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Staff Wanted (SBM Parody)

hfjs

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An SBM parody that i'm too lazy to post the first part of.

Plot: MMM applies for a job as a staff member :P
 

More

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Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
 

hfjs

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http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=n7SUFAUza0ao%2F9aBIi%2FMsuHbHCo%2B7lff3MU5zvOwQB4%3D

Spongey34: Ah, the internet....so fascinating. Here we see Spongebuddy Mania, teaming with members.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=dUuaA3u%2BRnPnkV1RuspRBFGDB9URWLfLguunnSL5FdI%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=SJQBV8AzWGnLNc0S7hCbyFoFQIn%2BEMLaIBeZCghYduk%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FCQ5vuGlRx7HB3Wh45eqZRTQd68HfesjF5aI4tEd65c%3D

MMM: Today's the big day, spongedude!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8wvl%2BYk%2FiR8Auhc1VBt08FHf5mzXXoJXZn808WqRfBg%3D

spongedude: Okay.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Yis541HaJUo9IbmQUFP9%2BVTI4NtoMW0Il6l%2BH0DLCbQ%3D

MMM: Look at me, i'm logging ooooon!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=C%2FZLlC3BfSqba1plIxCl7D82xOeQHIAtdAMHLRpVvwA%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rAG8cc519lS1GmH3J78WZ%2BYfwxo%2FOLTRKo55WIQhVvk%3D

MMM: Gotta be a good member for today, spongedude.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=k18qVo6KdiW%2FJLIe51v0JTlVwhURCWlfapojlx1RMaw%3D

MMM: Nnnnngh.....must not go off topic.......

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=VrvT5wx%2FqSwqgR8iiKk0KDRd0H%2FH%2Bw%2FgHqWZgGW1se0%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FlSoAVtgakQHUY6SFRIwet8d7J9X37%2BPj46QKsbHu2w%3D

MMM: I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready.....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bV2Pfxkyftn0eUYuZHOhHqm4UQIj35jxzi1mYPYoY6c%3D

Prez: Go, MMM!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=4JmwrzJ%2BeqoCYZ9sopVmWf6MWGA%2B8OPObDz3Mw1eG5E%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=n8CCmllqD5YdXkNXBjvmzm7ftT9oIrCfA%2ButKa5IE6Y%3D

MMM: There it is. The finest moderation forum ever established for moderation.....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ckpjosS4DwwVeZIPOF0oKlBJmDQzsdhXTKbTfYws0Aw%3D

MMM: ....the staff lounge.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9OfbCic1b1nO5CIvsyyIGE8BzteEJBq7Uzx7VYgnd6o%3D

MMM: With a staff wanted sign on the window!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0ACzw4kNYaKCkyrrV0Q8rduzXlxSgvGwgqecDBsQ4gc%3D

MMM: For years i've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go to their profiles, PM all the staff, give them a message right for the eye, lay it on the line, and....I can't do this!
 
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More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
Obliviousness... does not compute.
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More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
Did you not see what it said on the topic title:
(SBM Parody)
 

hfjs

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http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=woHC4oXF2C2Wftz3y9Zs3GujqTKe%2BBorvKQDDfw5CiI%3D

Prez: Where do you think you're going?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rug6lOG6yLogbMf2k%2BRxHCe472ckdYk1Ubc3n2J%2FtX0%3D

MMM: I was just....
Prez: No, you're going to PM the admins and get that staff position!
MMM: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=RRIf5bVJo3qMWfdpGkWGldalmrQpY%2FirxRhLOqSxKT8%3D

Prez: Whose first words were "you're getting a warning point"?
MMM: Mine were.....
Prez: Who made a forum skin out of toothpicks and woodshop?
MMM: I did.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ywkQTEZybpSSUlKyyDF2fS71ZaPrM94GF7NaXiSlT5g%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=34kO0t%2Bv6jp2WKkHpxoXge7NViGKf1n6Anl0f9r2ic8%3D

Prez: Who's a.....who's a normal member that's also a milkmaid?
MMM: I am!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bK0Pv2859Gg3Wf%2FzpaNANtcVIxEVVZWmOzJQaZpeoxE%3D

Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!
Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!
Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bW9w0tpW9zQ7ZbAVdCJXeb2jGBfKS46k5KreIOmb7rY%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=oJLg7q%2FvQxykFkm4SreRBdRLrfKxrxCIcmjuZLNEDas%3D

PhilipB: Oh, no, MMM. What could he possibly want?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=2YKhvTJxT1B%2BPfYQe7enhVW4XZFWzRRVigrualGZHZc%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TM%2BNEobKSkRm%2FeJv1Cgnb4K0Uqyr5VjjyKiF1I3JOv4%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yZxLE7c%2FTqMkNbBMpeQH1yQXAAiGzDUSAGfzoQ0TMQs%3D

PhilipB: Hurry, abney, before it's too late. You gotta-

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8MKD1eWNJYMg6frOmTVXaFx6r%2BIyuZaKaCSR1Xte2Z0%3D

MMM: (posts PM) Permission to come aboard, Abney! I'm been training for my whole membership for the day I could become a staff member. And, now i'm ready....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FHkszbZuurfcJnM6fMIcAMY7DvV9VBG6BUwHa8%2BNpWg%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TXn2SNwy2YysvPTH8HLYlTxX0PJ4qg%2BxoVhSaHxlu14%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lCZQ%2BEMiaXjtHlI7DfYxNp2WF%2Fjl4DkALbs0M8GVNjI%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sd1OjFLAeUJ0eGZm%2FbYFnzH0O707F4y5yg8V0PogPxE%3D

MMM: So, when do I start?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zTtilhSb6V3BvAHr8GnEBkt9B%2B66hyBg9gkCvgRgRX8%3D

Abney: Well, it looks like you don't even have your staff training.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fqD8IBBfcvJj3t7oZBfrukznhE2zgXUnf7WxARIJMEE%3D

MMM: Abney, please. I'll prove i'm staff member material .Ask Philip.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=dPSmaLf2NA6JhTdYf0ipHkrxZR8StnyJNHr75%2Bd9Ct0%3D

Philip: No.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=UiytReB2Xgg%2Bnzmr1hBhov76eTkGGDXQ1M7ZyyJDjpQ%3D

Abney: Well, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be a staff member! Go out and...find a member breaking one of the forum rules. Spamming, bumping, anything. Report it to us, and don't come back until you do so!
 

hfjs

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Big Meaty Leedles said:
Can I be the bus driver for the anchovies or an anchovie?
I was thinking of making nearly every active member that doesn't have a part yet be an anchovie. xP
 

RedSoxFan274

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If SpongeBob's quest to get a job at the Krusty Krab had REALLY mirrored the process of becoming a moderator at SBM, "Help Wanted" would've been about SpongeBob just standing there and never saying the words "fry cook." :P
 
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