Squidville Gibberish Translation

[Patty Sponge]

From the episode Squidville, you most likely remember the scene when SpongeBob tries to convince Squidward to come back.

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: [gibberish]
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: [gibberish]
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: [gibberish]
SpongeBob: [gibberish]

It's a rememberable joke, but what do you think SpongeBob and Patrick were actually saying under all that gibberish?
Here's my guess at what they said.

SpongeBob: Squidward please come back home.
SpongeBob: Are you sure?
Patrick: Is he coming back?
SpongeBob: No, he's with his own kind.

What do you forks think what it was what they said?
Post of course, [gibberish].

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

Spongebob: Are you ready to come back yet?
Spongebob: Okay.
Patrick: What did he say?
Spongebob: He said he's not coming back.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you coming back to Bikini Bottom?
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: Are you sure?
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: What'd he say?
SpongeBob: He's with his own kind now.
*Squidward says goodnight to Squilliam in bed*

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: Baby, please come back! Baby, please come back!
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: Please come back?
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Is he back yet?
SpongeBob: Nope.

 

[BrickSponge2015]

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: Are you sure you're not coming back? PLEEEEEEASE?
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure?
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: (Gibberish)
SpongeBob: Patrick, stop doing that.

 

[Pospooky]

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: SQUID I MISS YOU PLZ COME BACK ;~;
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: SQUIDDY NO I NEE-
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: What were you going to say?
SpongeBob: ...I need you to plan my birthday party. ;~;

 

[Spongy272]

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD!! I NEED YOU-
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: But-
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: Can we take it?
SpongeBob: No pat, we can't take his leaf blower...

 

[Squidina]

I think "rememberable" is just "memorable". ;)

Beyond that, your thoughts are pretty much what I'd guess was said.

Squidward: 304, New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you coming back to Bikini Bottom?
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there SpongeBob! I am finally with my own kind.
SpongeBob: Are you sure?
Squidward: Now goodbye!
Patrick: What'd he say?
SpongeBob: He's with his own kind now.
*Squidward says goodnight to Squilliam in bed*

<3 this answer, FTW - and for obvious reasons.

 

[toasterstrutel]

I think it's awesome how the show treats squids like they are a race.