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The Race of the Confused

[The scene is SpongeBob going out-side of his house to get the mail.]

SpongeBob: Hmm, let's see. Boring... Hey, look! 'Bikini Bottom Race Tournament'. 'Go to Bikini Bottom Square for details.'

[SpongeBob races off to Bikini Bottom Square]


SpongeBob: Hey! It's Patrick and Sandy! What are you guys doing here?

Patrick: I'm going to enter with my mobile rock!

[Patrick points to a rock the size of a microwave with leftover junk for wheels]

Patrick: Pretty spiffy, huh?

Sandy: We'll I'm entering with my 'Speed Squirrel'. Back in Texas we had races all the time, and I never ceased to win.

Patrick: Well prepare to lose, 'Racer Cheeks'. Me and my Rockmobile will be getting ready for the race in a couple days.

[Patrick walks home with his Rockmobile]

Sandy: Well we'll see about that, Barnacle-head!

Patrick: What did she say?

[Patrick hears his cellphone ring]

Sandy: I said you're a barnacle-head!

Patrick: ... Who is this?

[SpongeBob reads the details of the race and walks home to get his car ready.]

SpongeBob: Well, I think she's ready!

[SpongeBob unviels a car that resembles a Sponge of metal.]

SpongeBob: I call it the 'Steel Sponge'/

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. I have all the safety proportions and engines ready, now to go to the race!

[SpongeBob arrives at the race where many fish, Sandy, Patrick, Plankton, and Squidward are there.]

SpongeBob: I never knew Squidward and Plankton were in the race, too!

Squidward: I came to get the price money of $100,000. It would be great to finally buy an expensive hairpiece.

Patrick: Well why didn't you ask me before? I had one with me all the time!

[Patrick hands Squidward a small rug]

Squidward: Patrick that's a rug.

Patrick: I know, the perfect hairstyle!

Plankton: Well I came for one reason, to show off my speed demon skills! Prepare to be annihialated!

Announcer: Everyone get your cars ready! We will be starting in five minutes!

SpongeBob: Well, goodluck everyone!

Plankton: I won't be needing it! I have all the luck I need.

Sandy: Well I haven't lost once, so your pride will be taken faster than a Jackrabbit on wheels!

Announcer: On your marks, get set, GO!

[Everyone presses their feet (and/or fins) on their accelerators. So far Sandy and Plankton are in the lead. SpongeBob, Suidward, and Patrick follow. Many fish crash and burn along the way, leaving merely the group of 5 left. SpongeBob seems to be catching up.]

Sandy: I told ya I'd win Plankton!

Plankton: That's what you think. *manical laugh*

[Plankton presses a button on his microscopic car, and an assortment of deadly weapons appear. one of the weapons, a razor, cuts Sandy's tire and she falls out of the race. She presses the 'eject' button and flies out of the car before she can be hurt by the bursting flames.]

SpongeBob: *gasp*, Plankton's cheating!

Plankton: And nobody will find out! You're next, Sponge!

[Plankton attempts to crash SpongeBob but Spongebob veers out of the way.]

SpongeBob: As long as I have my hefty Turning, there's no way you can hurt me!

Patrick: Coming through!

[Patrick is riding upon his rock, zooming through the course. He is using what seems to be a rug, and it is levitating his rock. Patrick zooms past Plankton, Squidward, and SpongeBob, winning the race. patrick recieves a golden medal.]

Patrick: I offered you the rug, Squidward, but you refused!

Squidward: That rug is so wierd that I doubt I'd want to use it.

Patrick: ... Jealous.
You don't do it that way. :P
 
It was preety good. But I think the best episode was Spongy Racer!
 
If all was an Oopsite
what was happend if spongebob was the owner of the krusty krab? and squidward play good on the clarinet? and patrick was smart? and sandy was dummy? all the answers in one patchy special epiosde!

:sbx: Euegne, you are my money maker.
:patx: I'm don't want to share my memories with you, plankton!

Eat or Die
Plankton try to get someone who eat at his restuarnt. he is telling to mr krabs if he didn't eat at The Chum Bucket, he killed him.

:P that is the new tactic! EAT or DIE!
:krabsx: and why do you think i wanna eat at your dump? haha, dump!
 
Annoy Squidward Day
It's january 15th again, and "Annoy Squidward Day" come.
Spongebob, Mr Krabs and all the Krusty Krab costumers need to annoy squidward.




:sbx: Hey squidward. Hey squidward. Hey squidward.
:spongebob: Ok fine. what is it spongebob?
:sbx: do you what day today is?
:patrick: begining of the judging? to be Employee of the Month? i tell this price was nosnse.
:sbx: No silly! today is The Annoy Squidward Day!!!

:spongebob: Hey squidward... go to the cleaners. i forgot my underwear there!

:squidx: Everybody! listen to me! stop bugging me!

frank (orange color fish) : Hey squidward. your last name is tortellini right?
:squidx: you? but i think you are my friend!
frank: i'm still your friend, but today is holyday!
:squidx: Uhh? xmas was 3 weeks ago.
frank: Nah! today is The Annoy Squidward Day!!!
:squidx: i'm out of here. *boom*
 
PATRICK THE HITMAN - 30-Minute Patchy Special

Patchy Segment: The "SpongeBob Special" introduction from Have You Seen This Snail.

SpongeBob Segment: Scientist Robelch J. Keplton interrupts an encounter with Denis the Hitman to announce that he's picked Patrick and Dennis as test subjects for his machine that switched personalities. Patrick becomes a viscous and predatory hitman while Dennis is a happy go-lucky Goober. When the machine overheats and explodes, will Patrick and Dennis be stuck with each other's personalites forever?
 
That episode sounds really interesting.

Thanks!

This episode was orginally intended to be an 11-minute episode, but I decided a full 30-minute Patchy special at the last minute. Same with SpongeBob.
 
Spongebob Playes Rock!

Spongebob walking in Bikini Bottom when he saw a guitar and other instruments. And Spongebob decides to make a Rock Group with Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Larry, Pearl and Squilliam. They go over the world, before the fight won't come.

Quote:

Spongebob: Now in the concert in London I'll sing a solo on the guitar.
All others: No, I will.. no I..I will..no way...I'm the president o the group... Said who?...me..
 
CURSE OF THE WERE-JELLYFISH 3: NO-NAME'S REIGN
And you thought it was over.

It's winter time at Bikini Bottom, and Patrick is in the holiday spirirt. But SpongeBob is angered at No-Name, who proves quite michevious this time of year. Chaos ensures when No-Name accidentally uses the Mindo-Matic to turn himself into an identical of SpongeBob!
 
AQUA-MATES
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Squidward find themselves competing in "Aqua-Mates", sort of like the undersea equvilant of "Big Brother". Somehow I have a feeling that tempers are going to fray a little bit.

TOUGH AS TENTACLES
Squidward has just about HAD IT with working for Mr Krabs and alongside SpongeBob. He gets so annoyed that he actually wishes HE was the boss of the Krusty Krab. Maybe a certain little micro-organism will be able to "help" him?

THE CURSE OF THE WERE-JELLYFISH*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Gary have recently gotten a job known as "PeS.S.S.St Control R Us", where they act as pest controls against rebellious jellyfish. This is really handy seeing as the "Goliath competition", a show where the townspeople show off their oversized...well, anything...is coming soon, and jellyfish have a nasty habit of trying to destroy big things. But not long after SpongeBob attempts to brainwash the jellyfish using the "Mind Manipulator" that he borrowed off of Sandy, a giant jellyfish monster starts rampaging the town, destroying everything in it's path. It's up to PeS.S.S.St Control R Us to attempt to stop this evil threat before it's too late.

*This is in no way connected with Douglas12's version, and it CERTAINLY isn't an attempt to out-do him. It's just something I did for fun.
 
TOUGH AS TENTACLES
Squidward has just about HAD IT with working for Mr Krabs and alongside SpongeBob. He gets so annoyed that he actually wishes HE was the boss of the Krusty Krab. Maybe a certain little micro-organism will be able to "help" him?


ooohhh! i like that idea!!
 
Can I do that episode (Tough as Tentacles) as a fic?
 
AQUA-MATES
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Squidward find themselves competing in "Aqua-Mates", sort of like the undersea equvilant of "Big Brother". Somehow I have a feeling that tempers are going to fray a little bit.

TOUGH AS TENTACLES
Squidward has just about HAD IT with working for Mr Krabs and alongside SpongeBob. He gets so annoyed that he actually wishes HE was the boss of the Krusty Krab. Maybe a certain little micro-organism will be able to "help" him?

THE CURSE OF THE WERE-JELLYFISH*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Gary have recently gotten a job known as "PeS.S.S.St Control R Us", where they act as pest controls against rebellious jellyfish. This is really handy seeing as the "Goliath competition", a show where the townspeople show off their oversized...well, anything...is coming soon, and jellyfish have a nasty habit of trying to destroy big things. But not long after SpongeBob attempts to brainwash the jellyfish using the "Mind Manipulator" that he borrowed off of Sandy, a giant jellyfish monster starts rampaging the town, destroying everything in it's path. It's up to PeS.S.S.St Control R Us to attempt to stop this evil threat before it's too late.

*This is in no way connected with Douglas12's version, and it CERTAINLY isn't an attempt to out-do him. It's just something I did for fun.

Very nice! Very nice indeed!
 
Here's a SpongeBob episode idea: SBSP episode:BEAT-BUM-BOOM-BOOM-BOP!-75 minute movie-Patrick gets tired of the music in Bikini Bottom and plans a mandatory trip to "Goodmusikalaa". Will he survive?
 
HOLES
Spongebob has been commented recently about his holes in his head. All the people say that they make him absolutely glow. But Flats (THE RETURN!!!!) says that he looks really stupid with them. Spongebob is down in the dumps because of his comment. But Mr. Krabs has an idea... The next day, Flats comes back around and insults Spongebob again. But Mr. Krabs comes out of the bushes with something to say........................
 
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