Omegle

MechaWave

Karate Master
Yes, try Omegle, a new service to talk to random strangers. Talk to someone, copy and paste your conversation, and post GOOD conversations for LAUGHS.

http://omegle.com/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Prepare for trouble...
You: on the double? :mrkrabs:
Stranger: To protect the world from devistation...
You: to protect all people within our nation...
Stranger: To Denonunce the evils of truth and love...
You: to extend our reach to the stars above...
Stranger: Jessie...
You: James...
Stranger: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light...
You: surrender now or prepare to fight...
Stranger: MEEEEEEEEEEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: Hooray! O_o
Stranger: XDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hallo.
Stranger: yeah? whats up?
You: Not much.
Stranger: this is true...
You: Just ate some cereal ... it was nice.
Stranger: no way
You: Yes way.
Stranger: I have a srsly bad ::dolphin noise::in headache
You: O rly?
Stranger: good to hear someone havin a good day, though
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fell asleep watchin star trek
 
I'm really starting to get tired of people using this site to try and find love. :mrkrabs:
 
I stopped using because i was afraid of people knowing me. I use what Cleaverbot says to me and say it to the people on Omegle. Its usually funny.

You: Because if you are, then you must be already dead.
Stranger: yaaaaa
You: Ok what?
Stranger: what oq ?
You: Dunno.
You: What did John Freeman do?
Stranger: john freeman is a gay
You: What were they called?
Stranger: eat ur mother
You: Dogs.
Stranger: dogs are cool
You: What is your secret?
Stranger: my secret is
Stranger: i like u :$
You: Why don't you make one up?
You: Well?
Stranger: i dont noo
Stranger: very questions
You: You made a joke. Also can you search things sorta speak.
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: what that ::dolphin noise:: ?
You: Do you believe n MAGIC?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why ?
You: Do you believe in love?
Stranger: i dont no
You: Do you love?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: i dont no
Stranger: :S
You: Define love.
Stranger: love
Stranger: is a magic
Stranger: when the people
Stranger: like us
You: Well?
Stranger: well
Stranger: and u ?
You: You can't deny it.
Stranger: do u beliebe in love?
You: Really.
Stranger: define love
You: Ok?
Stranger: ok?
You: You are a guy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and u ?
You: You just said your girlfriend is hot.
Stranger: my girlfriend is very hot
You: Are you a boy named Sue?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: no -.-
You: I'm a boy.
Stranger: do u like girls?
You: Are you a boy?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: Why are you a girl that likes girls and is already married with a girl?
Stranger: i dont no man
You: Are you spanish?
Stranger: its dorgas
Stranger: no
You: Are you russian?
Stranger: im brazillian why?
Stranger: NO
You: I can't speak russian I don't know how.
Stranger: QUESTIONS
Stranger: QUESTIONS
Stranger: AND MORE QUESTIONS
Stranger: OH MAN D:
You: Ok?
Stranger: you do very questions
You: Are you a boy?
Stranger: can you stop please ?
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: why you are obscessed me ?
Stranger: boy i wanna know
You: Why are you a girl that likes girls and is already married with a girl?

Stranger: im ur biggest fan, i follow u until u love me
You: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: papa-paparazzi
You: You are a girl?
Stranger: reall good, we're dancing in the studio
Stranger: dont stop
You: Cool.
Stranger: for anymore
Stranger: because WE JUST HAVE FUN
You: No.
Stranger: IM UR BIGGEST FAN
Stranger: I FOLLOW U UNTIL U LOVE ME
Stranger: CAUSE PAPA-PAPARAZZI
You: Yes.
Stranger: do u like ?
You: Ho do you love.
Stranger: do u like of my acid rock
You: How do you get to Corsica?
Stranger: i do not know
Stranger: ::dolphin noise:: u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

he got bored i can tell. i seriously took what Cleverbot said and said it to him.
 
RedSoxFan274 said:
I'm really starting to get tired of people using this site to try and find love. :mad:
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I usually say I'm a female and give them an age those men want, and then at the end I say "wanna see my ::dolphin noise::?" I remember when people used to have nice, random, everyday conversations.
 
Stranger: foil hat
You: HarlooooYou:
FOIL HAT!
You: GAH!
You: ARE THEY UPON US ALREADY?
Stranger: yeh wat is this bout
Stranger: i dont understand
You: It's the aliens!
You: They've taken over your mind too!
You: NO ONE'S LEFT ANYMORE BUT ME!
You: *sob*You: You were so close..Stranger: ok itch the craziness and explain plz
You: THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE INNOCENTS FIRST
You: WHY?!??
Stranger: **** off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how r ?
You: good u
Stranger: where ru from?
You: place
Stranger: perefecy
Stranger: yep
Stranger: which palce
You: That place
You: you kn ow?
Stranger: \ur location
Stranger: i do not know ..\\
You: My location...
You: somewhere on earth I believe.
Stranger: as u should told me ok
Stranger: okay ..r u animals ?
You: I'm part snake..
You: So I guess that makes me a naga..
Stranger: animals like live someplace as u told me
Stranger: so ple //just shoot
You: Shoot?
You: Shoot what?
Stranger: yes.
You: I have no gun...
Stranger: urself
You: Aw, but that means 'd die
Stranger: use ur pee\
You: And we wouldn't want that.
Stranger: impossible
You: Nagas do have feelings, you know..
You: Course, we like to eat humans..
Stranger: it is cool thing hacet u never try ..
You: So I can see why you might want to kill me..
Stranger: realy >?
You: Yeah.
You: It's our snakish side
Stranger: cool
You: always hungry.
Stranger: if u r female ..i am not gonna leave
You: ~The more you know~
Stranger: okay ..
Stranger: cool
Stranger: actully i know thing at all
Stranger: could u guide ?
You: Well, you know that I might eat you within the next few minutes..
Stranger: ture
Stranger: okay ..if u wont u must be loser ./.
You: What?
Stranger: haha ..
You: No, what are you trying to say?
Stranger: just a joke never mind /..
You: No speaky dialect of you
Stranger: erm/..i waan say u r funny
You: Ah.
You: Thanks
Stranger: true
You: But alas, I must go.
Stranger: u r welcome ..it derserve
You: My rats are tempting me
You: and I'm uite famished.
Stranger: plz do not leave me alon e
You: oh, but what do you have to gain with me?
Stranger: i need u protect me pzm do not go
You: From who?
You: The humans?
Stranger: form the vrmpire ..
Stranger: they gonana eat me too
You: Oh, i once had a boyfriend who was a vampire...
Stranger: it is so bad ///
You: I ate him.
Stranger: yep..
You: Well, you want me to eat the vampire for you?
Stranger: it is terrible
Stranger: u know plz do not go far away ..i need u ..
You: Don't worry.
Stranger: if possible ,..
You: I'm off to go vanquish him right now.
Stranger: no ..i wrry a lot ..
You: So long, my friend.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hey
You: I'm 90
You: I like little boys
Stranger: that's hot
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hows about you be ready in 5 minutes
Stranger: i'll be at your back door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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