Everybody is sitting at their tables in the classroom, working on math stuff)
Ms. Laura: OH! EVERYONE! There's a typo on question 3B-
(We see the clock move)
Ms. Laura: Okay, it's 12:20. I'm not a teacher until 1:00, if you didn't finish your work do it during your free time after science, goodbye.
Keelin: But what if somebody doesn't finish their work then?
Ms. Laura: I... I don't know, just leave and give me my 40 minutes a school day in peace.
Camdin: Do we have to stay in for recess tomorrow if we don’t finish it?
Ms. Laura: JUST GO
THE PREMIERE OF LIFE OF ME!
Josh: Hey, Erica, you in here?
(Josh sees me playing with chemicals)
Josh: u sure
Me: Oh, good, you're back.
(The chemicals start bubbling up)
Josh: I told y-
(There is a huge explosion)
KINGDUMB!
King: Guys, look! A portal to the chicken dimension!
Knight: Where?
(The king smashes through the painted wall into the kitchen of a mexican food restaurant and points at a puddle of salsa on the ground)
Knight: What? I don’t see it.
King: Look closer.
(The knight looks incredibly close until the salsa disappears and a ton of wasps appear where it just was)
Knight: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SALSA WASPS!
King: A BEE! A BUZZ!
Starts this Friday at 4:30 PM PST/7:30 PM EST!
 
Episode 22-whatever
Anti Earth Day
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We see BobSponge and Brick in a stage holding picket signs)
BobSponge: NO MORE EARTH DAY!
Brick: EARTH DAY CANT STAY!
Brick: We'd like to sing you a song, about why earth day is bad!
BobSponge: Earth day has got to go
Brick: I always thought this holiday was just 'no'.
BobSponge: It sucks
Brick: It's true, it's dumb
BobSponge: Without earth day there'd be more phonics fun
Brick: Pollution is from factories
BobSponge: And that's where they make good things
Brick: Like food, or bricks, or TV, or potato chips!
BobSponge: So if we don't stop earth day
Brick: All our pleasures will go away
BobSponge: So let's all support the end of
Brick and BobSponge: HORRIBLE EARTH DAY!
(We see Brick and BobSponge in an office)
Brick: So, can we air it on TV?
Cascadia: TV? THOSE MESSAGES WERE SO BAD TO OUR PLANET! IF YOU SENT THEM OUT, WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED OF YOUR IGNORANCE! YOU TRY TO STOP EARTH DAY? WE NEED EARTH DAY MORE DAYS A YEAR! I AM ENRAGED AT WHAT I JUST SAW! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE ENVIRONMENT! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
BobSponge: Phonics Fun is cool.
(Cascadia facepalms)
GOOD JOB
(Everyone dies)

(also, I do not support either side of this short, I just wrote it)
 
President Squidward said:
What's with everybody dying in the end? D:
Click to expand...
It's a seemingly odd and out of the blue way to end an episode of a show, and it just sounds funny out of context...I think?
 
So ryanruff13 gave me my 1000th like, so I'm giving him this short in dedication:

The Short With The Things And Stuff

RL Bagel: I have nothing to do here to give a dedication to Ryanruff13, so I'm just gonna make everyone in SBMtopia bow down to him for a couple lines.
All of SBMtopia: ALL HAIL RYANRUFF13
All of SBMtopia: ALL HAIL RYANRUFF13
All of SBMtopia: ALL HAIL RYANRUFF13
(everyone dies except Ryanruff13)
Ryanruff13: I AM LEGEND
 
NEW FRIDAYS!
SLIF LIM SCHOOL!
Mrs. Laura: Well, it's recess time. Now get the heck out.
(Suddenly, a bunch of dark clouds roll in over the class and it starts to rain)
Mrs. Laura: NO! NO! NOT INDOOR RECESS!
(An announcement comes over the intercom)
Principal: There is a severe rainstorm. Both recesses today will be indoors.
Mrs. Laura: NOPE
(Mrs. Laura runs outside)
Mrs. Laura: I'd rather be soaked here.
LIFE OF ME!
(The sub goes through attendance)
Sub: Erica?
Me: AYYYYY
(The sub groans)
Sub: Anyway, today we'll be starting a new unit with, um, uh....
(Sub looks at smudged writing on hand)
Sub: BranPoops.
KINGDUMB!
King: TRAITOR!
(The knight is being eaten by a snake)
Knight: I CAN EXPLAIN
(The knight throws a rock at the TV and it turns itself on)
Voice from the heavens: YOU'RE WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK!
King: NOBODY CARES!
Voice: SCREW YOU!
(Stephen the crash test dummy falls from the sky, crushes the TV, bounces off of the table it was on, and lands in the king's arms)
All new, all on the Shop Mania Channel at 4:30 PM PST/7:30 PM EST!

EDIT: THE NEW LEGO SPONGY'S SPONGEBOB WILL PREMIERE EITHER 5/1/15 OR 5/8/15!!
 
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