Spongebob To Tackle Teen Pregnancy

Arkei said:
Douglas Z said:
Arkei said:
Lol, like anyone's going to believe that.
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Arriving to the party fashionably late, are we? O_o
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I was talking about the 'script' that SpongeSebastian had posted.
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Oh, okay. I thought you were referring to the news article.

Yeah, I PM'd him and told him it might as well go into Fan Creations.

Arkei said:
why're you handing me this iPod Shuffle with pee on it
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Can anyone name the 3 faults with this sentence?
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Meh, leave him alone. Nobody's perfect.
 
Part 4: Spoiler and content warning.

(Mr. Krabs enters the Scheduled Fishhood building)
Mr. Krabs: (to clerk) Excuse me, Miss. How much do these (with quoties) "ad-bort-shions" cost? You see, my daughter was impregnated by a drifting organism whom I don't want to become my son-in-law.
Clerk: I...see. Well, a quick-and-easy removal costs about $51.99.
Mr. Krabs: $51.99!!! No wonder why so many people are against this. Hmm....
Angel conscience: I know what you're thinking and the answer is no. You are not killing innocent pre-born lives just to make sweet moola.
Devil conscience: What are you waiting for? Do you know how many young women pay you just to do this? To heck with all those pro-lifers. There are millions of Chinese people who would kill to have abortions!
Mr. Krabs: Then about I shall! (to clerk) I'm not givin' you the satisfaction! (storms out)

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For the love of noodles, post it in Fan Creations instead of flooding this topic!
 
Wao, SpongeSebastian, I'm... I'm.... speechless. lol But it's really funny, I have to admit I can't wait to read more :D
 
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