The SBM Show

New Kingdumb and SBM Show coming up! I finished this SBM Show episode back around late december and it's crazy epic. It feels really surreal to be finally posting it.
 
EXTRA SCENE!

Brick: Hey! I have an idea! Let’s bomb the staircase so if those house-guys come after us, they can’t get in!
ssj, Bagel, Moxley, and Kevin: NOBRICKDON’T!
(Brick blows up the staircase)
ssj: (sarcastically) Thanks a lot, Brick. Now how are we going to get out?
Bagel: We’ll worry about that later!
 
Bagel's gonna post the new ep 4 me, got stuff to do. WE'RE HAVING A CONTEST AFTER THE EPISODE WHERE YOU CAN WIN FAKE INTERNET PRIZES THO, LIKE SBM SHOW DVDS AND DOUBLOONS :D


UPDATE: I'll post the new one, it'll be like 5-10 minutes late tho... Sit tight!
 
The SBM Show presents…
Revenge (Part 1)
An SBM Show Special
Episode 21
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We see Bagel in his backyard raking up dead leaves)
Bagel: Man, I hate the end of winter. It’s like it’s fall again except it’s freezing everywhere. I’m so ready for spring.
Drifter: IT IS TIME FOR CHANGES!
Bagel: Yes, Drifter, I know that spring is coming. You’ve been blabbering random ::dolphin noise:: since, like, 7:00 AM. It’s a Sunday, dude! People are trying to sleep!
Drifter: THE MELTING OF THE LAND IS NOT YET DUE FOR THE MIGRATION HAS NOT BEEN RETURNED!
Bagel: I’m kind of in a bad mood right now. Can you keep the weirdness to a minimum?
Drifter: THE PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED AS IT IS TIME FOR THE ENDING OF THE TOWN!
Bagel: Dude, what does that even mean?
Drifter: THE PROPHECY THAT THE ONE WILL RISE! THE EXECUTIVES SHALL ATTACK FOR THE DOWNLOAD THAT IS YAK!
Bagel: Okay, you’re acting super weird. Like, weirder than normal. I’m going inside.
(Bagel goes inside)
Drifter: THE CLUES ARE DUE FOR THE PROPHECY YET THAT IS ALMOST DONE! THE ATTACHMENT OF THE ROUND WILL RESCUE THE TOWN!
(Inside his house, Bagel is on SBM)
Bagel: SpongeBuddy Mania, the place for all your Spongebob and SBMtopia discussions and stuffs! Hmm… what does that topic say? (reading) I’m back… Untitled Member? This could be interesting.
(In slow motion, we see Bagel, ssj, Drifter, Brick, Prez, OMLJ, Moxley, GriffBob, ryan, Cha, E.V.I.L, IAmBagel, MMM, kevin, GG, Popeye, Poseidon, Jake, Ling-Ling, Jefferson, Constantine, Miles, Slash, Storm, SBManiac, TheOpenWindowManiac, BobSpongePantsSquare, cwn, SpongeCob, Prohibit, Beano, Spongy and Big Meaty Claws all clicking on it. We cut back to fast motion, and Bagel’s computer starts glitching out)
Bagel: WHA?
(His computer starts sending sparks flying everywhere, and a glitchy test pattern shows up for a second, and then the computer screen flashes black and white. Then, a loading screen pops up, reading “downloading YAK.nar”. Brick kicks Bagel’s door open)
Brick: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Bagel: Yeah, I don’t think this is good! We need to get all the citizens away from their computers!
Brick: I’d be more concerned about talking to ssj.
Bagel: Why do you say that?
(Robotic tentacles shoot out of Bagel’s computer, attach themselves to the ground, and start shooting out of the ground everywhere)
Bagel: Okay, let’s get there.
(Bagel and Brick run through SBMtopia. The sky is red, tentacles are shooting out of the ground everywhere, and everyone’s computers are taking over their houses)
Brick: Look! It’s the police station!
(He runs towards the entrance, but Bagel holds him back)
Bagel: Don’t go in there! It’s the most dangerous place to be because of all of the computers!
(ssj drives out in a police car)
ssj: Hop in!
(They both jump in)
Bagel: Man, I owe you one!
ssj: Yes, there was Christmas, and then this. You really do owe me one.
Bagel: And actually, I recall somebody else owing me one…
Brick: Hey, don’t look at me!
Bagel: Hrmmm… So, ssj, where are we going?
ssj: So, that random topic on the message boards contained this virus and everyone’s computers started going crazy. We need to drive up this huge mountain on the very edge of the city. You know the train tracks running through your street? If we follow those and take a left, we should be led straight to it.
Bagel: But wait! Here’s what I don’t get! Who’s “Untitled Member”?
ssj: It’s a spambot. If we disable all of the other computers in the city, we should be able to hook up the disabled ones to the main computer and use all of the energy to make a copy of the virus.
Bagel: Why would we duplicate it?
ssj: Well, here’s the rest of my plan. Once we have the virus on that computer, we fly out to the sea, and perform tests on the virus from that abandoned game show island where nobody else can pick up the signal and catch the virus.
Brick: That’s not how viruses work!
ssj: It’s how this one works.
Brick: How do you know all this?
ssj: There’s no time! I’ll tell you the whole story when we get to the top of the mountain.
Bagel: But, it’s not really a mountain, right? It’s just, like, a steep hill?
ssj: See for yourself.
(ssj drives onto the train tracks, towards a huge mountain with snow on the peak as Bagel gasps in astonishment. As he starts driving away from Schadenfreude Street, tentacles burst out of Bagel, Drifter, Poseidon, Jerry, Popeye and Brick’s houses, turning them into giant house-robots. Jerry, Popeye, Drifter, E.V.I.L, and Poseidon all fall to the ground)
Drifter: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
(Drifter’s house shoots a huge ball of binary code at Drifter. It hits all five of them, and they get stuck to the ground by it like it’s glue)
Popeye: Oh, great, robot blob. Yum yum.
Bagel: How are we even going to make it up there?
ssj: There’s a road going around the side, duh!
(A helicopter lands at the top of the mountain)
Brick: Why couldn’t we have taken the helicopter?
Moxley: (jumps out of the helicopter towards a staircase leading into the mountain) TO THE BOMB SHELTER!
(Bagel, who is sitting in the back seat next to Brick, looks out the window)
Bagel: Uh, we got a problem, guys!
(The transformed houses start chasing after them)
ssj: Big deal. Besides, if we’re going to save SBMtopia, I’m not gonna be stupid enough to leave in the part where we get beat up by a giant house when I tell the story to my grandchildren.
Bagel: Then don’t.
ssj: Fine. We’ll fight them. Wanna see something really cool?
(ssj presses a button and the police car transforms into a giant mech)
Bagel: WHOAHOHOHO!
Brick: Meh.
ssj: ban
(The robot smashes it’s fist into Popeye’s house)
Popeye: Ow!
ssj: YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN YOUR HOUSE!
Popeye: This is a kids show in the year 2015. What do you expect?
Bagel: It’s not really a kids show.
Brick: It is definitely not a kids show.
Bagel: No, that’s going too far.
Brick: (sobbing) YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S GOING TOO FAR, BAGEL! YOU ARE TOO FAR!
(Brick continues to cry as Drifter’s house lunges into the police mech)
Bagel, Brick, and ssj: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(The mech topples over backwards)
ssj: Well, that actually could have been way worse.
(beat)
(The mech explodes)
Bagel, Brick, and ssj: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(We cut to the room with the staircase on top of the mountain’s doors slowly closing. Bagel and ssj fly through the doors as they are about to close)
Bagel: MOXLEY! MOXLEY! DON’T LOCK THE DOORS YET! BRICK’S STILL OUTSIDE!
Moxley: Your queen accepts.
(Moxley pushes a button on a remote control, and the doors reopen. As soon as they finish opening, Brick crashes through the wall right next to the door, making a Brick-shaped hole in it)
Brick: Hi, everybody!
ssj, Bagel, Moxley, and Kevin: Hi, Dr. Brick!
(They all rush down the staircase and into the bomb shelter. Everybody gets to the bottom of the stairs except for Brick, who still remains on the third-to-last step)
Brick: Hey! I have an idea! Let’s bomb the staircase so if those house-guys come after us, they can’t get in!
ssj, Bagel, Moxley, and Kevin: NOBRICKDON’T!
(Brick blows up the staircase)
ssj: (sarcastically) Thanks a lot, Brick. Now how are we going to get out?
Bagel: We’ll worry about that later! We need to shut down every computer in the city!
(Bagel runs up to the main city computer, and turns off the city’s internet. We cut back to the what’s happening in the city. When Poseidon’s house is holding her down to the ground, she’s browsing SBM on an iPhone. Suddenly, a voice comes on her phone)
Voice: You have now switched from Wi-Fi to cellular data. You have used up: 10% of data.
(beat)
Voice: You have used up: 20% of data.
(beat)
Voice: You have used up: 30% of data.
Poseidon: Oh, I gotta turn this thing off! The message is using up all of my data!
Voice: You have used up: 100% of data. Screw you.
(We cut to the Horizon executive, watching a screen which is a map of everybody in the USA, with red dots to show who has no data left)
Executive: Yes, yes, all of these people are buying more data, except for this one town right here.
Random Horizon Employee: It seems that somebody has cut the whole town’s internet signal, boss.
Executive: Good.
Random Horizon Employee: And nobody’s renewing their data plans!
Executive: Oh. I see. (He pulls out a phone and calls someone on it) Yes? Hello? The Horizon data management team? I have a job for you.
(We then cut to a “Horizon” air force flying towards SBMtopia)
Horizon Soldier: We’re homing in on the target. It didn’t have to come to this. (He points his grenade launcher towards the city) But no, you just HAD to not buy those data extensions.
(We cut back to the gang in the bomb shelter)
ssj: I can’t believe it’s coming true.
Bagel: What’s coming true?
ssj: It’s… It’s nothing…
Bagel: What? Tell me what it is already!
ssj: (sighs) Okay. There’s a prophecy.
Brick: (gasps) That’s exactly what Drifter was talking about this morning!
Bagel: Yeah, he said- wait a minute, how do you know about that? You weren’t even there!
Brick: Uhhhh… I didn’t say anything.
Bagel: Whatever. ssj, tell me all about this prophecy!
ssj: Have you ever heard about the history of SpongeBuddy Mania and SBM?
Bagel: Uh-huh. I read it on the site.
ssj: Well, you can hear it again.
Brick: OOO! STORYTIME! Can it be storytime with ooooooofy?
ssj: SSSH! BE QUIET! Now there’ll be people bumping that topic! Anyway, here’s the SBM story.
Morgan Freeman: (recites http://www.sbmania.net/history.php)
3 HOURS LATER
Morgan Freeman: …who eventually died of massive internal bleeding.
Brick: That wasn’t internal bleeding, that was eternal bleeding.
Bagel: ssj, stop talking like Morgan Freeman. We know it’s you.
ssj: Nope.
Bagel: Besides, what did that have to do with the prophecy?
ssj: Well, you just need to know the basics to understand what I’m about to tell you.
(We cut back to the Horizon air force)
Horizon Executive: (over radio) Get in position to strike.
Horizon Soldier: Yes, sir.
(The soldier, piloting an aircraft, salutes to the radio. As soon as he takes his hands off of the handlebars, the ship goes out of control, crashes into the mountain, and explodes)
Bagel: WHAT THE DUCK WAS THAT?
(Bagel, ssj, Moxley, Kevin, and Brick get hit by the explosion, and the mountain shatters into a ton of rocky pieces)
Bagel: (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brick: (in slow motion) THE COMPUTATOR!
(The computer literally falls apart as it’s flying through the air, and rocks start to rain down on it in slow motion. The slow motion ends as we cut to another Horizon soldier)
Soldier: One of our troops just fell down for an unknown reason! They must have shot him down!
Other Soldier: But we have no evidence! There were no gunshots!
Soldier: This is America we’re talking about.
todd phillips: usa usa usa i can hear horizon crying and now they’re in the struggle and they can't leave calling out the violece of the racist city of sbmtoipa we ain't gonna stop until horizon is free we ain't gonna stop till horizon is free.
(The soldiers aim, and launch explosives at the city)
ssj: Oh no.
(The transformed houses grab the explosives and throw them into the ground, making a huge crack in the earth. Schadenfreude Street slowly opens up, and Popeye collapses into the crack and gets burnt to death by the lava at the bottom)
ssj: The technology is too powerful! Everything has the virus, and it’s destroying the city!
Bagel: We need to evacuate the city!
Prez: PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! DO NOT WORRY! I CAN SAVE US! IT IS MY DUTY TO SAVE YOU SO I CAN LATER DESTROY YOU! I HAVE A MACHINE THAT CAN SAVE US BY DESTROYING ALL TECHNOLOGY!
(Said machine explodes due to it being technology)
Prez: I just realized that since I make all of these machines and stuff, I’m probably going to be the first to die. HAPPY FOREVER! (jumps into lava pit)
Bagel: Okay, yeah, we need to leave.
ssj: I have an idea.
(Slash is in his car listening to music right next to the lava pit. ssj, Bagel and Brick get inside, and ssj pushes him into the pit)
Slash: Come on! (burns)
ssj: I’m trying to save our city, besides, you guys will be back in Part 2. YOU’LL ALL BE BACK!
(ssj drives off, running over several people along the way)
Bagel: NOW where are we going?
ssj: I have a plan. We have to figure out who started the virus, because if they started it, they should be able to reverse it. We’re going to need some pencils and paper to collect clues.
(We cut to ssj, Bagel, and Brick parking Slash’s car outside of a Staples brand store. They go inside, and walk out with materials 5 minutes later)
Bagel: That was easy.
Brick: Shut it.
ssj: Guys, if we keep fighting, we’re never going to stop the YAK virus-
(A shadowy figure steps out of nowhere and knocks all of them unconscious. We cut to the three of them tied up next to a huge time bomb, set to go off in five minutes)
ssj: Why are there so many time bombs in this show?
Bagel: I’d be more concerned about who we’re dealing with.
ssj: Well, it could be-
(A figure steps out of the shadows and into the light, revealing himself)
ssj: YOU!
Brick: To be continued next time on The SBM Show!
ssj: Not a good time.
THE REVENGE SWEEPSTAKES!
Here’s the deal; who do you think started the YAK virus? PM BrickSponge2015 and BrickSponge2015 ONLY with your answer. I won’t tell you if you’re right, but the first 5 people to guess right will win prizes after Part 2 airs like free DVDs and stuff or some Doubloons. CONTEST ENDS ON THURSDAY, MAY 14TH. SEND IN YOUR ANSWERS BY 5/14/15 9:00 PM PST WHICH IS THE SAME AS 5/15/15 12:00 AM EST. PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED BY BRICKSPONGE2015 AFTER THE EPISODE AIRS.
 
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