Spongemail Extras

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That's what she said.
 
DELETED scene: The Debate (stevie time)
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(we see a flag-type animation)

Announcer: We now bring you the big debate between The TomTom and The Stevie. The topic: the current status.

(we cut to Stevie and TomTom, arguing on a stage)

Stevie: NO! I be the one with the most do-nots!

TomTom: LAnGle! (shoots a doughnut at Stevie from his slots)

Stevie: (while pulling the doughnut off his face) Okay, I'm getting REAL tired of your attitude, Panisonic[sup]1[/sup]! (holds up doughnut) I said "GIVE ME GRAPE FILLED!" This is obviously patty filled! (squeezes doughnut to show this)

TomTom: BAnGle IuuQ! (shoots a brick at him)

(the brick gets stuck in Stevie's "head")

Stevie: (angry) ...Ok, NOW I'M MAD!

(Stevie and TomTom get into a fight)

Announcer: Wait- we just got word that a third contestant wants a word)

(Stevie and TomTom stop fighting as the look at the contestant: Homsar with The Dark Knight)

Homsar: ... (poofs away)

TDK: THAT'S NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY!

(we zoom away as Stevie's and TomTom's fight continues and The Dark Knight has begun tearing up the stage)

(cut back to the flag animation)

Announcer: Final status... they're wierd.

?: (offscreen) AHEM.

(turn to the right to see The Dark Knight, Stevie, TomTom, and Homsar looking at the announcer)

Announcer: (as the group walks toward him) Wait, wait. Why are- No, no, no, NO!

(as they reach him, the view gets staticy as we here a fight going on)
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[sup]1[/sup]Hey, they DO make toasters, right?
 
LOL, reminds me of the short I made called "Doughnut!" where Stevetron [Stevie's future counterpart] starts freaking out about a doughnut. :confused:
 
Random: Collecting the budget.

(we see Spongebob walking down a road)

Shadow: (offscreen) Here's what we need: a first-aid kit-

(cut to see Spongebob walking out of a store, obviously shoplifting it)

-new tools-

(cut to see Spongebob taking a toolbox from a construction site)

-robots-

(cut to see Spongbob running from nerds)

-and anything else pawnable

(cut to a montage showing him stealing car parts, fire hydrants, computers, Stevie, several gold statues of toast, and a payphone)

(we then hear Mr. Krabs walking in)[sup]1[/sup]

Mr. Krabs: (walking in) Great barnacles feisted in seaweed, Batman! Even their food is great! This won't do at all! Thank goodnees for this convienently-placed pay- (noticing the missing payphone) WHERE THE FRIG IS HE?!?!

(cut to a clip of Spongebob being chased by security guards)

(fade to a picture of Spongebob carrying several bags of money, walking out of a pawnshop)

Goofy voice: (giggling) Just remember kiddies, (these words appear on screen) pawn without getting caught!!!

(the following words, "'scary stuff' Friday!", appears very quickly on the screen[sup]2[/sup])

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[sup]1[/sup]Yay, more tampering with Stinkoman 20X6's scenes!
[sup]2[/sup]Like a subliminal ad, eh?
 
This is a responce of having to put up with the creepy ::dolphin noise:: axe scene in "Short Circut 2"[sup]1[/sup]
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DELETED scene: The WTF blooper (blooooperz)

(this orginally took place after the alternate opening blooper)

(cut back to Spongebob)

Spongebob: Now, this next one... shouldn't be watched if you are easily unconfortable. So... we FCC'd a part of this.

(static cut to fame, I think, after the "cool me")

(the t.v is acting up)

Spongebob: (angry) Oh, come on! (throws random items at the tv) DO SOMETHING! (then throws the remote, causing the tv to get staticy)

Patrick: ...uh, I think you turned off the vcr.

(an image starts coming through)

Spongebob: (sounding like Jory[sup]2[/sup]) What the ::dolphin noise::?

(the image turns out to be Short Circut 2, right before Johnny's attacked)

Patrick: ...what's- (is cut off when one of the guys stirkes Johnny with the axe)

(NOTE: the rest of the scene on the tv is covered by a smiley face, but the audio remains intact)

Spongebob/Patrick: WHAT THE ::dolphin noise::?/Why show that?!?!? Oh, my- (sounding pukish) I'm going to be sick!/(sobbing)THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!! (the rest turns to puking/sobbing)

(static cut back to blooperz)

Spongebob: (still uncomfortable) ...ye-yeah.

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[sup]1[/sup]Do you know which scene I'm talking about? If not, watch this.

[sup]2[/sup]Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Ping Pong Balls?
 
Random: I Eat Your Toast!

(we see Spongebob making toast as TomTom watches)

TomTom: PiFFy Von Doqniy yUloo MooLA?

Spongebob: ....wa?

(The words "Translation: Why are you making toast?" appear above the two, causing Spongebob to look)

Spongebob: Oh.... thanks! (the words go away) (to TomTom) Because I can, pendejo[sup]1[/sup]!

(Spongebob then picks up a picece of toast prompting a voice to speak)

Voice: Hey!

(Spongebob and Gary[sup]2[/sup] TomTom look to where the voice was coming from, reveiling to be Shadow)

Shadow: If you have a piece of toast, (holds up a stick of butter) and I have'a da butter- (extreme close up on butter) There it is you see, the butter; You watching? And the butter reaches (cut to a wide shot of Shadow jumping onto the table) acrosssssss the room and goes onto your toast (drops the butter on said toast), I. Eat. Your. (gets extremely close to Spongebob, causing him to back up) TOAST! Crunch, crunch, crunch! EAT IT UP!

Spongebob: ......yeah. (picks up Shadow and chucks him into the living room)

TomTom: (plays audience clapping sound FX)

Spongebob: Thank you. (again picks up toast only for Shadow to start talking again)

Shadow: Hey!

Spongebob: (now clearly annoyed) What?

(cut to Shadow holding a sledgehammer)

Shadow: If you threw me into the door, and I have a sledge hammer- you see it, the hammer, there it is; you watching? And I bring the thunder (cut to Shadow jumping onto the table again) acrosssssss the room- (cut to in front of Shadow) And begin to SMASH YOUR FREAKING FACE IN!

(cut to a side view of Shadow hovering over Spongebob, holding up the hammer)

Spongebob: ...this is the 80th time you've done this. WHAT THE ::dolphin noise::?!?

Shadow: I've been watching that McGoiter video way too many times, so I've decided to pardoy it; WHAT OF IT?!?

Spongebob: Look, (holding up the toast) if I give you this, will you SHUT. UP?

Shadow: (tossing the sledge hammer away) Okey dokey! (takes toast and walks away)

The End!

(we then cut to Spongebob walking into the kitchen)

Voice: Next time (not really) on Spongemail Extas!

(Spongebob stops in his tracks, eyes widening)

Spongebob: You are BLEEPING kidding me!

(cut to see Shadow in front of a mircowave, holding up the toaster, which is filled with dynamite)[sup]3[/sup]

Shadow: It's time to find out "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?" (referring to the toaster)

Spongebob: WAIT! When have they EVER done this?

Shadow: In my head.

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[sup]1[/sup]Possibly meaning idiot; origin here
[sup]2[/sup]This originally WAS supposed to have Gary, not TomTom. But.... I like it better this way.
[sup]3[/sup]With all apologies to Jonathan Paula (creator of "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?").
 
That was kinda funny.

I still don't get how Shadow's a snail in a lab coat. <_<
 
I may have to do some more looking, but you forgot to add "Chez la Intruption", "The Debate", and the stevie time promo/email to your fanfic guide thing.
 
Special: List of emails in summer of sponge

dvd email 2: fcc my bleep
17: comic
18: anime is freaking confusing
19: spam vs. spam
20: stevie time
21: worst 10
22: old or new
23: wednesday the 16th
dvd email 3: your movie
24: the sci-fi perogitive
25: sponge v. pat (aka: not-so-email thunder)
26: catalog
27: the true guitar hero
28: reality
dvd email 4: sciencepants
29: alien nation (aka: not-the-x-files)
30: off to beat 20X6
31: career day
32: memento (aka: 23 liamegnops)
33: no captions necessary
34: pi
35: predictions
36: tomtom 2
37: boatmobile
38: voice dub, sync, translate
39: skydive'd

The future emails being posted:
74: pomtom
92: the 1985 side of the Spongemail
46: the spongebob squarepants rides the biggest rollercoaster in existance
58: not-"tales from the darkside"

PLUS a bonus 5 emails, just because I love you guys... NO, not like that, pev!

68: is it a good idea to spoof the internet show with the similar name?
72: el switcheroo
dvd email 7: why the internet video sites suck
49: ANTICIPATION!!!
63: the endless summer spongemail

Plus PLUS ...a surprise email.
 
What happened to that big "everybody, everybody" crossover?
 
Like I FREAKING SAID ALREADY, it won't be in this marathon.
 
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